Johnny (football?) Manziel

[Wishbone 4782]

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

"Hall of Delusion" would have been a better name. 

Echo Chamber

[Vertigo 20334]

I am also quite certain that this was not Johnny’s primary source if income in college

[Blotto 23579]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I am also quite certain that this was not Johnny’s primary source if income in college

how much do you believe Luicci paid for the buttsecks?

[Fletch 5800]

6 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Nothing will happen and Abbot is a fucking loser dipshit.

Maybe the IRS. But even that is doubtful.

Yeah. No way Abbott stands for this. He’ll turn his head 

[Randolph Duke 4034]

11 hours ago, TexArcher said:

This is a legit concern for aggy, whether Abbott would look the other way or not.  This is potentially SEC, FINRA, FBI territory.

It's a very simple question - Did John Sharp or any other of those inept rednecks at A&M know (or should they have known) Manziel was selling autographs and/or taking money under the table while A&M was selling the bonds to finance the stadium project?

Of course they did. But in Texas, corrupt politicians and political cronies are allowed to act with impunity.

And your including FINRA in a list of otherwise respectable agencies is laughable. FINRA is the NCAA of the securities world. FINRA was created by the securities industry to "self regulate" the securities industry. FINRA exists to stand as a first barrier to exhaust the resources of investors who have been screwed over by brokers and/or brokerage firms. FINRA is part of the problem, they act first, last, and foremost to perpetuate fraud in the securities industry. The problems we have in the securities industry largely exist today because of FINRA.

 

 

Edited June 4, 2021 by Randolph Duke

[nnm 36654]

5 hours ago, Fletch said:

Yeah. No way Abbott stands for this. He’ll turn his head 

ISWYDT

[Fudge Nuggets 19225]

19 hours ago, Mittens said:

8 years later, the admission:

 

 

paid

[brown water 3778]

13 hours ago, TexArcher said:

This is a legit concern for aggy, whether Abbott would look the other way or not.  This is potentially SEC, FINRA, FBI territory.

SEC! SEC! SEC!

This would be an easy swap on uniforms and t shirts
 

Edited June 4, 2021 by brown water

[aggie08 21532]

I gotta tell ya, guys, I am absolutely stunned by this bombshell revelation.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

22 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I gotta tell ya, guys, I am absolutely stunned by this bombshell revelation.

I'm just as stunned that just now some aggys are beginning to accept who "the greatest aggy of all time" was/is/will always be as a person.

[MAUFRAIS 6638]

Why’d he have to do this if he’s so rich?

[SquishMitten 10438]

The only surprising thing in all of that is him daring the NCAA to do something. They probably still won’t, but that comment is the only thing that creates a 1% chance they do anything.

[Randolph Duke 4034]

1 minute ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Why’d he have to do this if he’s so rich?

You need to understand how the "independently wealthy" live. His mom slung drinks in an east Texas bar and his dad sold used cars just for whimsy.

And if you believe that....

 

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

[Fletch 5800]

2 hours ago, Randolph Duke said:

You need to understand how the "independently wealthy" live. His mom slung drinks in an east Texas bar and his dad sold used cars just for whimsy.

And if you believe that....

 

The people of Texas deserve better than Texas A&M.

And Baylor and cougar high and tech and…

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On 6/3/2021 at 10:54 PM, Blotto said:

how much do you believe Luicci paid for the buttsecks?

Nothing, sheep don't care about the money. Well, they can eat it, but he could be giving them newspapers for all they care.

[atomheartbevo 89808]

On 6/3/2021 at 9:19 PM, Vertigo said:

I am also quite certain that this was not Johnny’s primary source if income in college

There's all kinds of ways.

Had a cousin who was close friends with somebody who played for a SWC team (not Texas), and his dad owned a small auto dealership.  Don't remember if it was new or used, but I remember him telling me that the dad's dealership seemed to have a lot of people buying cars that didn't seem to actually exist/were never delivered, around the time the son was being recruited.

[LTtxfan 49358]

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Thank for the hawt take Johnny 

[Longboard Horn 40531]

44 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

That hat is perfect for Johnny. He IS a hack. 

[TexArcher 38070]

Deep Thoughts... 

By Jack Shitty...

[atomheartbevo 89808]

Nick Cannon got Johnny's ex-wife pregnant.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/31/entertainment/nick-cannon-bre-tiesi-baby/index.html

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Cannon and Tiesi were photographed together at a baby celebration over the weekend.  In photos published by TMZ, the two are shown embracing and he cradles her baby bump.

Tiesi is recently divorced from NFL quarterback Johnny Manziel.

 

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[Guest Lobo]

5 babies in less than 2 years?  That's impressive.  That's more staying power than Manziel had in the NFL.

Also, why keep referring to him as "NFL Quarterback, Johnny Manziel"??  He doesn't play in the NFL anymore.  He started 8 games almost a decade ago, he didn't retire with some title, "NFL Quarterback."  Say "Former NFL'er, Johnny Manziel."  I don't get to claim "Associate Assistant Manager Lobo."  Wait...do I? 

[Fastbreak 3992]

I didn’t think a man could get pregnant. Science is fucking amazing.

[Kennythetiger 9465]

37 minutes ago, Lobo said:

 I don't get to claim "Associate Assistant Manager Lobo."  Wait...do I? 

No, you don’t. You were the Assistant to the Associate Manager. 

[Your Mom 4852]

Kenny beat me to it.

 

40 minutes ago, Lobo said:

"Associate Assistant to the Manager Lobo."  Wait...do I? 

Edited February 1, 2022 by Your Mom

[Guest Lobo]

Ah yes, that's right.  Technically, Deputy Assistant to the Associate Manager.  

Was that Bobcat Goldwaithe, after Iran Contra, his standup bit was something like, "If Oliver North is retired, why is he still wearing his Marine outfit everywhere?  10 years later, you don't see me tooling around in my Burger King uniform anymore."  

[Dennis Taylor 18874]

35 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

I didn’t think a man could get pregnant. "Science" is fucking amazing.

Fixed....oh and this. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2022/01/28/apple-riles-critics-with-pregnant-man-other-new-emojis/amp/

[Deej 76933]

Guess he was the last one to get the news.

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Manziel told ESPN that his formal football career "in my eyes is over"

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/33592184/johnny-manziel-play-second-season-fan-controlled-football-says-traditional-pro-career-my-eyes-over

[Guest Lobo]

Just came here to post this link.  I got the details wrong but at least my middle age brain somewhat remembered the bit:

https://www.sfweekly.com/news/wheres-the-beef-theyre-throwing-it-at-you-wendys-sues-restaurateur-it-says-wont-relinquish-franchise-name-and-beat-up-company-man-who-tried-to-stop-him/

Anyway, to Johnny Manziel...........the Arby's shift manager equivalent of pro football!  

[Jive Turkey 12644]

let it never be forgotten that Jerry Jones desperately wanted to draft Johnny Football.

 

[Dennis Taylor 18874]

3 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

let it never be forgotten that Jerry Jones desperately wanted to draft Johnny Football.

 

You'd think with all that football acumen the cowboys would win something with jerrah calling the shots...maybe next year 

[General Specific 3271]

God damnit! Clicked on thread, and he’s not dead.

Don’t give me hope.jpg

[pyrohornIII 4823]

Johnny 'Football Coach?' - Manziel Teases a Return to Aggieland

Johnny 'Football' Manziel said that although he's done with pro football, he'd love to return to help the Aggies win a national title.

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Although he's just 29 years old, it seems Johnny "Football" Manziel has finally figured it out. And while he says his days of chasing an NFL dream are long gone, his love for the game remains.

“I don’t have the drive to play football at a high level anymore,'' the former Texas A&M star told ESPN. "I don’t have a drive to be the best football player anymore that I used to have in my life, and I’m OK with that.''

Manziel's legend while in Aggieland seems to continue to grow to this day. He made such an impact on college football he became the first freshman to win the Heisman Trophy as college football's best player. 

He helped usher in the Aggies' time in the SEC as they moved on from the Big 12 and made an immediate impact and gave A&M a level of respectability in their first season in the league. Although his NFL days are behind him, he's still involved with the 7-on-7 indoor league known as "Fan Controlled Football" or FCF.

But as he recently told TMZ Sports, he'd love to return to where it all started, with the Texas A&M football program.

"I don't think I'm the same player I used to be," Johnny said. "I think I still have flashes, but I'm looking at what's next in my life and I want sports and football to be something that is gonna be a mainstay in my life for a long time.

"Now, it's figuring out where exactly that's gonna be -- whether it's continuing to work with the FCF or something I'm really interested in as well is going back to Texas A&M and being a part of my school, or the program or whatever it is."

A return to Aggieland? Just the suggestion would excite any Aggies fan or current player. 

"I miss my school, I miss College Station, I miss the feeling of those great times that I got to have when I was in college, and our new athletic director at Texas A&M, Ross Bjork, is a beauty of an individual and an awesome person."

Manziel says he would love to be a part of helping A&M win championships, and thinks the current staff is already on their way to making that happen. Could "Coach Johnny" help?

There's one way to find out.

 

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/football/texas-aggies-johnny-manziel-return-to-aggieland-coach-sec#gid=ci029d3353a0002613&pid=johnny-manziel-1

So in other words he's wanting to go back to the only place that ever liked him.  Seems reasonable.    Will be interesting to see how this plays out with Jimbo.  

[nnm 36654]

3 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:

Johnny 'Football Coach?' - Manziel Teases a Return to Aggieland

Johnny 'Football' Manziel said that although he's done with pro football, he'd love to return to help the Aggies win a national title.

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/football/texas-aggies-johnny-manziel-return-to-aggieland-coach-sec#gid=ci029d3353a0002613&pid=johnny-manziel-1

So in other words he's wanting to go back to the only place that ever liked him.  Seems reasonable.    Will be interesting to see how this plays out with Jimbo.  

He hated it while he was there. But he needs a paycheck so …

 

And I agree with @General Specific  I’m disappointed every time the thread is bumped and JFF hasn’t won the Deadpool. 

Edited March 27, 2022 by nnm

[Deej 76933]

1 hour ago, pyrohornIII said:

Johnny 'Football Coach?' - Manziel Teases a Return to Aggieland

Johnny 'Football' Manziel said that although he's done with pro football, he'd love to return to help the Aggies win a national title.

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/football/texas-aggies-johnny-manziel-return-to-aggieland-coach-sec#gid=ci029d3353a0002613&pid=johnny-manziel-1

So in other words he's wanting to go back to the only place that ever liked him.  Seems reasonable.    Will be interesting to see how this plays out with Jimbo.  

He just wants to relive his glory days by ripping his shirt off and bowing up to an older African-American gentleman. 

[Bozo_Casanova 26569]

2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Johnny 'Football Coach?' - Manziel Teases a Return to Aggieland

Johnny 'Football' Manziel said that although he's done with pro football, he'd love to return to help the Aggies win a national title.

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/football/texas-aggies-johnny-manziel-return-to-aggieland-coach-sec#gid=ci029d3353a0002613&pid=johnny-manziel-1

So in other words he's wanting to go back to the only place that ever liked him.  Seems reasonable.    Will be interesting to see how this plays out with Jimbo.  

Minister of culture, IMO

[Dennis Taylor 18874]

2 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Johnny 'Football Coach?' - Manziel Teases a Return to Aggieland

Johnny 'Football' Manziel said that although he's done with pro football, he'd love to return to help the Aggies win a national title.

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/football/texas-aggies-johnny-manziel-return-to-aggieland-coach-sec#gid=ci029d3353a0002613&pid=johnny-manziel-1

So in other words he's wanting to go back to the only place that ever liked him.  Seems reasonable.    Will be interesting to see how this plays out with Jimbo.  

So a possible Johnny Fuckface/ Brokeback Billy ChinPubes reunion? How sweet

 

[Deej 76933]

[Armybrat 40915]

3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Johnny 'Football Coach?' - Manziel Teases a Return to Aggieland

Johnny 'Football' Manziel said that although he's done with pro football, ........

Pro football was done with him.

[Vertigo 20334]

1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said:

So a possible Johnny Fuckface/ Brokeback Billy ChinPubes reunion? How sweet

 

Breaking: Texags welcomes new beat reporter Johnny Manziel.

[Kel Varnsen 8541]

They should give him a desk in the hall of champions. There's plenty of room. He could make a killing on $20 autographs.

[B00M 6465]

14 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

Johnny 'Football Coach?' - Manziel Teases a Return to Aggieland

Johnny 'Football' Manziel said that although he's done with pro football, he'd love to return to help the Aggies win a national title.

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/football/texas-aggies-johnny-manziel-return-to-aggieland-coach-sec#gid=ci029d3353a0002613&pid=johnny-manziel-1

So in other words he's wanting to go back to the only place that ever liked him.  Seems reasonable.    Will be interesting to see how this plays out with Jimbo.  

Please let this happen. Zero chance it goes well.

[TheStoicPaisano 9939]

 

[lilMAC25 3820]

23 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Bwahahahahaha

 

 

ETA: Payton had 8.

 

Johnny MethBinge had 7. 

 

but still. Awesome

Edited April 6, 2022 by lilMAC25

[TexasBuckeye 43]

On 3/27/2022 at 5:37 PM, pyrohornIII said:

Johnny 'Football Coach?' - Manziel Teases a Return to Aggieland

Johnny 'Football' Manziel said that although he's done with pro football, he'd love to return to help the Aggies win a national title.

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/football/texas-aggies-johnny-manziel-return-to-aggieland-coach-sec#gid=ci029d3353a0002613&pid=johnny-manziel-1

So in other words he's wanting to go back to the only place that ever liked him.  Seems reasonable.    Will be interesting to see how this plays out with Jimbo.  

Johnny Manziel joining with Texas A&M and winning a true national title! 

That would be ALMOST as painful to the Longhorns as Art Modell and the Baltimore Ravens winning their Super Bowl in 2000 was to Browns fans. Browns fans though felt the most pain.

[Dennis Taylor 18874]

On 3/27/2022 at 4:37 PM, pyrohornIII said:

Johnny 'Football Coach?' - Manziel Teases a Return to Aggieland

Johnny 'Football' Manziel said that although he's done with pro football, he'd love to return to help the Aggies win a national title.

https://www.si.com/college/tamu/football/texas-aggies-johnny-manziel-return-to-aggieland-coach-sec#gid=ci029d3353a0002613&pid=johnny-manziel-1

So in other words he's wanting to go back to the only place that ever liked him.  Seems reasonable.    Will be interesting to see how this plays out with Jimbo.  

I'd say pro football is done with Johnny Manziel 

[MAUFRAIS 6638]

Johnny Manziel joining with Texas A&M and winning a true national title! 
That would be ALMOST as painful to the Longhorns as Art Modell and the Baltimore Ravens winning their Super Bowl in 2000 was to Browns fans. Browns fans though felt the most pain.

What in the hell are you talking about?

[Beau Vine 54433]

 

[Bullneck 19210]

On 8/4/2018 at 5:25 AM, Goo Punch said:

 

Time to bump

(Edit: dammit, the tweet won't load)

Edited April 24, 2022 by Bullneck