Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[Fondren & Main 6868]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Aaaaand he's back, I assume for good this time

 

Hey, he can always go pro in competitive eating.  

[BornAndRaised 12819]

https://athlonsports.com/college/washington-state-cougars/3000-yard-qb-has-1-5-million-offer-to-transfer-to-sec-program

 

Spoiler

With the free-for-all that is the NCAA Transfer Portal, player movement is at an all-time high.

No team is safe from losing a star, especially if that program isn't in one of the premier conferences in college football. Group of Five and FCS schools have to deal with the unfortunate reality that when a player blows up, the sharks will begin to circle with major NIL offers.

This is something that former Power 5 program Washington State is hoping to avoid when it comes to star quarterback John Mateer.

Last season, he was simply known as Cam Ward's backup, but this season, he has programs across the country yearning for his name to pop up in the portal. 

In fact, programs have already been offering him money to do so, with one school reportedly offering $1.5 million to lure him away from Washington State. A number revealed by insider John Canzano, who recently dove into the behind-the-scenes efforts by Washington State to keep him in Pullman, which featured a NIL package and messages from program legends Jack Thompson and Ryan Leaf.

"Two donors who developed friendships with Mateer in the last couple of years told me they opted not to attend the meeting out of respect," Canzano wrote. "They didn’t want to be selfish and put undue pressure on Mateer, who is being wooed with the weight of a $1.5 million NIL package from an SEC school, among others."

It isn't shocking that the Cougars are going to such dramatic lengths to keep the star quarterback. He led the program to its first eight-win season since 2018, and established himself as one of the best dual threats in the country. On the year, he threw for 3,139 yards and 29 touchdowns, while adding 826 yards rushing and 15 scores with his legs. 

While Canzano didn't reveal which team it was, Many have linked Mateer to Oklahoma since Washington State's offensive coordinator, Ben Arbuckle, accepted the same role in Norman on Dec. 2. However, as confirmed by Canzano, Mateer is practicing with the Cougars (8-4) ahead of their DirecTV Holiday Bowl meeting with the No. 21 Syracuse Orange (9-3) on Friday, Dec. 27. 

As for his future in Pullman and whether or not he will transfer, Canzano revealed that a decision is expected at "anytime."

If Mateer stays, he will go down as a program legend at a school that was glossed over in conference realignment but is fighting to remain relevant. If he leaves, he could very well end up as the top quarterback in the portal, and could end up fielding dozens of offers worth over one million. 

 

[Js1 86888]

9 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

"Appeared in every game"

Much better sounding than "4 receptions for 82 yards" and "hasn't had a catch since October 26" and "5 career receptions" 

[closetojumping 65214]

46 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Is there any chance we could lose Gibson to the portal? I heard at two different parts of the season that he was struggling big time with pass protection and it was limiting his use. 

Haven't heard anything, but, fucking A, let's try to will it into existence!

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13381]

2 hours ago, pacman said:

Why does he look 45 years old?

Some men take rejection much harder than others.

26 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Just a freshman. give him a break.

Poor choice of words, considering the state of the RB room. 
 

In all seriousness, the RB room has been the biggest twist of fate of the year. Between the losses due to injuries, Blue (who we thought would be a huge factor), going full Blue, Gibson hardly seeing the field because he shouldn’t, and Wisner carrying the load… 

Nobody would have written a script remotely close to this last spring, and it’s a big reason for many of the offensive struggles.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13116]

21 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Sucks. I really wanted this kid to do well here. He's gonna be a good one when he gets settled and doesn't have to compete with 5 others for a spot. 

20 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Internet getting spotty up here…can’t make out your post…I’m sure it’s great…. Wi

I laughed way too hard at this 

On 12/15/2024 at 3:42 PM, DixonHur said:

Except the real life Rudy sucked

Thanks for ruining the movie for me, asshole. 

13 hours ago, Victor Lazlo said:

My man, you should really take a break.

Sark is a moron if he doesn’t recruit a particular player that you covet?

 

Yes. I want it, and I want it now, God damnit! But also, I really want Haynes. Dude would absolutely kill it here with Baxter (assuming he's good to go, and if not, we still have a contingency plan). 

12 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Wisner is better as a complimentary back. Sark has mainly ran inside zone to pair with the deep passing game. We struggled to run inside zone this season because neither Wisner or Blue are suited to run it. Blue and Gibson keep fumbling. Baxter and Clark are coming off major injuries.

Exactly. But people will still be like "They're starter level players!!!" Yeah, if you want to throw in the flat or even screens. They're too small to run up the middle unless it's against bad teams up front. Other than that, we've seen them get shut the fuck down when they have a spy on them. 

7 hours ago, South Austin said:

Yeah, that was a weird take.  He's a true freshman who's never taken a snap, and coming off an Achilles injury.  Not sure why Funk Dr. gave him the label as our "primary back."  

And we'll see how Clark recovers.  Jonathan Gray was never the same after his Achilles injury, though many think he didn't have a lot of mileage left after getting overworked in high school.

I've been packing my ex-wife's shit so I may have confused he and Baxter. I dunno. I'm fucking ready to be done with this shit so I can relax. 

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

It's not about absurd demands, the made up part is the dumb fucks just picked shit becuase they believe NIL contracts would look like a coaching contract. Newsflash, they do not. Explain how a marketing agreement or product sponsorship covers "medical injury time off" or "hotel arragements." Sure, I could make an arugment that a hotel chain in all of the cities Tech travels too might want a sponsorship deal with an opposing player...but yeah, it's stupid. As is the concept of "Micah Hudson's injury time off, brought to you by McDonald's." It's dumb. At best, the agent would run some #s and the money for that kind of thing would be included in a lump sum of money from a collective. But the contract wouldn't look like that, at all.

Which is why it's entirely made up bullshit by some moron on the Internet who's Funk Dr. Spock level stupid 

This is ridiculous. No one is stupider than me. 

[SamMan 1453]

1 hour ago, NoctambulantBrobdingnagian said:

His vestigial left arm is unsettling, but a one-armed quarterback is also inspiring.

[Vito Andolini 9422]

Quote

I've been packing my ex-wife's shit

At least she’s still giving up dat ass

[CTC2 2858]

3 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

Sounds like we did him a solid by being honest and allowing him to go have a good experience somewhere else.  He sounds like kind of a hay seed. 

[SamMan 1453]

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

 

 

Thanks, I was trying to remember who the weirdo with the disconcerting jersey number was. Devin Brown.

41 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

This guy reminds me of Desean Hales. He was a really good APB in HS. Never happened in college.

[BornAndRaised 12819]

 

[Longhornlove 5130]

25 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

big reason for many of the offensive struggles.

But, but but Quinn is the reason for all our offensive woes and is surrounded by NFL talent, there can't be other contributing factors like the offensive line getting their shit pushed in against Georgia.

[DanTheHorn 5059]

46 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Hey, he can always go pro in competitive eating.  

Tell me you have not watched the 30 for 30 without telling me you have not the 30 for 30

[kevwun 16268]

Wake me up when Ryan Williams enters the portal.

[NoName 17089]

1 hour ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

They're certainly a more complete team than Boise. If you stop Jeanty, you beat Boise. They have nothing after him. If you stop Skattebo, sparky can still play defense and Sam Leavitt is a really good first year starter. I think Texas would win that game, but they're one of those endlessly scrappy B12 teams that stick around long enough for Sark to forget how to call the offense. 

They lost their top WR, which is going to make making them one dimensional easier.

[Js1 86888]

8 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Supposedly 7 figures.  Ole Miss.  For a backup CB

[SamMan 1453]

3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

If Chandler is finally coming to the realization that he's going to end up "Going pro in something other than football.", then UVA is a much better launching pad for that than UNT.

If he's even close to graduating, he should still with UVA until he walks.

I've been to both campuses and you wouldn't even know that they were located in the same country.

I believe Connor Brewer did something similar at UVA before law school.

3 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

Why does he have the same shit-eating grin and worrisome baldness pattern as Tom Herman? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13116]

6 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

 

 

5 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

If Finkley wants a payday just imagine what he could get from aggy simply for the narrative factor. Finkley is probably above that though. At least it’s an option.

He wants to be a doctor, not a gardener. 

2 hours ago, CashMcCoy said:

Soon they will be Sayin differently

Go to your room! 

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Fuck. Yes. It's happening.gif

2 hours ago, utexas8 said:

ASU doesn’t worry me like Clemson and I think we beat Clemson. Is asu even good like that?

Neither should worry you. They're both good, not great teams. Our talent level is beyond anything they have. We will beat them both by double digits. I'm hoping Tennessee knocks both fOSU and Oregon off and then runs out of steam against us, or our defense just goes no lube. 

[BrazilHorn 6784]

10 minutes ago, SamMan said:

I believe Connor Brewer did something similar at UVA before law school.

Why does he have the same shit-eating grin and worrisome baldness pattern as Tom Herman? 

Would have been great if a reporter asked him which Texas players he would be starting over

[Funk Doctor Spock 13116]

Tons of Bama players portaling. I guess Deboer sucks as a person. 

[UnhappilyMarried 841]

8 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Tons of Bama players portaling. I guess Deboer sucks as a person. 

Bags don’t rule the world and there’s no Saban discount. They don’t have the infrastructure to support the highest team talent in the country anymore. Makes sense that they won’t be able to keep highly talented backups on the payroll for years anymore. 

[Sbbruin 22068]

Y'all might as well stop trying.  They're all going to Sac St with their $50 mil NIL budget.

 

[Beer Drinker 684]

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

 I've been packing my ex-wife's shit so I may have confused he and Baxter. I dunno. I'm fucking ready to be done with this shit so I can relax. 

 

When I was going through the same I seemed to really chill and deal with the situation better when I doubled the amount of drugs I was doing. Just a suggestion.

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13381]

7 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Y'all might as well stop trying.  They're all going to Sac St with their $50 mil NIL budget.

 

Only recruiting players with that dog in them.

[Js1 86888]

8 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Y'all might as well stop trying.  They're all going to Sac St with their $50 mil NIL budget.

 

Already been walked back. Idk who is feeding these names to the media, but like Ray Lewis, the university is like “uh, what? Not really likely”

[Fondren & Main 6868]

56 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

Tell me you have not watched the 30 for 30 without telling me you have not the 30 for 30

[Thiefery 5107]

[Js1 86888]

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

Oh please, his next cheeseburger will take out Ketch

[MontereyMX 922]

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh please, his next cheeseburger will take out Ketch

oh no, not the Golden Arches 

[Hank_Hill 19694]

14 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

Ewers wants to play for his gf? Undefeated 

[texifornia 58736]

 

[Newy25 7894]

2 hours ago, BlackCat said:

Is there any chance we could lose Gibson to the portal? I heard at two different parts of the season that he was struggling big time with pass protection and it was limiting his use. 

When you say “lose”, do you really mean “process”?  Unfortunately he is unplayable. That’s kind of a problem. 

[Teryor 4963]

Billy Edwards kinda sucks and I think Fickell is fired next year so I'm really just posting this for the graphic which is hilarious and sadly does not seem to be made by Hayes

[SamMan 1453]

12 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Already been walked back. Idk who is feeding these names to the media, but like Ray Lewis, the university is like “uh, what? Not really likely”

Has that man ever spent more than a week farther west than Leavenworth?

[Js1 86888]

2 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Billy Edwards kinda sucks and I think Fickell is fired next year so I'm really just posting this for the graphic which is hilarious and sadly does not seem to be made by Hayes

Personally when I’m on the hot seat, I hire Jeff Grimes and drop a bag for Billy Edwards Jr to save my job

[futureman 22658]

46 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Y'all might as well stop trying.  They're all going to Sac St with their $50 mil NIL budget.

 

he’s talking to Norfolk State, not Sac State.  Schefter is a hack. 

[Josef Pwag 1847]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

Wake me up when Ryan Williams enters the portal.

He is only 12 years old, too young to enter the portal. 

[futureman 22658]

who will start at qb for bama next year?

[WBT 20876]

Just now, futureman said:

who will start at qb for bama next year?

someone better than milroe probably

[texifornia 58736]

 

[Navin R. Johnson 870]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Already been walked back. Idk who is feeding these names to the media, but like Ray Lewis, the university is like “uh, what? Not really likely”

Graham. Harmon.

[Elmer_Fudd 22933]

 

[billfromlaketravis 11781]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Suboptimal. 

[HenryJames 67104]

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Suboptimal. 

It's not even an article. It's just some shitposting Aggie site.

[Rockethorn1978 6203]

1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

Ok who is he supposedly talking about that wants to go play for ousucks? 

[Huckleberry 34395]

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Suboptimal. 

This is the most billfromlaketravis post ever. 

[texifornia 58736]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

This is the most billfromlaketravis post ever. 

Is billfromlaketravis just satyanash with a TexAgs subscription and a lower spice tolerance?

[Hookem2147 21922]

14 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Can’t remember which but one of the 9.95 sites said last week that the Nansen connection isn’t as strong with Davis as the defensive lineman from last year that we brought in.

[Rickylovesweed 15303]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Is billfromlaketravis just satyanash with a TexAgs subscription and a lower spice tolerance?

He freaks out about anything aggy related. 

[cmontexas 3328]

10 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Ok who is he supposedly talking about that wants to go play for ousucks? 

Ewers