Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - A Panoply of Dipshits, Running Amok

[Js1 86,994]

9 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

No.

Hear we are going to run a no-DT defense. 

[Fud 9,707]

I wonder if this leads to OU losing their OC, and also they're biggest sell against Miami for Mateer?

 

[Hookem2147 21,955]

 

[BurntOrange&White 41,677]

^ beat me to it!

Edited 6 hours ago by BurntOrange&White

[tokamak 6,685]

well shit

[HenryJames 67,129]

Don't need to overpay for portal wide receivers, imo.

[Bevo 13,831]

4 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Don't need to overpay for portal wide receivers, imo.

Depends on what the market is to know if $1M is overpaying for a top WR with 1st round potential.

[Davis Lane 5,981]

15 hours ago, derp said:

Do hand jobs and blow jobs count for kids who enter and get out of the portal?

If yes, what blow job and hand job school we can send @Pato del Muerto and @Helobious to in order to keep DTs?

If no, what blow job and hand job school we can send @Pato del Muerto and @Helobious to in order to bring in more DTs?

[kevwun 16,324]

If I had one year to up my draft stock, I would definitely choose Auburn over playing wr for Sark or Kiffin.  That's a solid business decision.

[D3zii 3,912]

^^^^

No player cares about that all that other stuff now.

Is all about the money. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,960]

Alabama DL in the portal is getting picks to Michigan.

[HenryJames 67,129]

I think he's from Michigan.

[Jimmy Two Times 899]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Gotta be that or UCSB. 

One that I never see discussed is UC Santa Cruz, it’s in forest and essentially on the beach. Impressed me enough that I almost decided to go there. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,563]

7 minutes ago, D3zii said:

^^^^

No player cares about that all that other stuff now.

Is all about the money. 

I mean- draft stock is about money too, it’s just 12 months from now. 
some guys care. Saban got a discount for a reason. Some guys don’t. 

[UDontKnow 10,559]

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Alabama DL in the portal is getting picks to Michigan.

He sucks.

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I think he's from Michigan.

He is from Michigan. He also sucks.

[Davis Lane 5,981]

Maalik to Kentucky.

Is Calzada still the priority? 

[kevwun 16,324]

If you have a shot at going in the 1st round, you need to do everything possible to make it happen.  You are trading a shot at many millions for a few hundred thousand now.

Edited 6 hours ago by kevwun

[Redneck Mutha 8,166]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The street magician?

Nah, bruh.

[Michael Knight 13,197]

2 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

Pepperdine last week:

So yeah, it's warm.

Minimal damage

https://laist.com/news/climate-environment/pepperdine-university-survived-the-franklin-fire-and-other-devastating-blazes-campus-officials-arent-surprised

[Burt Macklin 19,221]

11 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Sounds about right. I have no clue why people thought Murphy was good this year. Duke's offense was below average and winning games because of their defense. 

There were actually people that thought he was going to get paid by a big program. 

 

Yeah, reading some of those posts on here was wild. Didn't some poster say they thought Maalik would be getting seven figures next year? He was pretty terrible all year and struggled to complete easy passes. Duke going 9-3 this year was due to them having a top 25 defense and playing a joke of a schedule in the ACC. 

48 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

 

I like Singleton, but he doesn't strike me as a guy worth seven figures. I can't see Sark being willing to go that high for him. 

Edited 5 hours ago by Burt Macklin

[closetojumping 65,313]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

You are so stupid, it's painful. You're like Ted Cruz at a sporting event, whenever you show up the entire fucking board collectively groans  throws their fucking hands up. 

Im not even going to correct all the shit you got wrong, even with basic quoting of positions, in your latest post. You're basically an idiot child who argues with himself in a corner, and the rest of us have to deal with the stench as you shit and piss yourself with the consistency of a switch watch. 

We'd all be better of if you'd go back asking for help figuring out which outdoor pizza oven provides the best BTU's per dollar value. 

1) This isn’t English. I don’t want to hear about talk to text and such. This post is bad in multiple spots. 

2) Ted Cruz was once hosted in a SEZ suite near us, for the Alabama game. Sydney Carton didn’t even heckle the guy. 

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

Yeah, reading some of those posts on here was wild. Didn't some poster say they thought Maalik would be getting seven figures next year? He was pretty terrible all year and struggled to complete easy passes. Duke going 9-3 this year was due to them having a top 25 defense and playing a joke of a schedule in the ACC. 

I like Singleton, but he doesn't strike me as a guy worth seven figures. I can't see Sark being willing to go that high for him. 

Do we know where Dane Key landed? I like him more than anyone else who has entered the portal so far. 

[kevwun 16,324]

Singelton put up pretty good numbers in a run heavy offense.  He's also really fast with good hands and is built well for his height.  He's pretty ideal for a Sark wr.  Key hasn't gone public yet, sounds like it's between Ole Miss and Georgia.  With Ole Miss the slight favorite.

Edited 5 hours ago by kevwun

[Red Five 41,609]

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Do we know where Dane Key landed? I like him more than anyone else who has entered the portal so far. 

He was at UGA yesterday.

[Magus Ossis 2,997]

There's still plenty of time to start private auctions on tamperBay. I'm not worried we'll miss out on a suitable portal receiver.

[kevwun 16,324]

There's always a surprise player that wants to come back home for their last season also and that has worked out great for Texas so far.

[closetojumping 65,313]

11 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

There's still plenty of time to start private auctions on tamperBay. I'm not worried we'll miss out on a suitable portal receiver.

They’re being awfully methodical. My current suspicion is that they have a plan with some players who are still playing important games. But maybe that’s just my hope. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22,960]

SIAP, but what's the ruling on playoff teams for portal players?  Can they still portal out after the Dec. deadline if that team is playing in January for the championship?

[tx 3 putt 78,481]

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Depends on what the market is to know if $1M is overpaying for a top WR with 1st round potential.

 

all of this 

[Tex-19 3,009]

Damn, Auburn and Tech taking two of the bigger portal targets? Didn't see that coming

[Js1 86,994]

10 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

SIAP, but what's the ruling on playoff teams for portal players?  Can they still portal out after the Dec. deadline if that team is playing in January for the championship?

5 extra days after their season ends 

[Dbeasy 15,529]

2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

You: its so offensive to suggest players are "only as valuable as his alumni network allows him to be"

Star CFB athletes: sign onto teams for 6-7 figure NIL payouts donated by alums

You: how dare you dismiss players' aspirationsand value of education

Maalik: leaves Duke for official visit to the University of fucking Kentucky

Do you enjoy getting dickslapped by reality day after day?

52-80, thinking to himself:

“Even though I’ve had my ass handed to me multiple times on this thread, and the very first portal transfer to Texas disproved my entire thesis, I really think that my viewpoint is right and I will continue to argue it, no matter how dumb I look to the entire board.” 

[satyanash 15,389]

5 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Damn, Auburn and Tech taking two of the bigger portal targets? Didn't see that coming

 

[texifornia 58,847]

7 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Damn, Auburn and Tech taking two of the bigger portal targets? Didn't see that coming

They have billionaire suger daddies, coaches in put-up-or-shut-up years, and raging little brother syndrome

[billfromlaketravis 11,787]

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They have billionaire suger daddies, coaches in put-up-or-shut-up years, and raging little brother syndrome

[texifornia 58,847]

1 hour ago, Davis Lane said:

Maalik to Kentucky.

Is Calzada still the priority? 

Nope. You got trolled.
(He still might end up there, but that tweet was a hoax)

 

[Drew 2,820]

So Texas is too busy prepping for the playoff game to spend too much time on the portal hmm?

Or are the prices just too stupid and not worth it?

[texifornia 58,847]

1 minute ago, Drew said:

So Texas is too busy prepping for the playoff game to spend too much time on the portal hmm?

Or are the prices just too stupid and not worth it?

We literally got three commitments in the first week

[Drew 2,820]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We literally got three commitments in the first week

Yes we have.  Not much since and you've seen the last 2 pages of guys going elsewhere that wouldn't be bad to have that all.

This wasn't me bitching BTW, I was just asking...not much news lately and if the prices are just too stupid, than it makes sense.

 

God damn some of you fly off the handle way to fucking quick. Asking a question didn't deserve such negative reactions.  Like for real...I wasn't being some downer. Jesus.

Edited 4 hours ago by Drew

[Js1 86,994]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

We literally got three commitments in the first week

And Singleton was just on a 2 day visit and watched practice for this week’s game 

[Bigbend1812 13,024]

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yes we have.  Not much since and you've seen the last 2 pages of guys going elsewhere that wouldn't be bad to have that all.

This wasn't me bitching BTW, I was just asking...not much news lately and if the prices are just too stupid, than it makes sense.

 

God damn some of you fly off the handle way to fucking quick. Asking a question didn't deserve such negative reactions.  Like for real...I wasn't being some downer. Jesus.

[Drew 2,820]

Exactly...

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

And Singleton was just on a 2 day visit and watched practice for this week’s game 

Yeah, looks like he's not coming though...maybe money related?  It's like ya'll ignored the 2nd sentence completely.

[Pato del Muerto 53,348]

4 minutes ago, Drew said:

Exactly...

Yeah, looks like he's not coming though...maybe money related?  It's like ya'll ignored the 2nd sentence completely.

It’s not an either/or of the two things you mentioned. 

Edited 4 hours ago by Pato del Muerto

[kevwun 16,324]

He was going to Ole Miss a few days ago.  It's like you guys don't remember the wild swings of transfer portal recruiting.  Texas may decide to up their offer or they may not, but it's not over yet.

[Js1 86,994]

5 minutes ago, Drew said:

Exactly...

Yeah, looks like he's not coming though...maybe money related?  It's like ya'll ignored the 2nd sentence completely.

Your question was bad and you should feel bad 

[SydneyCarton 49,382]

13 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yes we have.  Not much since and you've seen the last 2 pages of guys going elsewhere that wouldn't be bad to have that all.

This wasn't me bitching BTW, I was just asking...not much news lately and if the prices are just too stupid, than it makes sense.

 

God damn some of you fly off the handle way to fucking quick. Asking a question didn't deserve such negative reactions.  Like for real...I wasn't being some downer. Jesus.

Then stop wandering into the forum like a child during a movie and start asking stupid questions. "Hey guys, I'm too busy to read a thread, and I have zero context of what's going on, can y'all spoon feed me like I'm Armybrat's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson?"

[brojangles2 792]

15 minutes ago, Drew said:

Yes we have.  Not much since and you've seen the last 2 pages of guys going elsewhere that wouldn't be bad to have that all.

This wasn't me bitching BTW, I was just asking...not much news lately and if the prices are just too stupid, than it makes sense.

 

God damn some of you fly off the handle way to fucking quick. Asking a question didn't deserve such negative reactions.  Like for real...I wasn't being some downer. Jesus.

Browsed over it until you became a pouty bitch. Negged. 

[Chips O'Toole 1,433]

Drew wandering in and getting neg-bombed over "just asking questions" is the true meaning of christmas.

[Drew 2,820]

Bunch of assholes...should be expected.

[FloridaHorn 4,867]

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

If I had one year to up my draft stock, I would definitely choose Auburn over playing wr for Sark or Kiffin.  That's a solid business decision.

And I would definitely prefer Jackson Arnold over Arch Manning as my QB.

[linux 1,765]

13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He was going to Ole Miss a few days ago.  It's like you guys don't remember the wild swings of transfer portal recruiting.  Texas may decide to up their offer or they may not, but it's not over yet.

Yup, it seems like a negotiating tactic to up offers.