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I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman trophy ceremony until they give Reggie Bush’s trophy to Vince Young.

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Johnny’s not divorcing. He’s just running out of marriage.

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5 hours ago, tejas60 said:

it's bullets dude. didn't you see the 1 - 4?

sooooooo stoooooopid

My favorite was that a staff member met them and walked them to the front. I know that at every 13.1 I've ever done, the race organizers put the 2-hour runners at the front.

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10 hours ago, wood said:

Dang. My bad.

 

Oh, and lulz at this idiocy: "I am a full-time athlete". Working out somewhat regularly, being anorexic or bulimic, and making regular trips to the plastic surgeon do not make you a full-time athlete.

More of a full-time athlete than Johnny, at this point.

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There's a report that Johnny intentionally was skipping required meetings with doctors and therapists to get his contract terminated, and Texags is of course giddy in proclaiming this a victory for Johnny, even though this would seem to violate that aggys don't lie/cheat/steal thing once again, and especially even though skipping required meetings with doctors and therapists is also exactly what someone who relapsed would actually do.  

"Nothing Johnny did seems shady or bad. He wanted out of his contract and found a way out. This wasn't a surprise to Johnny and his camp. They actually thought it was going to happen quicker than it did."

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On 2/28/2019 at 1:14 AM, Beau Vine said:

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Is Johnny Manziel’s Wife The Latest To Be Exposed As A Road Race Cheat? Yes, We Thinks She Is

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by LetsRun.com
February 27, 2019

The LetsRun.com community has outed what looks like another road race course cutter and this time is is Bre Tiesi-Manziel – wife of former Texas A&M QB star Johnny Manziel. History has shown us with the likes of Kip Litton, Mike Rossi and Robert Young, that in this day and age of chip timing, if you cheat in a road race, there is a high chance you are going to get exposed.

Earlier this afternoon, a LetsRun visitor posting under the unregistered name of “ridiknick” posted that Bre’s splits from Divas Half Marathon on February 16th, defy logic. That poster is correct.

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Bre’s splits

According to the race’s timing website, Bre covered the first 6.4 miles in 1:31:29 (14:15 min/per mile). However, she didn’t record an 11 mile split but ended up at the finish (13.1094 miles) in 1:58:22. That defies logic. That would mean that Bre ran the final 6.7 miles of the half marathon in 26:54 – which is faster than any human has ever run for 6.7 miles as it averages out to be 4:00.7 per mile pace.

Since the course map (h/t harambe) reveals that the 6.4 mile split is very close to the finish line, we imagine Mrs. Manziel just decided to take a short cut so she could celebrate with some wine:

 

 

Well sure no human can run 6.7 miles in 26 min, but she has an exceptionally big camel toe, which may have helped.

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

There's a report that Johnny intentionally was skipping required meetings with doctors and therapists to get his contract terminated, and Texags is of course giddy in proclaiming this a victory for Johnny, even though this would seem to violate that aggys don't lie/cheat/steal thing once again, and especially even though skipping required meetings with doctors and therapists is also exactly what someone who relapsed would actually do.  

"Nothing Johnny did seems shady or bad. He wanted out of his contract and found a way out. This wasn't a surprise to Johnny and his camp. They actually thought it was going to happen quicker than it did."

Good thing he didn’t enlist in the marines!

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He wanted out of his contract?  He thinks trying out for a chance to play (which would be far from a given) is better than getting paid to play?  He seems dumb. In trying to get out of one deal to take a chance on a league with highly questionable longevity, he’s gotten himself banned from one of the only places in North America where you can get money to play football.  I understand the goal is to light up AAF and parlay that into a chance to play in the NFL, but that ain’t happening.

 

Id actually be interested in seeing this piece of crap get act together, humble himself to the reality that he’s no longer a star, put forth a real effort and see what he can do.  All we’re getting is talk, shit effort and drama. Are any ags willing to recognize who he is in 2019 or is he still “Johnny Football?”

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On 3/3/2019 at 7:12 PM, kopp0e said:

Lol man, the Canadians can roast on a "star athlete", aye..?

 

Kinda hard to make out the video on the screen...JFF's Alouette lowlight reel?

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http://www.espn.com/espn/story/_/id/26283668/manziel-joins-singletary-coached-memphis-aaf

 

Manziel joins Singletary-coached Memphis of AAF

Johnny Manziel is headed back to the United States to play football, and it will be in Memphis, Tennessee.

The Alliance of American Football announced Saturday night that it has signed the quarterback and that he was claimed on waivers by the Memphis Express after the San Antonio Commanders relinquished his rights.

The Commanders had the rights to Manziel because he played college football at Texas A&M.

The AAF, in its first season, said Manziel will report to Memphis on Sunday. 

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18 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

 

 

26 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

How may leagues can he fail in?

 

18 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

All of them.

He's going for the record folks... 

Unprecedented failure champeen. 

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