I asked meta.ai to write an investment pitch for a lifestyle brand around Texas Sports

[immamac 42832]

Texas Longhorns Sports Lifestyle Website Investment Pitch
Introduction
Welcome to HornsHub, the ultimate online destination for Texas Longhorns fans and enthusiasts! We're excited to present a unique investment opportunity in a sports lifestyle website that combines passion, community, and culture.
Market Opportunity
500,000+ alumni, 100,000+ students, and millions of fans worldwide
Growing demand for digital content, social media, and online communities
Texas Longhorns brand valued at $100M+ (Forbes, 2022)
Key Features
News, analysis, and commentary on Longhorns sports and culture
Exclusive interviews with athletes, coaches, and alumni
Community forums, social media groups, and events
E-commerce store with unique, curated Longhorns gear and apparel
Partnerships with local businesses, sponsors, and charities
Growth Potential
Expand to other NCAA teams and conferences
Develop mobile app and podcast network
Host events, meetups, and watch parties
Integrate e-commerce and affiliate marketing
Investment Ask
We're seeking $500,000 in funding to fuel our launch and growth phase. This investment will be used for:
Development and design of the website and mobile app
Marketing and advertising campaigns
Hiring a team of writers, editors, and community managers
Partnerships and events
Return on Investment
Projected revenue growth: $1M (Year 1), $2.5M (Year 2), $5M (Year 3)
Advertising, sponsored content, and affiliate marketing revenue streams
Strong potential for exit through acquisition or merger
Join the HornsHub Team
Be part of a passionate community and a growing market. Together, let's build a leading sports lifestyle brand that celebrates the Texas Longhorns spirit!
Contact Us
[Your Name]
[Your Email]
[Your Phone Number]
Let's get started! Hook 'em Horns! 🤠
 

[Celery Man 20929]

unfortunately, hornhub has been blocked by the state of texas

[troph 24781]

Did AI generate the revenue numbers? 

[immamac 42832]

We could hit those numbers if this turned into a business instead of a hobby. 

[InkaUtexas 25852]

When is the job fair?

[Jerry Callo 8694]

You'll have $500k from me in just over 142,857 months.

[Dbeasy 15039]

Yeah that pitch is almost identical to what I put together for the NIL stuff, including the name HornsHub which I held on various web and social media sites until about a year and a half ago. And the revenue forecast was identical too. How the hell did AI get on my computer. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

You should sue.  Not like we lack a bunch of ambulance chasers around here that could help you out.

[immamac 42832]

On 5/1/2024 at 3:28 PM, Dbeasy said:

Yeah that pitch is almost identical to what I put together for the NIL stuff, including the name HornsHub which I held on various web and social media sites until about a year and a half ago. And the revenue forecast was identical too. How the hell did AI get on my computer. 

Are you serious? I’m just now seeing this. That is fascinating if true. 

[Dbeasy 15039]

2 hours ago, immamac said:

Are you serious? I’m just now seeing this. That is fascinating if true. 

I’m dead serious. I have the deck and CTJ and Sydney saw it. Even the funds requested are the same. 

[immamac 42832]

1 hour ago, Dbeasy said:

I’m dead serious. I have the deck and CTJ and Sydney saw it. Even the funds requested are the same. 

what the actual fuck that's insane.

[Fudge Nuggets 19184]

Dbeasy should sue your ass for reasons. 

[UpperWestside 6159]

On 4/27/2024 at 7:14 PM, immamac said:

We could hit those numbers if this turned into a business instead of a hobby. 

If you ever decide to run this place as a full-time business I believe that the website Defector could probably be helpful to you. It’s the writers who left Deadspin in 2019. I subscribe there and they put out what they take in each year and how the money is spent among the staff. I met a few of them last year at their 3rd anniversary celebration. They have a really smart guy running the finances there and they have what is a pretty highly educated subscriber base like this site has for the most part. I believe they could join st give some good advice if you are willing to listen to them since they continue to grow and put out some great content.

[immamac 42832]

7 minutes ago, UpperWestside said:

If you ever decide to run this place as a full-time business I believe that the website Defector could probably be helpful to you. It’s the writers who left Deadspin in 2019. I subscribe there and they put out what they take in each year and how the money is spent among the staff. I met a few of them last year at their 3rd anniversary celebration. They have a really smart guy running the finances there and they have what is a pretty highly educated subscriber base like this site has for the most part. I believe they could join st give some good advice if you are willing to listen to them since they continue to grow and put out some great content.

Interesting. Would always be willing to sit down and chat with someone. It can't mess with the community aspect. 

[Captainant 27618]

On 5/15/2024 at 10:46 AM, Dbeasy said:

I’m dead serious. I have the deck and CTJ and Sydney saw it. Even the funds requested are the same. 

 

On 5/15/2024 at 12:16 PM, immamac said:

what the actual fuck that's insane.

In terms of LLM mechanics it actually makes a ton of sense the numbers are the same. Linguistically it was creating a very similar pitch to yours at similar financial scale, so it's pretty likely both your LLM and his were operating in the same feature-space, and those numbers are the most "likely" to be successful at that scale