Johnny (football?) Manziel

[AbeFroman 2178]

I believe good sirs, this is what you call an ass kicking.

[KYHorn 17074]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

 

Haha those idiot announcers are saying the other players need to get on JFF's level

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

He's fucking terrible.  

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

just flipped it on, 41-3? hows Johnny look?

[ImGolfn 77]

6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

just flipped it on, 41-3? hows Johnny look?

Like he never left Cleveland 

[BigVegasHorn26 630]

7 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

just flipped it on, 41-3? hows Johnny look?

He's fucking terrible.  

Edited August 4, 2018 by BigVegasHorn26

[Eastwood 4394]

8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

just flipped it on, 41-3? hows Johnny look?

Like he was in Vegas wearing a wig and fake mustache the night before.

[Eastwood 4394]

It is now 47-3.

[Rustic Horn 929]

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Masoli went in dry.  

[Humpy 112]

Did he even make a team practice before this or did he just show up from the scrip club?

[Eastwood 4394]

He has now officially been benched.

[Machinator 32099]

Looks like Manziel's day is done. Replaced by former EWU and Oregon QB Vernon Adams.

Edited August 4, 2018 by Machinator

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

Ha! He's been pulled.

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Vernon Adams is a good quarterback.  

[Humpy 112]

That lasted longer than I thought it would

[Deej 76800]

5 minutes ago, B1G said:

That lasted longer than I thought it would

That's what she said. 

[lonestarsooner 121]

Sweatergod this couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. 🤣

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1612]

The best player in the history of aggy just got bent over the bench next to the dead body of a homeless man.  

Usually you have to pay to get fucked this hard. Who’s going to post his stat line to texags?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

He did not lose in Canada, he just ran out of border.  

[Deej 76800]

Hard to believe a meth addict could perform that poorly. 

[RamjetFDO 10575]

just flipped it on, 41-3? hows Johnny look?

He's ass, my dude.

[Eastwood 4394]

Other QB just drove them down and scored. 48-11. Two pt conv. good. Some goober up in the stands had a Manziel Browns jersey on.

[RabidM 2668]

The aggies were looking forward to this game so much. Some of the wrote how they cried during the pre-game highlights.  They wanted to relive the Manziel magic so badly... HAHA

[TexArcher 37830]

Johnny Fuckin' Car Salesman!!!

[Steel Shank 9426]

From the outside, I just don't understand.

[dcbc 14487]

Respect for Hamilton cracking 50 and covering the spread with that field goal kick.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Its the bipolar! Stupid sips!

[n64ra 1086]

LOL. That is one of the best Manziel games I've ever watched.

[BlueGreySky 1011]

Amazing start to the comebackszn!

[ClubWhatever 12144]

[texifornia 56976]

Pre-live footage of Johnny at the club tonight

[DixonHur 11317]

16 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:

Amazing start to the comebackszn!

Well, if Canada doesn't work out, he still has a shot to start for Art Brile's team in Italy.

[Tailgate 3022]

Remember...

[TexArcher 37830]

13 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

Remember...

Then Johnny is another Shane Lechler.

[Longboard Horn 40326]

That loss was the cherry on top of a perfect Friday. Johnny is washed up. Only question is which was worse; his Browns debut or CFL debut?

[lemonandaturd 4285]

7 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

That loss was the cherry on top of a perfect Friday. Johnny is washed up. Only question is which was worse; his Browns debut or CFL debut?

CFL for sure.  

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

So which NFL team is going to give a shot?

[Longboard Horn 40326]

Next stop, Arena football 

[Fire Jack Chevigny 938]

So which NFL team is going to give a shot?

[SDG 3319]

1 hour ago, Tailgate said:

Remember...

Maybe he can make it as a punter.  

[RedDirtTexan 209]

Dude partied all the time, did drugs, was a bad teammate in CLE, showed no leadership ability, skipped out to Vegas to gamble in a disguise, married a stripper, constantly put candy up his nose, was butt buddies with Looch, and basically just squandered an opportunity to be a PROFESSIONAL football player. He gets what he deserves. He done. 

[HeyMcFly 144]

pics of stripper wife?

[Vic Mackey 47054]

Remember...

Taking a page out of Romos playbook. He said this shit after an interception at the end of the 1st half against the Ravens in the last game at Texas Stadium.

[Dutch 4472]

 

Joe Buettner

@ByJoeBuettner

 

“maybe johnny manziel was never really good at football and just benefited from playing an easy conference?”

https://twitter.com/ByJoeBuettner/status/1025564975992111104?s=20

Edited August 4, 2018 by Dutch

[TonyTexas 10515]

 

Joe Buettner

@ByJoeBuettner   “maybe johnny manziel was never really good at football and just benefited from playing with a really good receiver?”
Fixed

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

3 hours ago, B1G said:

That lasted longer than I thought it would

That's the same thing my wife said last night!

[Cairn Horn88 8265]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

So which NFL team is going to give a shot?

Hold on there partner:  he was 11/20 for 104 yards and 4 picks....pretty sure those NFL teams have other options....like anybody not named JFF.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

1 hour ago, RedDirtTexan said:

Dude partied all the time, did drugs, was a bad teammate in CLE, showed no leadership ability, skipped out to Vegas to gamble in a disguise, married a stripper, constantly put candy up his nose, was butt buddies with Looch, and basically just squandered an opportunity to be a PROFESSIONAL football player. He gets what he deserves. He done. 

To be fair haven't we all done that

[Tex Pete 20357]

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Hold on there partner:  he was 11/20 for 104 yards and 4 picks....pretty sure those NFL teams have other options....like anybody not named JFF.

If you add in the interceptions, he was 15-20. That’s pretty damned good. Maybe hire Jimbo up there and they could win another national championship to put on the wall at Kyle.