Johnny (football?) Manziel

[Steel Shank 9421]

Downtown Athletic Club sure can pick 'em.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

Standing on a street corner, doing this...

Every other year before ‘Bama he can park an RV at the CS Hooters.

[Deej 76756]

Worst. Hooters. Ever.

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

Daly has as many hashtags as he does beers and smokes in a round. #notreally

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

23 hours ago, South Austin said:

As a nod to his Kerrville German roots, he should go by Hans Manziel. 

As a nod to his Syrian ancestry, he should change his name to Yahia X. Might even still have eligibility if aggy's Qatar campus has any sports teams. How well does he ride a camel?

[Terry Silver 219]

12 hours ago, F250 said:

A summary of Manziel's life.

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It was nice of John to dress up for this public appearance.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

John F. Manziel

"Jack" familiarly 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

John F. Manziel

"Jackoff" familiarly 

 

 

Fify aggy boy

 

 

 

[Parliament 14249]

Figured you guys would like this:

 

[Bullneck 19073]

I always like seeing Alabama lose. Not that it changed the overall season for either team that much. But it gave so much hope to aggy.  So much hope for the future.  

[Not a cat 5652]

On 4/9/2019 at 9:27 PM, Llano Estacado said:

 

Every other year before ‘Bama he can park an RV at the CS Hooters.

 

 

 

 

 

I banged one of Daly's fiances right before he met her.  Or at least I hope it was before...

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

22 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I always like seeing Alabama lose. Not that it changed the overall season for either team that much. But it gave so much hope to aggy.  So much hope for the future.  

now take a second and imagine A&M didn't have that one win over Alabama, or the tied-for-fifth Top 5 finish, or Manziel's Heisman

[Goodman 3273]

With what we've learned, this only gets better with time. Now we know how much these words hurt fuckfaces fragile psyche. 

 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

5 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

6 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

what coach is that not true of?

Ditka, you twatwaffle aggy boy.

 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Is Central Medellin High School looking for a football coach?

[wood 11225]

On 4/9/2019 at 6:35 AM, 'stache said:

It should be Johnson Manziel. Since he’ll be signing lots of aggy johnsons for cash soon.

Signing?

[RomaVicta 29902]

On 4/25/2019 at 1:57 PM, Machinator said:

 

Somebody doesn't know that he's now a nobody.

[Bullneck 19073]

On 4/25/2019 at 2:57 PM, Machinator said:

 

Coaching:  I vote "Yes," as everything about his career screams "mentor" and "tactician" and "mechanics" and "fundamentals."

Announcing: I admit I've never heard him say a word but I'd have to also say "Yes" since he's a student of the game and probably majored in Communication.

[Pato del Muerto 52487]

Still deciding which he likes better, John Microphone or John Whistle. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7171]

 

You all laugh, but if you think some high school in bcs wouldn't do it you haven't been paying attention.

Thankfully he hates it there so it's unlikely to happen.

[Matuka 1310]

Imagine John having to show up at 7:00 am every weekday in BFE for two-a-days in August.  Gig wouldn't last very long.

[lemonandaturd 4285]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Still deciding which he likes better, John Microphone or John Whistle. 

Lucci meat whistle?  

[Eastwood 4394]

Coach Manziel: No, no, no, kid! You had press coverage on the outside and the safety was cheating up, so you had a one on one match up. You gotta do what I used to do in that situation: hold on to the ball for too long and scramble around behind my linemen, then toss up a jump ball to a first round pick WR. That's your first read! Your second read is across your body into the crossing route that's covered by two LBs and the nickel playing zone. If that doesn't work, just go back to the bench and hit yourself in the head with the clipboard.

[Beau Vine 54209]

5 years ago:

[markstanco 12573]

Skip rhymes with chip!

[smwhorn 482]

JFF loves Houston and wants to reunite with June Jones in the XFL.

https://www.chron.com/sports/manziel/article/Johnny-Manziel-wants-to-reunite-with-June-Jones-13962398.php

[tejas60 3532]

hahahaha. dude is sucking up to errrbody.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

2 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

hahahaha. dude is suckings up to errrbody.

Yep.

[Lhorn 4912]

He’s got an infinite number of “plan Bs.”

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

50 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

He’s got an infinite number of “plan Bs.”

Well to be fair, he only knows the first two letters of the alphabet. 

[futureman 22444]

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

He’s got an infinite number of “plan Bs.”

I bet he’s bought a lot of plan B over the years. 

[Stinkpalm 687]

Hey now, let’s not go judging people too harshly for that. Shit hits a little too close to home 

[TexArcher 37771]

4 hours ago, smwhorn said:

JFF loves Houston and wants to reunite with June Jones in the XFL.

https://www.chron.com/sports/manziel/article/Johnny-Manziel-wants-to-reunite-with-June-Jones-13962398.php

Translation: JFF loves cocaine and wants to reunite with money.

[ButtFumble 5165]

well he has stayed out of trouble so far this "John" name change thing is really working for him

[Lhorn 4912]

Reminds me of Lindsey Lohan tweeting out about wanting to do a sequel to the Parent Trap. Basically two losers who have made themselves unemployable trolling for work. 

[RPM 26318]

[Moby Ric 2058]

17 hours ago, smwhorn said:

JFF loves Houston and wants to reunite with June Jones in the XFL.

https://www.chron.com/sports/manziel/article/Johnny-Manziel-wants-to-reunite-with-June-Jones-13962398.php

Lulz, I was wondering if Art Briles would hire him.  This place would explode.

[TtomTerrific 200]

he can sell shitty hoodies in College Station for the next hundred years... he'll be fine. 

[atomheartbevo 89630]

I’m impressed he’s still alive.  

[Neonmoon 38129]

On 4/3/2019 at 1:10 PM, Neonmoon said:

 

1. NFL

2. CFL

3. AAF

4. XFL

Bonus Round: EFL

Updated the chart to put XFL before Europe league. 

 

[hookem48 4687]

On 4/28/2019 at 1:29 PM, Bill Lumbergh said:

You all laugh, but if you think some high school in bcs wouldn't do it you haven't been paying attention.
 

uh, no they wouldn't

[markstanco 12573]

Was it ever leaked why he was banned from the cfl?

[Leanderman 2275]

Coach Johnny can teach kids how to do lines of coke off hookers asses.

[Jkwellborn 6695]

Was it ever leaked why he was banned from the cfl?

aggy say because he was headed to the afl or what ever that league was.

[TexArcher 37771]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Was it ever leaked why he was banned from the cfl?

Maybe they realized they couldn't afford to put that level of quarterback play on tv and remain a viable league?

[ButtFumble 5165]

2 hours ago, Leanderman said:

Coach Johnny can teach kids how to do lines of coke off hookers asses.

JOHN.......COACH JOHN!!!!!

[Dennis Taylor 18811]

Manziel shows impressive attention to detail here. Sure, he's rolling up the bill nice and tight for what I assuming is optimum snorting. But that's not the main thing here. Tucking the chain inside the shirt is a pro move. Who wants that thing swinging back and forth when you're trying to get a bump? Details people...details

 

   

 

see below in non-toot mode

maybe a strength and conditioning role somehwere

 

[Mach 1 1677]

Damn, Liucci follows that dude around everywhere.

[TexArcher 37771]

1 hour ago, Mach 1 said:

Damn, Liucci follows that dude around everywhere.

Well, they're lovers, so.