Johnny (football?) Manziel

[NAVY 6747]

Can we expect a fresh spiraling descent? 

[markstanco 12627]

Looch now that Johnny is back on the market:
 
 
 

 
 

Not untrue.

That guy is the biggest jock sniffer I have ever seen.

[El Squared 1813]

8 hours ago, mchookem said:

i don't think anything is required of him on the football field. he should probably focus on something else. 

He can put his head down and focus on Blucci’s crotch like the good old days.

['stache 21892]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Looch now that Johnny is back on the market:

 

 

 

 

 

And probably broke enough to do stuff for money. Could probably get a zj.

 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

8 hours ago, mchookem said:

i don't think anything is required of him on the football field. 

That’s not true. That grass isn’t gonna cut itself. 

[The People’s Elbow 707]

dp

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[The People’s Elbow 707]

tp

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[Mez2 4025]

Greatest aggy ever

[Hurtlocker 2213]

8 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

"My hope is to put my head down and be allowed to focus on work and what is required of me on the football field."

He still plays football?!

[The_Great_Hornsby 3285]

This dude isnt gonna make it to 40. He will be a 30 for 30 one day and a cautionary tale. 

[General Specific 3271]

Good job dumbass.  You probably cheated on her with some cow at a Katy Mall signing in front of the Foot Locker

Now “This is something Surly can get behind”!

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

I guess you can't always struggle with your demons. Sometimes you just have to cuddle them. 

[MrPhlegm 3413]

I'd pound that like the ancient Egyptians beating the limestone into place in the pyramids. 

eskimo brothers with johnny beats off demons?

no thanks.

[MrPhlegm 3413]

That’s not true. That grass isn’t gonna cut itself. 

ahem

[Victor Lazlo 1777]

3 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'd pound that like the ancient Egyptians beating the limestone into place in the pyramids. 

I’d pound that like the Assyrians did  to the Egyptians in 671 BCE. 
 

And, let me tell you, it took the Egyptians a couple of hundred years to stop walking bow-legged after that  

[Funk Doctor Spock 12525]

13 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

eskimo brothers with johnny beats off demons?

no thanks.

You make a valid point, but dat ass, tho...

[Funk Doctor Spock 12525]

4 minutes ago, Victor Lazlo said:

I’d pound that like the Assyrians did  to the Egyptians in 671 BCE. 
 

And, let me tell you, it took the Egyptians a couple of hundred years to stop walking bow-legged after that  

The cut of your jib, I like it. 

[mulletpelini 5216]

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That’s a fairly decent ass

Stanco would give it probably a 3

4 hours ago, markstanco said:

4 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That’s a fairly decent ass

Meh

and there it is.

 

[markstanco 12627]

One of these days you will figure out my sarcasm. Or maybe you are reversing it on me...

[markstanco 12627]

One of these days you will figure out my sarcasm. Or maybe you are reversing it on me...

[TexasMan 10989]

You can say that again. 

[gernblansten 3197]

 It's like he's dreamin' about Gorgonzola when it's clearly Bre time, baby.

[Jkwellborn 6748]

7 minute abs.

 

[Herpa Derpa 6132]

Seven chipmunks twirling on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.

[Dennis Taylor 18876]

In an interview with The Tampa Bay Times, Luck opened up about the creation of the league, what fans can expect in the 2020 season and detailed why several marquee names didn’t get drafted.

“I would argue that the players we have are better than those guys, to be honest with you. Johnny has his own history, and we have coaches from the CFL (Canadian Football League) who have seen him close up,” Luck said, via The Tampa Bay Times.

https://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/xfl_commish_johnny_manziel_trent_richardson_not_good_enough_for_league/s1_12680_30836546?mb_edition=20191219&mb_loc=left_hI

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Awesome. Are we done talking about him?

[MrPhlegm 3413]

Seven chipmunks twirling on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.

this just in

Marie Osmond likes coffee enemas!

film at 11

[SunUvAbitchMarcos 129]

Seven chipmunks twirling on a branch, eating lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch.

Ah, that old children's poem from the sea

[mr. sunshine 2833]

7 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Awesome. Are we done talking about him?

Depends on if there’s a Tilt a Whirl or miscellaneous carnival thread 

[TexasMan 10989]

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Should’ve been a poet

[Matuka 1315]

You'll never pick up a ball again Johnny.

 

[Neonmoon 38130]

If you never pick up a ball again? Ha 

[DaggerHorns 3102]

What about the 8 ball he picks up on the daily?

...or the balls resting on his chin.

[GreenspointTexas 9683]

20 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Oh my fucking god. That first comment and reply by johnny

[Etexhorn13 3053]

[boilerhorn 1399]

For the uninitiated:

Twitter guy: Yo, Cleveland guy here. I bought your jersey and now wear it when I paint.
Johnny Football: Appreciate the $120 bucks. Paint away
Twitter guy: Well, it was actually a t shirt with your name and number

[Radical Larry 28664]

 

[GreenspointTexas 9683]

26 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

For the uninitiated:

Twitter guy: Yo, Cleveland guy here. I bought your jersey and now wear it when I paint.
Johnny Football: Appreciate the $120 bucks. Paint away
Twitter guy: Well, it was actually a t shirt with your name and number

Perfect

[Nicole44 22078]

20 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Stay lit, JFF! 

[Orange&White 5539]

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

 

Is that a suicide note?

[TrashMaster G 17627]

"Could of"?  What a fucking moron.

[Dennis Taylor 18876]

[Tex Pete 20510]

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Should’ve Should of been a poet

FIFY

[ChiTownDoc 21175]

26 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

It’s a fine line.  Bc blow is awesome.  Luckily I’ve given all that up.  

[StruggleBus 3922]

On 12/4/2019 at 10:31 PM, General Specific said:

Now “This is something Surly can get behind”!

NowThis would actually prefer that she get behind him

[markstanco 12627]

There'sanameihavent........jpg

Surprised vince McMahon didnt make stoops pick him up for dumbass aggy and ticket sales.

[Auto Driller 2506]

7 hours ago, markstanco said:

There'sanameihavent........jpg

Surprised vince McMahon didnt make stoops pick him up for dumbass aggy and ticket sales.

I think he’s faded from the public consciousness to the point that it wouldn’t really move the needle on ticket sales.

[Bozo_Casanova 26579]

"Could of"?  What a fucking moron.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

11 hours ago, TexasMan said:

 

yeah, he was so relatable