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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - A Panoply of Dipshits, Running Amok

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Need their depth chart at WR but also HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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15 hours ago, derp said:

Do hand jobs and blow jobs count for kids who enter and get out of the portal?

If yes, what blow job and hand job school we can send @Pato del Muerto and @Helobious to in order to keep DTs?

If no, what blow job and hand job school we can send @Pato del Muerto and @Helobious to in order to bring in more DTs?

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7 minutes ago, D3zii said:

^^^^

No player cares about that all that other stuff now.

Is all about the money. 

I mean- draft stock is about money too, it’s just 12 months from now. 
some guys care. Saban got a discount for a reason. Some guys don’t. 

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11 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Sounds about right. I have no clue why people thought Murphy was good this year. Duke's offense was below average and winning games because of their defense. 

There were actually people that thought he was going to get paid by a big program. 

 

Yeah, reading some of those posts on here was wild. Didn't some poster say they thought Maalik would be getting seven figures next year? He was pretty terrible all year and struggled to complete easy passes. Duke going 9-3 this year was due to them having a top 25 defense and playing a joke of a schedule in the ACC. 

48 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

I like Singleton, but he doesn't strike me as a guy worth seven figures. I can't see Sark being willing to go that high for him. 

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You are so stupid, it's painful. You're like Ted Cruz at a sporting event, whenever you show up the entire fucking board collectively groans  throws their fucking hands up. 

Im not even going to correct all the shit you got wrong, even with basic quoting of positions, in your latest post. You're basically an idiot child who argues with himself in a corner, and the rest of us have to deal with the stench as you shit and piss yourself with the consistency of a switch watch. 

We'd all be better of if you'd go back asking for help figuring out which outdoor pizza oven provides the best BTU's per dollar value. 

1) This isn’t English. I don’t want to hear about talk to text and such. This post is bad in multiple spots. 

2) Ted Cruz was once hosted in a SEZ suite near us, for the Alabama game. Sydney Carton didn’t even heckle the guy. 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeah, reading some of those posts on here was wild. Didn't some poster say they thought Maalik would be getting seven figures next year? He was pretty terrible all year and struggled to complete easy passes. Duke going 9-3 this year was due to them having a top 25 defense and playing a joke of a schedule in the ACC. 

I like Singleton, but he doesn't strike me as a guy worth seven figures. I can't see Sark being willing to go that high for him. 

Do we know where Dane Key landed? I like him more than anyone else who has entered the portal so far. 

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Singelton put up pretty good numbers in a run heavy offense.  He's also really fast with good hands and is built well for his height.  He's pretty ideal for a Sark wr.  Key hasn't gone public yet, sounds like it's between Ole Miss and Georgia.  With Ole Miss the slight favorite.

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11 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

There's still plenty of time to start private auctions on tamperBay. I'm not worried we'll miss out on a suitable portal receiver.

They’re being awfully methodical. My current suspicion is that they have a plan with some players who are still playing important games. But maybe that’s just my hope. 

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10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

SIAP, but what's the ruling on playoff teams for portal players?  Can they still portal out after the Dec. deadline if that team is playing in January for the championship?

5 extra days after their season ends 

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2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

You: its so offensive to suggest players are "only as valuable as his alumni network allows him to be"

Star CFB athletes: sign onto teams for 6-7 figure NIL payouts donated by alums

You: how dare you dismiss players' aspirationsand value of education

Maalik: leaves Duke for official visit to the University of fucking Kentucky

Do you enjoy getting dickslapped by reality day after day?

52-80, thinking to himself:

“Even though I’ve had my ass handed to me multiple times on this thread, and the very first portal transfer to Texas disproved my entire thesis, I really think that my viewpoint is right and I will continue to argue it, no matter how dumb I look to the entire board.” 

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1 minute ago, Drew said:

So Texas is too busy prepping for the playoff game to spend too much time on the portal hmm?

Or are the prices just too stupid and not worth it?

We literally got three commitments in the first week

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5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We literally got three commitments in the first week

Yes we have.  Not much since and you've seen the last 2 pages of guys going elsewhere that wouldn't be bad to have that all.

This wasn't me bitching BTW, I was just asking...not much news lately and if the prices are just too stupid, than it makes sense.

 

God damn some of you fly off the handle way to fucking quick. Asking a question didn't deserve such negative reactions.  Like for real...I wasn't being some downer. Jesus.

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2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yes we have.  Not much since and you've seen the last 2 pages of guys going elsewhere that wouldn't be bad to have that all.

This wasn't me bitching BTW, I was just asking...not much news lately and if the prices are just too stupid, than it makes sense.

 

God damn some of you fly off the handle way to fucking quick. Asking a question didn't deserve such negative reactions.  Like for real...I wasn't being some downer. Jesus.

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Exactly...

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

And Singleton was just on a 2 day visit and watched practice for this week’s game 

Yeah, looks like he's not coming though...maybe money related?  It's like ya'll ignored the 2nd sentence completely.

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5 minutes ago, Drew said:

Exactly...

Yeah, looks like he's not coming though...maybe money related?  It's like ya'll ignored the 2nd sentence completely.

Your question was bad and you should feel bad 

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13 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yes we have.  Not much since and you've seen the last 2 pages of guys going elsewhere that wouldn't be bad to have that all.

This wasn't me bitching BTW, I was just asking...not much news lately and if the prices are just too stupid, than it makes sense.

 

God damn some of you fly off the handle way to fucking quick. Asking a question didn't deserve such negative reactions.  Like for real...I wasn't being some downer. Jesus.

Then stop wandering into the forum like a child during a movie and start asking stupid questions. "Hey guys, I'm too busy to read a thread, and I have zero context of what's going on, can y'all spoon feed me like I'm Armybrat's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson?"

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15 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yes we have.  Not much since and you've seen the last 2 pages of guys going elsewhere that wouldn't be bad to have that all.

This wasn't me bitching BTW, I was just asking...not much news lately and if the prices are just too stupid, than it makes sense.

 

God damn some of you fly off the handle way to fucking quick. Asking a question didn't deserve such negative reactions.  Like for real...I wasn't being some downer. Jesus.

Browsed over it until you became a pouty bitch. Negged. 

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13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He was going to Ole Miss a few days ago.  It's like you guys don't remember the wild swings of transfer portal recruiting.  Texas may decide to up their offer or they may not, but it's not over yet.

Yup, it seems like a negotiating tactic to up offers.

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