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Need their depth chart at WR but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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2 hours ago, Okcool said:

Fulfilling Joey’s mantra….”big mass kicks ass”

I mean...it doesn't kick THAT much ass. Or at least the ones he has haven't so far.

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That said, I have an incredible amount of respect for what Campbell and Double Eagle are doing though. Dudes are putting their money, and a gigantic amount of it, where their mouth is. It's what every fan has asked of every rich fan and they are basically the only ones outside of Uncle Phil who have fully stepped up like this in the open and have done it across sports at TTU.

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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

No amount of money can make Lubbock a destination for anything.

Spot fucking on.

Tech is a "never was and never will be." I grew up in West Texas, and there is no way on God's green Earth (which doesn't include Lubbock, at least for the green part)  I would have gone to Tech,

True stories:

1. My freshman year at UT, Sport's Illustrated named Tech the "Campus most resembling a Federal Penitentiary."

2. My kids were raised in the California Bay Area. Whenever they complained about something, I used to tell them "Look,  Daddy was raised in a post-Apocalyptic industrial wasteland. I don't want to hear it."

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14 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

 

2. My kids were raised in the California Bay Area. Whenever they complained about something, I used to tell them "Look,  Daddy was raised in a post-Apocalyptic industrial wasteland. I don't want to hear it."

Fox News tells me that is the California Bay Area 

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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

See: the OU message boards absolutely stunned someone would rather live in Palos Verdes than Norman.

Well, Norman is close to being the garden spot of fucking Oklahoma.

My kids have never been to Oklahoma, but they all know the answer to this: "Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?"

BECAUSE OKLAHOMA SUCKS!

Simple truths, man, simple truths. 

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

"He's a good kid that wanted it to work out at Tech badly."

So, he's just not very bright, huh? I guess I'll be charitable and call him geographically naive.

Does that NIL include the cost of therapy sessions for being at College Station?

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Pete Nakos (On3) mentioned this regarding the Branch brothers

“The brothers have an existing NIL deal with the Jordan Brand, which is something to know as their recruitment ramps up.”

they have been playing for USC who is not affiliated with Jordan Brand - why would that matter now?
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1 minute ago, chad.ihrig said:


they have been playing for USC who is not affiliated with Jordan Brand - why would that matter now?

This. We’ve seen Adidas NIL athletes play for Nike schools. Doesn’t seem to matter much 

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3 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

As usual, Cafe Society drops some knowledge though the car did slide under the big truck it was following and the top of the vehicle was pretty well sheared off. That led to the creation of the “Mansfield Bar” on trucks, that low hanging sturdy steel frame that’s designed to keep similar crashes from happening. 

 

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