Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13381]

2 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

Ewers

He plans on catching his own batted balls, since they have no receivers. Then his true mobility will be revealed.

[texifornia 58734]

A couple of big names

 

[BlackCat 491]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

When you say “lose”, do you really mean “process”?  Unfortunately he is unplayable. That’s kind of a problem. 

I mean we want to keep him around to develop, but his inability to learn the playbook and hold onto the football might have him looking for another payday while he can still get one. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13381]

Dude has taken Case McCoy’s derp pose to a new level.

 

[ClubWhatever 12274]

1 hour ago, Newy25 said:

When you say “lose”, do you really mean “process”?  Unfortunately he is unplayable. That’s kind of a problem. 

That's an extremely harsh take even for this board.  I don't think there's anything wrong with him that can't be coached out.  Usually true freshmen are given just a little slack and expectation that they can develop

[SydneyCarton 49309]

 BillFromLakeTravis might actually be Bruh Man. 

[Newy25 7894]

6 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

That's an extremely harsh take even for this board.  I don't think there's anything wrong with him that can't be coached out.  Usually true freshmen are given just a little slack and expectation that they can develop

Harsh? Maybe. But it’s pay to play now. If a Justice Haynes is interested at a comparable price, that’s the brave new world we are in. 

[BurntOrange&White 41587]

 

 

[Hank_Hill 19693]

15 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Harsh? Maybe. But it’s pay to play now. If a Justice Haynes is interested at a comparable price, that’s the brave new world we are in. 

By god that’s @immamacs music

[Hornmatic 285]

22 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

That's an extremely harsh take even for this board.  I don't think there's anything wrong with him that can't be coached out.  Usually true freshmen are given just a little slack and expectation that they can develop

This is true, but he is old for his grade and went to a football academy for HS. Meaning he should be advanced both physically and schematically. He’s not a skinny 2A kid we really need to let bake. He plays one of the easiest positions for early impact, he should be ready to go by this point in the season. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22933]

 

[Constant 6828]

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Would look good in Crimson at RT. 

[closetohumping 17771]

7 minutes ago, Constant said:

Would look good in Crimson at RT. 

Nothing looks good in crimson 

[CastHorn 892]

Is Sydir actually in the portal or did someone fuck up some paperwork?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13381]

Just now, CastHorn said:

Is Sydir actually in the portal or did someone fuck up some paperwork?

Got stuck in the entrance. Waiting for a large lube delivery to free him up.

[Fat Bastard 649]

I’m not getting the Gibson shit. I thought that dude ran his ass off the limited reps he got and his 1st down conversion rate must’ve been 90+% when brought in for short yardage. I see a lot of promise in him. I haven’t paid any attention to his pass blocking and certainly that could explain why he hasn’t seen more PT but his fumblitis is nothing compared to Blue’s

 

IMO, he’s our most pure RB on the roster. I was never blown away with Baxter’s performance when healthy. 

[futureman 22658]

4 minutes ago, Fat Bastard said:

I was never blown away with Baxter’s performance when healthy. 

Nick Saban was.  But you may know more than he. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13381]

4 minutes ago, Fat Bastard said:

but his fumblitis is nothing compared to Blue’s

Maybe he’s also coughing it up in practice? Or, he’s just a constant risk of getting the QB decapitated.

[Hornlover 8915]

16 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Got stuck in the entrance. Waiting for a large lube delivery to free him up.

[Fat Bastard 649]

1 minute ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Maybe he’s also coughing it up in practice? Or, he’s just a constant risk of getting the QB decapitated.

All coachable things. His hard nosed running between the tackles and always seemingly going forward, are not. He’s got talent and id like to see him pick up at least 10 runs or 2 dedicated series or more/game if he’s improved on the other issues in the offseason. 

[TexasRenegade 2610]

3 hours ago, Newy25 said:

When you say “lose”, do you really mean “process”?  Unfortunately he is unplayable. That’s kind of a problem. 

Seriously you choade, he's a freshman.  All of our RBs this year had issues with pass blocking.  Both blue and wisner completely wiffed on pass blocking throughout the season.

 

They also all had their fair share of fumbles.

[Fat Bastard 649]

6 minutes ago, futureman said:

Nick Saban was.  But you may know more than he. 

Small sample size obviously because of his injury history, but from what I saw, his play didn’t correlate with his recruiting ranking. Again, just my opinion, but I didn’t see someone who was clearly once/10 yr back like Bijan

[Pato del Muerto 53319]

57 minutes ago, Constant said:

Would look good in Crimson at RT. 

Isn’t that what he wears now?

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13381]

9 minutes ago, Fat Bastard said:

All coachable things. His hard nosed running between the tackles and always seemingly going forward, are not. He’s got talent and id like to see him pick up at least 10 runs or 2 dedicated series or more/game if he’s improved on the other issues in the offseason. 

I don’t think anyone would argue with you about this, but he currently is what he is and evidently that’s not good enough.

[T-shirt Sip 2185]

8 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Getting some portal drama from the Arizona State Texas Rejects. Not important but funny to share since he’s suggesting he got forced out.

 

 

[Newy25 7894]

19 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Seriously you choade, he's a freshman.  All of our RBs this year had issues with pass blocking.  Both blue and wisner completely wiffed on pass blocking throughout the season.

 

They also all had their fair share of fumbles.

I’m sure when Gibson last played and fumbled and the camera focused on Sark so you could see him say “Get him the fuck out of there” and Wisner proceeded to carry the ball 768 times in the next two games that really did not mean anything, right?  Sark trusts exactly one RB on the roster right now. Do you think that the roster is going to look the same next year as a result? 

[Teryor 4963]

 

[UT Lax 22]

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

Wake me up when Ryan Williams enters the portal.

 

Please, please please team Ryan Williams with Wingo, DJ Moore, Singleton, Locket, and Ffrench and give Arch a 5 star a 400 meter relay team at WR!!🙏

[Huckleberry 34395]

1 minute ago, UT Lax said:

 

Please, please please team Ryan Williams with Wingo, DJ Moore, Singleton, Locket, and Ffrench and give Arch a 5 star a 400 meter relay team at WR!!🙏

You should read Top Tier A&M's take on all the portal rumors of Texas players. 

[BornAndRaised 12819]

1 minute ago, UT Lax said:

 

Please, please please team Ryan Williams with Wingo, DJ Moore, Singleton, Locket, and Ffrench and give Arch a 5 star a 400 meter relay team at WR!!🙏

Auburn wishcasting Bama's best player to the portal. Nothing more.

[Ricky Butler 2788]

I think it’s clear that Ryan Williams secretly wants to be a Longhorn and always has, but I think it’s unlikely he enters the portal. I feel for the kid and his inability to chase his true dream. 

[pacman 7484]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Nothing looks good in crimson 

You sure?

[DanTheHorn 5059]

12 hours ago, pacman said:

You sure?

I am old and it don' t take much but after seeing that I am sure.

 

Lets compare:

Edited 2 hours ago by DanTheHorn
Due to comments on saying does not look good. Just for reference this is what an ass that looks good should look like.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13116]

4 hours ago, Beer Drinker said:

When I was going through the same I seemed to really chill and deal with the situation better when I doubled the amount of drugs I was doing. Just a suggestion.

Finally someone who gets me! I took a few gummies during the middle of it and was on a cloud throwing her shit in boxes lol. I don't even care if anything broke. 

[SamMan 1453]

I like the Haynes kid. He’s a smooth, efficient runner. His style reminds me a bit of another former Bama RB from the state of Georgia—Kenyan Drake—with a less angular physique and maybe slightly less long speed.

If there is one positive from this whole RB discussion, it’s that nobody seems overly concerned about possibly having to replace the entire starting offensive line. Based on our collective experience over the better part of two decades, that is an encouraging development.

[Funk Doctor Spock 13116]

5 hours ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

Bags don’t rule the world and there’s no Saban discount. They don’t have the infrastructure to support the highest team talent in the country anymore. Makes sense that they won’t be able to keep highly talented backups on the payroll for years anymore. 

I'm loving it. Their asshole fan base and higher than mighty dick heads thought bringing in Deboer wouldn't be a drop-off. They are now seeing reality. I'm curious to see it his success was due to beating up on mid teams, or if he can turn it around. I know they had the #2 recruiting class, but I wonder how many will portal out after they lose another 3 games next season? 

This is uncharted territory for Deboer. Harder conference, losing to teams like Vandy and Tennessee (who isn't that good), and you know another loss or two is comimg, it's just a matter of who. 

[Getafix 29371]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Nothing looks good in crimson 

 

14 minutes ago, pacman said:

 

You sure?

 

 

 

 

Now, imagine her ... without the crimson.

See?

 

[Fat Bastard 649]

Don’t forget losing to shit ass OU

[UT Lax 22]

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Auburn wishcasting Bama's best player to the portal. Nothing more.

 

Boom!  Do you believe this source??

[taybo20 3008]

Lol

Edited 14 hours ago by taybo20

[Teryor 4963]

5 minutes ago, UT Lax said:

 

Boom!  Do you believe this source??

Ya it's time to start negbombing the morons

[TXRed 3585]

4 minutes ago, UT Lax said:

 

Boom!  Do you believe this source??

Nope. 

[Hook1997 5483]

[BigSwingingD 719]

19 minutes ago, UT Lax said:

 

Boom!  Do you believe this source??

The @ScruffyTigah out front should have told you. 

[Bevo 13817]

55 minutes ago, pacman said:

You sure?

She would look better without the crimson.

[CastHorn 892]

53 minutes ago, pacman said:

You sure?

You olds piss me the hell off sometimes. How are you going to make a statement like “you sure?” And then post that. That looks like Taylor Swift. She damn near looks like Randy Johnson from the back. 

[Bevo 13817]

2 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

You olds piss me the hell off sometimes. How are you going to make a statement like “you sure?” And then post that. That looks like Taylor Swift. She damn near looks like Randy Johnson from the back. 

You sure are pretty selective in your women for someone who types from their mom’s basement.

Now tell me what’s wrong with this one besides the red and her choice of colleges:

 

 

 

 

[CastHorn 892]

That’s much better. I demand excellence out of you all. Mom’s basement is such a 2003 phrase by the way. Rent is so ridiculous , I wish my mom did have a snazzy basement I could crash in. 

[Coelenterate Fuccboi 13381]

1 hour ago, UT Lax said:

 

Boom!  Do you believe this source??

Absolutely:

[GummysAndDTs 5]

3 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Finally someone who gets me! I took a few gummies during the middle of it and was on a cloud throwing her shit in boxes lol. I don't even care if anything broke. 

I'm pretty sure she didn't either. 

Edited 11 hours ago by GummysAndDTs