Johnny (football?) Manziel

[nnm 36347]

Every time I see this thread rose to the top I think ol’ JFF finally won the lottery. 

[SHOOTER12 8800]

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

Every time I see this thread rose to the top I think ol’ JFF finally died of an overdose.

Ftfy...

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Put down the pipe Johnny and punch a clock, those Hondas in Tomball ain't gonna sell themselves.  

[futureman 22444]

20 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Put down the pipe Johnny and punch a clock, those Hondas in Tomball ain't gonna sell themselves.  

hell, that's actually a good idea.  he could carve out a decent living selling cars in CS.

[Deej 76754]

3 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Publicly begging for a job followed by the sound of crickets is “stirring up controversy?”

And this is how it ends for the greatest aggy ever. So appropriate. 

[RPM 26316]

On 2/24/2020 at 9:45 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's like me saying I have zero desire to bang Mila Kunis

To be completely fair, you have a better shot at Kunis than he does at football.

[South Austin 52448]

8 hours ago, nnm said:

Every time I see this thread rose to the top I think ol’ JFF finally won the lottery. 

I think he’s dead.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

Every time I hear the commercials, I want more Tonya Harding, less Johnny Dumbass.

[zork 629]

5 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Every time I hear the commercials, I want more Tonya Harding, less Johnny Dumbass.

 

just the tonya

[williemackgarza 1826]

Has m rappaport weighed in on jff lately?

[Bullneck 19070]

On 2/25/2020 at 3:40 AM, Pimphand said:

I feel like we need CU Dan Hawkins to narrate Manziel events.

Go play intramurals brother

 

[wood 11225]

Lulz. Just saw this on an IndyCar forum of all places...

 

[nnm 36347]

Every time this thread gets kicked to the top, I assume JFF has won the celebrity dead pool.  

[Matuka 1309]

Because you can never get too much Johnny...

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/johnny-manziel-narrowly-avoids-disaster-as-cliffdiving-stunt-goes-wrong-154153924.html

Johnny Manziel narrowly avoids disaster as cliff-diving stunt goes wrong

Chris Cwik

Yahoo Sports‎May‎ ‎12‎, ‎2020‎ ‎10‎:‎41‎ ‎AM‎ ‎CDT

Former Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel is fortunate he wasn’t injured after a cliff-diving stunt nearly ended in disaster.

Manziel, 27, posted video of the incident on his Instagram page. In the video, Manziel can be seen trying to jump off a cliff into some water. As he turns his back to the water, Manziel’s foot slips and he awkwardly falls off the cliff.

Luckily, Manziel was able to push himself away from the rocks. He clumsily dropped into the water and walked away from the incident fine. Manziel poked fun at himself on Instagram, saying the fall was “flawless execution.”

After washing out of the NFL following the 2015 season, Manziel has attempted to continue his playing career in various leagues. Manziel most recently played in the AAF, which folded in April 2019.

[SHOOTER12 8800]

Hmmm... surely alcohol nor drugs had anything to do with that dazzling fall did they?

[demos 3002]

Almost. Who had johnny in the death pool?

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

Too bad there was water to break his fall 

[RamjetFDO 10575]

... for your viewing enjoyment:  JFF cliff flop

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Because you can never get too much Johnny...
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/johnny-manziel-narrowly-avoids-disaster-as-cliffdiving-stunt-goes-wrong-154153924.html

Johnny Manziel narrowly avoids disaster as cliff-diving stunt goes wrong

Chris Cwik Yahoo Sports‎May‎ ‎12‎, ‎2020‎ ‎10‎:‎41‎ ‎AM‎ ‎CDT

Former Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel is fortunate he wasn’t injured after a cliff-diving stunt nearly ended in disaster.

Manziel, 27, posted video of the incident on his Instagram page. In the video, Manziel can be seen trying to jump off a cliff into some water. As he turns his back to the water, Manziel’s foot slips and he awkwardly falls off the cliff.

Luckily, Manziel was able to push himself away from the rocks. He clumsily dropped into the water and walked away from the incident fine. Manziel poked fun at himself on Instagram, saying the fall was “flawless execution.”

After washing out of the NFL following the 2015 season, Manziel has attempted to continue his playing career in various leagues. Manziel most recently played in the AAF, which folded in April 2019.

That’s a lot of words for Johnny can’t do back flips.



Note: I can’t either but I’ve come to accept it

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

When I hear 'Cliff Diving" I think of something like the divers in Acapulco.  Seeing the video was a real let down.

[Rustic Horn 929]

[n64ra 1080]

Looks just like his NFL days, or CFL.

[ButtFumble 5164]

hell that is like a kid falling out of a tree house.....rub some dirt on it and call Dr. Ticklebone and they are all good.....or in John's case some alcohol and maybe other stuff and they forgot it happened

[RamjetFDO 10575]

[WBT 20561]

Lulz, nice headline.   I'd say he pretty widely avoided disaster

[Deej 76754]

20 hours ago, Rustic Horn said:

Needs an inflatable swan. 

[williemackgarza 1826]

Sprinkle some ceack on him/ dave chappele

[RamjetFDO 10575]

Former Texas A&M QB Johnny Manziel says his football career is ‘in the past’ and that’s OK

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More than half a decade after his professional football career started, Johnny Manziel may have reached the end of the road.

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...Manziel admitted his level of dedication to football wasn’t where it needed to be to stay in the NFL.

In other news... "Water is wet."

[Cairn Horn88 8259]

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Former Texas A&M QB Johnny Manziel says his football career is ‘in the past’ and that’s OK

In other news... "Water is wet."

Maybe, just maybe, he's grown up a little and knows it's time to move on....TBD.

[Armybrat 40822]

Actually, the NFL and the sandlot football teams have moved on from him.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

Yes, but it takes a person of at least slightly below average awareness to realize this

[RamjetFDO 10575]

19 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Maybe, just maybe, he's grown up a little and knows it's time to move on....TBD.

[NAVY 6740]

Damn it. Got excited when I saw ramjet post but broken image 

[AnTiM 1666]

Thank you, Johnny!  Now I can reclaim the title of Dumbest Motherfucker In The World.

[MotownHorn 1759]

Johnny Manziel vouches for strip-club wings that landed Lou Williams in quarantine

https://nypost.com/2020/07/27/johnny-manziel-vouches-for-strip-club-wings-lou-williams-ate/

[Bullneck 19070]

On 8/4/2018 at 5:25 AM, Goo Punch said:

 

Whenever I get a little down about all the bad news, I just search out this post and all seems right in the world, if only for a fleeting moment.

[South Austin 52448]

For 60 seconds I forgot about how shitty 2020 has been.

[MotownHorn 1759]

That is art right there

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

Watching that film tells me that Mack was right,  he could play safely 

[Deej 76754]

Greatest aggy ever!

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

36 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Watching that film tells me that Mack was right,  he could play safely 

Safety, not safely...fucking autocorrect 

[JoseMedinaDeJesus 207]

Every time a Manziel thread gets bumped. I have to wonder if I am going to laugh or reflect on how fleeting life can be.

[Moby Ric 2058]

Dammit.  If you are going to bump this thread, it needs to be ground breaking.  JFF type ground breaking.  Not pic not working shit.

[Matuka 1309]

This is ground breaking!  Johnny is back in football!!*

Here’s Johnny! – FCF NEWS

*Fan Controlled Football

[Boogaloo 268]

2 minutes ago, Matuka said:

This is ground breaking!  Johnny is back in football!!*

Here’s Johnny! – FCF NEWS

*Fan Controlled Football

Wow talk about a free fall .. NFL > CFL > AAF > Arena team where the fans call the plays lol

This will make an epic 30 for 30 someday

[Lhorn 4909]

Cum-back SZN II?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

Johnny Football never quits but for awhile there he'd run out of leagues. 

[Balcones 317]

Total waste.  

[Bullneck 19070]

Wut?

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Johnathan Paul Manziel (/mænˈzɛl/ man-ZEL; born December 6, 1992) is an American gridiron football quarterback currently signed to the Zappers of Fan Controlled Football (FCF). 

 

[futureman 22444]

27 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Wut?

 

you’re a dumbass.