Johnny (football?) Manziel

[JimmyJames 12271]

Dude it was totally the lithium and obviously no other factor. 

Happens all the time dude. Quit being a hater brah!!

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Was he in the Station?    It was Lit toxicity.  

[Dewey 3286]

He needs to get away from the hayseeds that suck his dick and throw money at him. Dude needs to find sober friends who do not give a shit about Johnny being the greatest achievement in Aggie history. As of now, Johnny has a bunch of people helping Johnny kill Johnny.

There is a chance it went down the way he said, his people are saying. A chance.

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[C-Man 27236]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Was he in the Station?    It was Lit toxicity.  

Humble/Houston. Apparently he was at the JMBYALA festival, which is all rap acts.

[Beau Vine 54297]

1 hour ago, Dewey said:

He needs to get away from the hayseeds that suck his dick and throw money at him. Dude needs to find sober friends who do not give a shit about Johnny being the greatest achievement in Aggie history. 

Why would anyone like that want to be friends with this douchebag?

[South Austin 52523]

Legitimate reaction to a prescription medication or not, it’s just another reason NFL teams will find to stay clear the hell away from him.

[Parliament 14270]

Does he have a job of anykind?  How does he pay rent and utilities?  And eat?

[DaggerHorns 3085]

2 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Does he have a job of anykind?  How does he pay rent and utilities?  And eat?

Ha hahahahaha.

 

hahahahahahaha.

[PvilleStang 2917]

Aggy throws money and booze his way, why would he need a job?

[po elvis 2076]

1 hour ago, Parliament said:

Does he have a job of anykind?  How does he pay rent and utilities?  And eat?

well he did make like $3 million a few years ago. i realize he can blow through money pretty quick, but still.

[F250 28794]

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Does he have a job of anykind?  How does he pay rent and utilities?  And eat?

[Hank_Hill 18891]

3 hours ago, Parliament said:

Does he have a job of anykind?  How does he pay rent and utilities?  And eat?

Comeback szn shirts and sucking that douche Portnoys dick

[markstanco 12586]

Terrible timing for Johnny 8-ball: http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/03/johnny-manziel-domestic-violence-photos-released/

[Scholz 11946]

Just now, markstanco said:

Terrible timing for Johnny 8-ball: http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/03/johnny-manziel-domestic-violence-photos-released/

He's a good white Christian boy who any aggy mom would be happy to share their daughter with.  Not like those evil heathens in Austin.

[Chuychanga 133]

Is that really the best camera DPD has for documenting evidence when women get beaten up by Johnny Manziel?  Screenshots from the Zapruder film would be higher quality shots.  

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

 

[LW Goatman 1124]

Texags:

If anyone in the NFL is going to take him, I believe that it will be the Saints, for the purpose of taking over for Drew Brees. But....it doesn't look like that the timing is going to work out.

 

[South Austin 52523]

34 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

Texags:

If anyone in the NFL is going to take him, I believe that it will be the Saints, for the purpose of taking over for Drew Brees. But....it doesn't look like that the timing is going to work out.

 

Right, if it wasn't an issue of timing he would totally take over for Brees.

[TtomTerrific 200]

he did have those nimrods believing that he was close to signing with an NFL team and unloaded a bunch of shitty hoodies on them for a price. 

Somebody smart is in his ear. 

Edited May 19, 2018 by TtomTerrific
forgot the "and"

[GotThatFire 166]

On 5/10/2018 at 8:45 AM, Scholz said:

He's a good white Christian boy who any aggy mom would be happy to share their daughter with.  Not like those evil heathens in Austin.

Manziel is white???

[NeverMarryAStripper 21912]

It's just the coke powder on his face

[Neonmoon 38129]

Are we taking bets on how long this CFL career lasts? A month? A week? 

[SimkinsMan 4409]

Jean Football

[The University 851]

6 hours ago, TtomTerrific said:

he did have those nimrods believing that he was close to signing with an NFL team and unloaded a bunch of shitty hoodies on them for a price. 

nah, those shirts will become aggy hairlooms that will be passed down for generations.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

Are we taking bets on how long this CFL career lasts? A month? A week? 

He will make it as long as no one takes a pic of him partying with his crew at the Hamilton Bar and Lounge.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

I've been to Hamilton, It's basically the Omaha/Wichita/Toledo of Canada.  It's a college town, so there's plenty of opportunity for him to get in trouble.  As lame as Hamilton sounds, I've managed to get wasted there twice.  Canadian beer was super strong compared to US beer in the pre-microbrew days.

Edited May 20, 2018 by David Denison

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Bogeywon 2519]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Not a bad pay day to sniff up your nose 

[Neonmoon 38129]

CFL lawyer is smart. Has to play more than half of snaps. None of this active for the game and then strained my pussy bullhsit. 

[T-dog 202]

32 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

So 150k? Is that USD or CAD?

[Mileslong 4728]

 

I would be eager for what the future holds as well, that is if I was eager for bankruptcy and drug addiction...

[woohorn 1131]

So 150k? Is that USD or CAD?

CAD. 33% fed taxes. Providence taxes on that. Then convert to USD by taking 1/3 off. He made more selling autographs in school.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

I put the +/- on games until he quits or is benched at 3.5. The only wildcard is if ticket sales are through the roof even if he sucks, they may keep him on longer.

[Quasimofo 406]

Canadian customs at airports have always been dicks to me. And, I have a spotless record. Every time I go, they ask the same silly ass questions, then point to another door, where there is another customs agent with more in depth questions.

I'd hate to go through with his rep/record. I've seen them swabbing people's licenses and phones with some alcohol(?) pads they put on a little monitor.

[TexArcher 37989]

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

$122k base will cover his Friday night coke.  But where's he gonna get the money for his Saturday and Sunday night coke?

Home security companies in Canada can parlay this into some business.

[F250 28794]

14 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

$122k base will cover his Friday night coke.  But where's he gonna get the money for his Saturday and Sunday night coke?

Home security companies in Canada can parlay this into some business.

 

On 5/9/2018 at 11:14 AM, F250 said:

 

[F250 28794]

You just know that aggy will see to it that Manziel will be the biggest selling jersey in the history of the CFL.

 

 

[Eastwood 4394]

Tim Hortons, eh? I guess between this and the lady that made news in their store last week, they want to make unstable people throwing shit a Tim Hortons tradition.

[Fudge Nuggets 19209]

I thought the Canucks were pretty tough on not allowing people with a criminal record into the country.  Have all of dipshit’s transgressions been of the non-felony variety?

[brown water 3778]

10 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

CFL lawyer is smart. Has to play more than half of snaps. None of this active for the game and then strained my pussy bullhsit. 

Even smarter if he didn't differentiate between the offensive and defensive ones...

[SameSame 1705]

I think Manziel might want to get himself a helmet, a bulletproof vest, and an iron jockstrap. Because he's gonna get his head shot, his back stabbed, and his nuts danced on.

[El Diablo 4232]

That last one is where a lot of his money went.

[F250 28794]

Future 30 for 30 segment where they cover his brief attempt at a come back before showing him living in a mobile home talking about how he is now facing sobriety.

 

 

[Beau Vine 54297]

On ‎5‎/‎20‎/‎2018 at 12:22 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

I put the +/- on games until he quits or is benched at 3.5. The only wildcard is if ticket sales are through the roof even if he sucks, they may keep him on longer.

Hamilton is the worst team in the league.

[ClubWhatever 12153]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Hamilton is the worst team in the league.

Member that one time they beat Calgary? 

[GotThatFire 166]

40 minutes ago, F250 said:

Future 30 for 30 segment where they cover his brief attempt at a come back before showing him living in a mobile home talking about how he is now facing sobriety.

 

 

He fumbled at 1:16 that shit was funny lookin. Those few seconds sum up this dude’s whole life

Edited May 26, 2018 by GotThatFire

[Beau Vine 54297]

Hamilton is a quality franchise:

Quote

Art Briles won’t be resuming his coaching career with the Hamilton Tiger-Cats.

The CFL and Ticats issued a joint statement Monday night saying Briles wouldn’t be heading north. The Ticats touched off a media firestorm Monday morning by announcing Briles was joining new head coach June Jones’ staff as an assistant head coach offence.

"Art Briles will no longer be joining the Hamilton Tiger-Cats as a coach," the statement said. "We came to this decision this evening following a lengthy discussion between the league and the Hamilton organization.

"We wish Mr. Briles all the best in his future endeavours."

 

[Hornius Emeritus 12477]

Just looked at Tex-Ags football forum. Seven of the threads ----- SEVEN ----- are about Johnny Manziel, a player who has not played for them in five seasons.  It's like they had one small taste of one great player and they can't give it up.

 

[GotThatFire 166]

1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

Just looked at Tex-Ags football forum. Seven of the threads ----- SEVEN ----- are about Johnny Manziel, a player who has not played for them in five seasons.  It's like they had one small taste of one great player and they can't give it up.

 

 Can’t say I’m surprised or blame them 

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

Future 30 for 30 segment where they cover his brief attempt at a come back before showing him living in a mobile home talking about how he is now facing sobriety.

 

 

During the last few minutes (start at 2:47 ) where he is talking about how he has changed and he regrets his mistakes, I could have sworn I have heard that before.