Johnny (football?) Manziel

[Sock Drawer 214]

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Well, they're lovers, so.

--NTTAWWT

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

22 hours ago, markstanco said:

Was it ever leaked why he was banned from the cfl?

Thought one of the posters that was knowledgeable about the CFL said domestic violence is about the only thing, without prison time, that earns a league wide ban.

[RomaVicta 29929]

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"It's a stone's throw from College Station," he said. "A lot of Aggies drove from Houston to College Station. Houston's a great city that'll always be near and dear to me."

[Matuka 1310]

12 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Thought one of the posters that was knowledgeable about the CFL said domestic violence is about the only thing, without prison time, that earns a league wide ban.

Johnny had some contractual obligations he had to fulfill when he joined the CFL, among them drug testing.  Was being tested for recreational drugs and Lithium IIRC.  Was supposed to be drug tested in the off season too.  Team officials couldn't get ahold of him at some point and he was incommunicado I believe.  I think Montreal tried to work with him but Johnny didn't want to play by their rules anymore.  Of course aggy says Johnny voided the contract intentionally so he could play in 'Merica.

[kopp0e 1135]

On 6/9/2019 at 8:50 PM, Mach 1 said:

Damn, Liucci follows that dude around everywhere.

Nothing else to do in aggieland...

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9 hours ago, kopp0e said:

Nothing else to do in aggieland...

Are you forgetting Animal Husbandry? (In every sense of the word?)

[DaggerHorns 3085]

On 6/10/2019 at 9:00 PM, Matuka said:

 I think Montreal tried to work with him but Johnny didn't want to play by their rules anymore.  Of course aggy says Johnny voided the contract intentionally so he could play in 'Merica.

Im so glad that worked out so well for him...

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

38 minutes ago, Sock Drawer said:

Are you forgetting Animal Husbandry? (In every sense of the word?)

once you go wack, you never go back

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

30 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

Im so glad that worked out so well for him...

[Machinator 32099]

 

[demos 3004]

Well, looks like he’s still alive.

Did they shoot that at the dealership his dad works at?

['stache 21819]

Free jorts and jersey with every policy.

[Call 393]

Johnny, 

[clapclapclap 9000]

Wow, there's actually an insurance company targeting a dumber clientele than even Liberty Mutual.

[ButtFumble 5180]

he is already giving up on "John"

I can see buying low quality insurance from a guy called John, but not Johnny

[UTEX_ME 4766]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Wow, there's actually an insurance company targeting a dumber clientele than even Liberty Mutual.

In other words, aggy. 

All them maroon pick em up trucks ain't gonna insure themselves. 

Edited August 13, 2019 by Fuck Tim Beck

[woohorn 1131]

Hope he invested all of that autograph money.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

15 hours ago, demos said:

Well, looks like he’s still alive.

could be a deepfake or a hologram like Tupac

[RomaVicta 29929]

Hello, I'm Johnny Maziel. I've become a joke, and it's all I have left to make money on. So let's laugh at me together.

This ought to keep him out of a real job for another year or so.

[Parliament 14260]

Why isn’t his Heisman on the desk? And there’s no way that coffee mug isn’t full of booze.

[Jkwellborn 6709]

Why isn’t his Heisman on the desk? And there’s no way that coffee mug isn’t full of booze.

Coffee mug could be full of codeine.

[BrazilHorn 6613]

It's funny. They aggy/bama game from a couple of years ago where Manziel went off is being replayed right now.

seeing the aggy pinnacle while knowing that a few short years later they would have a new coach, manziel is doing shitty commercials and the program is cleaning up with 3 stars on the recruiting trail makes me happy.

[Dennis Taylor 18830]

3 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

It's funny. They aggy/bama game from a couple of   7 years ago where Manziel went off is being replayed right now.

seeing the aggy pinnacle while knowing that a few short years later they would have a new coach, manziel is doing shitty commercials and the program is cleaning up with 3 stars on the recruiting trail makes me happy.

fixed

[BrazilHorn 6613]

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

fixed

I am old, 7 years feels like a couple.

[UcancallmeSurly 451]

16 hours ago, demos said:

Well, looks like he’s still alive.

Did they shoot that at the dealership his dad works at?

Alive yes, but wearing the suit his grandfather wore at his great grandfathers funeral.

[futureman 22485]

he may be a train wreck but he’s got charisma. 

[Tex Long 4401]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

he may be a train wreck but he’s got charisma. 

You spelt "chlamydia" incorrectly.

[F250 28781]

True story.

I was out to dinner recently and a homeless person was out on the street, looked up at me and said "Draft Manziel", he then followed up by offering to suck my dick for $5.

That homeless man was Johnny Manziel.

 

[Jkwellborn 6709]

True story.
I was out to dinner recently and a homeless person was out on the street, looked up at me and said "Draft Manziel", he then followed up by offering to suck my dick for $5.
That homeless man was Johnny Manziel.
 

Did he spit or swallow?

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15 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Coffee mug could be full of codeine.

sizzurp

[Bullneck 19168]

On 8/12/2019 at 8:09 PM, Machinator said:

 

Let's face it: it took some humility to do that commercial.

[Parliament 14260]

Too desperate to be proud.

[Pimphand 5764]

On 8/12/2019 at 6:09 PM, Machinator said:

 

 

[futureman 22485]

I wonder how much he’s making off this.

[Lhorn 4915]

Prolly tree fiddy
Someone was going to say it.


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On 8/13/2019 at 9:52 AM, BurntEyes said:

Please define "real job" which JEightball is going to end up in post the last dying light of his celebrity. 

Two words :  Keller and Williams 

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

He should sell his presence at Aggy weddings  and E Tx Walmart Grand Openings.  He could easily get $20/hr.  

[futureman 22485]

5 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

He should sell his presence at Aggy weddings  and E Tx Walmart Grand Openings.  He could easily get $20/hr.  

yeah he’ll always be able to carve out a life in college station.  and let’s face it, that university owes him millions. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

aggy say because he was headed to the afl or what ever that league was.

anal fisting league?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

could be a deepfake or a hologram like Tupac

Wut? You seem stupid.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Coffee mug could be full of codeine.

Coffee mug IS full of jizz.

[Wishbone 4762]

4 hours ago, Pimphand said:

 

Good move for Direct Auto. The Looch business model. Lines are jammed with aggy car owners switching from Geico.

[demos 3004]

Does this mean daddy98 will be a direct auto agent soon?

[RandomIdoit 657]

Just the aggy network in action, guys. 

[number6 12]

Still think he will be operating a swap shop on Hwy 31 at the Gregg County line 

[Deej 76830]

2 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Good move for Direct Auto. The Looch business model. Lines are jammed with aggy car owners switching from Geico.

I guess you haven't heard what The General had to say about aggy?

[DallasHorn26 586]

Hahaha. Adding Tonya Harding just takes this to 11.

[DoobieWah 1446]

Advertising Director: "I'd like a couple of cheap celebrities."

Talent Agent: "Well, I have a couple of scratch and dents..."

 

😉

[tejas60 3533]

is this real life?