Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[Js1 86924]

12 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I don’t think we’re interested since we got Spence, but I think this is a big loss for Colorado? 
 

 

There’s a lot of confusion about him even having another year. Everyone thought he’d declare and be gone 

[RollLeft 5088]

every time i think of ou/norman i now think of this dumb fkn song...my girl introduced it to me.  pisses me off. damn hicks.

 

Edited Monday at 07:04 PM by RollLeft

[Bigbend1812 13020]

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

He wants to play, and he wants to lose and suck 

Welcome to Norman!  

 

[Wishbone 4924]

Just now, RollLeft said:

every time i think ou i now think of this dumb fkn song...my girl introduced it to me.  pisses me off

 

Thanks for the warning. will not play.

[That Guy 1008]

Just now, RollLeft said:

every time i think ou i now think of this dumb fkn song...my girl introduced it to me.  pisses me off. 

But have you heard the Xmas remix? That’s the real jam. 

[Teryor 4963]

3 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

every time i think of ou/norman i now think of this dumb fkn song...my girl introduced it to me.  pisses me off. damn hicks.

 

I assume you didn't watch any college football 3 years ago when the Applebee's version was on every commercial break

[RollLeft 5088]

Just now, Teryor said:

I assume you didn't watch any college football 3 years ago when the Applebee's version was on every commercial break

never noticed. rarely pay attention to commercials

[Foosters 18221]

4 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

every time i think of ou/norman i now think of this dumb fkn song...my girl introduced it to me.  pisses me off. damn hicks.

 

[DixonHur 11938]

54 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

OU is absolutely fucked. Fasusi better ask out of his NLI.

Why?  The way things are going, he might get all blowU's NIL money.

[Tex Pete 21392]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

This all feels like completely made up bullshit.

Agreed. So let's circulate it far and wide.

 

Those rascally Aggies...

[chiu1040 112]

1 hour ago, pacman said:

Sounds absurd but I didn't think Lincoln Riley's contract demands were real either. Then, it was confirmed.

What's also absurd is Hudson's view of his ranking in the world of wide receivers.  Juan Soto asked for a free suite for his family, but he's viewed as a generational talent in baseball.  A few years ago, Lincoln Riley was seen as a possible candidate to become an NFL coach one day.  

[Tex Pete 21392]

3 minutes ago, chiu1040 said:

What's also absurd is Hudson's view of his ranking in the world of wide receivers. 

Well, not sure how close to reality the list is, but he sure seemed to have a really high opinion of himself when he was being recruited from HS. Hope he continues to fall on his face.

[Enemy07 340]

29 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Let me introduce you to the alligator song

 

[Hermanator 7570]

2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

NCAA needs to add a special type of NLI or whatever to allow players to go in the portal, sign with a team, yet still finish out their postseason run with their current team if the coaching staff wants them to do so. It's ridiculous to have to choose to leave a playoff team just to get a jump on finding a new team. 

[Napoleon 8800]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Another frequent flier: OU, TCU, North Texas, and now Virginia

 

If Chandler is finally coming to the realization that he's going to end up "Going pro in something other than football.", then UVA is a much better launching pad for that than UNT.

If he's even close to graduating, he should still with UVA until he walks.

I've been to both campuses and you wouldn't even know that they were located in the same country.

[Js1 86924]

4 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

NCAA needs to add a special type of NLI or whatever to allow players to go in the portal, sign with a team, yet still finish out their postseason run with their current team if the coaching staff wants them to do so. It's ridiculous to have to choose to leave a playoff team just to get a jump on finding a new team. 

Isn't the main issue academic calendars?

Edited Monday at 07:52 PM by Js1

[Hermanator 7570]

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Isn't the main issue academic calendars?

For the 2 teams in the CFB title game yes. For everyone else it shouldn't be, especially if you already know where you're going and signed with them before finishing out your season. I guess the ones in the championship game would have to just enroll before the add/drop cutoff date. 

[Napoleon 8800]

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Isn't the main issue academic calendars?

Yes.

It would be kind of weird for a player to be practicing and playing football for one team (with the risk of injury) after he has started classes at a separate university. 

Quite likely that he hasn't even moved into his new digs, doing his homework remotely, and practicing at his old school.

The college season runs too far into the new year. The playoff should be in December, not January.

[BornAndRaised 12819]

 

[BornAndRaised 12819]

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

[South Austin 53153]

I feel like I should have heard of an Ohio State QB named Air Noland before today.

[Hermanator 7570]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

That may have been the case, but you're good enough to be on the field and get your overrated G5 level ass kicked by us. 

[Junior Bonner 6536]

Any word on the visiting Ga Tech WR, Singleton? 

Edited Monday at 08:23 PM by Junior Bonner

[South Austin 53153]

3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

[TexasGolf 5384]

4 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

[Reynolds Woodcock 5064]

On 12/14/2024 at 4:25 PM, immamac said:

Soon to be out starting nickel. 

 

6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

[Hank_Hill 19744]

5 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

As opposed to lying to him?

[6th Street 6650]

Meh no ill will there. Swanson was never going to see the field here 

[Hank_Hill 19744]

16 tackles and half a sack this season. Talk your shit man!

[Hornmatic 285]

19 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Yes.

It would be kind of weird for a player to be practicing and playing football for one team (with the risk of injury) after he has “started classes” at a separate university. 

fify

[pacman 7485]

9 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

Why does he look 45 years old?

[TotallyLegit 3090]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

16 tackles and half a sack this season. Talk your shit man!

To be fair, that's more of a sack than some of us on surly have.

[Nivek 17330]

12 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

1) It is amazing that we never hear the inverse, this guy came to Texas to get revenge on the other school that let them go.

2) Did they really say he would never see the field, or that he currently isn't able to get on the field due to his skill level, but with more development and effort, he might earn a spot in the future?  

3) How can a dude be resentful with all that ASU talent in the stands?  He is really not good at taking advantage of opportunities.

4) Why does he look like Chris Hall?

[Tex Pete 21392]

16 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

...and Zac's grandfather? None other than Robert Brewer!

[Sgt. Slaughter 2890]

6 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

To be fair, that's more of a sack than some of us on surly have.

Don’t sell yourself short, just haven’t been able to see past your belly in 2 decades. 

[Js1 86924]

7 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

To be fair, that's more of a sack than some of us on surly have.

Your mom gets more sack than a medieval grain merchant 

[HenryJames 67114]

"They said I'd never see the field. Well, I showed them by going to a worse program."

[Red Five 41593]

Yeah no ill will, but I'm not sure what point he's trying to make. He still wouldn't see the field here. 

[Not a cat 5804]

I actually had to look him up as I had no recollection of him.  Turns out he was a communications major, so it's not like he's gonna make money after football, anyway...

[Pato del Muerto 53327]

1 minute ago, Not a cat said:

I actually had to look him up as I had no recollection of him.  Turns out he was a communications major, so it's not like he's gonna make money after football, anyway...

Did you not think he communicated well in that clip?

[Tex Pete 21392]

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

Did you not think he communicated well in that clip?

Who knows? After seeing he's one of our cast-offs, there's no point in hearing anything he has to say.

[BurntOrange&White 41644]

Spell your name with a h or k at the end you coward!

[troph 25088]

this guy talk to that aggy that felt sorry for our players because Kyle Field is intimidating and loud or some shit? Bring it rodent scruff*, I don't give a fuck.

 

* yes lobo you can have it as your band name.

[RockyMountainHighHorn 915]

I know a lot of OSU fans that thought Air was going to be the next Air savior. That’s quite the shocker 

[MontereyMX 922]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Spell your name with a h or k at the end you coward!

namh namk 

[CashMcCoy 3404]

6 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

I know a lot of OSU fans that thought Air was going to be the next Air savior. That’s quite the shocker 

Soon they will be Sayin differently

[Rimbo 26852]

39 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

i mean... he wasn't

[Js1 86924]

Jay'Vion Cole to Arizona

[SydneyCarton 49323]

Yeah, Air Noland was supposed to be a stud, per them. Then again, if I had to play behind Will Howard I'd probably be pissed off as well. 

[Vito Andolini 9429]

On the CFP announcement show, Skatteboo said a large cheer erupted from the room when it was revealed Texas would be a potential opponent, due to former Longhorn players on the Arizona State team.