Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Pato Del Muerto Steps Up With Blowjobs, Helobious Is Giving Out Handjobs For DTs

[Teryor 4965]

Damn, sucks

[Js1 86940]

As I said, enjoy the Rate Bowl next year 

[BachelorTrek 3271]

2 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Damn, sucks

Hope he enjoys "life" in The Hub City!  Lulz. 

[UncleSonny 6790]

lol, is Calzada about to take Maalik’s spot? 

[jetsfan76 780]

I like my women like I like my beer: tall, black, and full of alcohol! (I love gingers, too)

[BornAndRaised 12821]

 

[BachelorTrek 3271]

Just now, UncleSonny said:

lol, is Calzada about to take Maalik’s spot? 

Christ, next thing I see they'll be some guy from TLC (Texas Lutheran College in Seguin) landing in the SEC!  Lulz. 

[Wishbone 4924]

4 hours ago, cmontexas said:

You can't exactly ungive a handjob. So there are some holes in the strategy 

They knew the risk when they signed up, uh, volunteered their services.

[Rickylovesweed 15307]

24 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

Sounds about right. I have no clue why people thought Murphy was good this year. Duke's offense was below average and winning games because of their defense. 

There were actually people that thought he was going to get paid by a big program. 

 

[DixonHur 11941]

36 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Damn, sucks

[Lone Star Horn 2068]

30 minutes ago, BachelorTrek said:

Christ, next thing I see they'll be some guy from TLC (Texas Lutheran College in Seguin) landing in the SEC!  Lulz. 

HEY,

It's TLU now, Texas Lutheran University

 

[6th Street 6655]

John Mateer at OU tomorrow. Miami supposedly upping the ante to $2M.

[Js1 86940]

2 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

John Mateer at OU tomorrow. Miami supposedly upping the ante to $2M.

Bidding war is not in OU’s favor lol 

[Navin R. Johnson 878]

5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

John Mateer at OU tomorrow. Miami supposedly upping the ante to $2M.

So this guy is trying to decide between South Beach and Norman?

[T-shirt Sip 2188]

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

Does LSU have enough money to feed that big fucker? Might need to close another school or two. 

[BurgleBro 899]

58 minutes ago, Teryor said:

Damn, sucks

Are there even going to be any damn DT left for us to reload 

[pacman 7490]

4 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Are there even going to be any damn DT left for us to reload 

[Hank_Hill 19764]

10 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Are there even going to be any damn DT left for us to reload 

No.

[BigOrange1 6607]

31 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Are there even going to be any damn DT left for us to reload 

we're completely fucked.  should probably just shut the whole thing down at this point.

[Longhornlove 5136]

2 hours ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

340, sure, I'm sure everyone actually believes that. That fat ass is probably closer to 400 than he is 340.

[BachelorTrek 3271]

47 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

we're completely fucked.  should probably just shut the whole thing down at this point.

Wait a second!

You're not @GreenspointTexas!  Lulz.

[Gil Bang 26176]

2 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

So this guy is trying to decide between South Beach and Norman?

No idea if you've ever been there, but Miami is in Coral Gables, not South Beach.  Like USC isn't in Hollywood and UCLA isn't in Malibu.  Or San Pedro. 

[Reese Bennett 3647]

2 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

So this guy is trying to decide between South Beach and Norman?

To be fair, he’s coming from Pullman.

[Hermanator 7570]

12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

No idea if you've ever been there, but Miami is in Coral Gables, not South Beach.  Like USC isn't in Hollywood and UCLA isn't in Malibu.  Or San Pedro. 

And they play in a half empty stadium. Nobody there gives a shit about them except a few really rich dudes. I don't believe their coach hosts any recruits for games.