Johnny (football?) Manziel

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

10 hours ago, Blotto said:

I see he's staying in competition shape in case that call comes

Today I learned I have the body of a former NFL Quarterback. And I got a couple of decades on him. He wins the slutty companion race though. For now.

 

And @66BUFF proves we're all a lottery win away from happiness. I just hope they get the AI fully integrated before I kick the bucket.

Edited June 21, 2023 by Herpa Derpa

[927 E. 41st 1124]

Party girl or walking Petri dish?

[Royale with cheese 1467]

2 hours ago, 927 E. 41st said:

Party girl or walking Petri dish?

Walking peter dish.

[YGIFS 19450]

On 6/20/2023 at 11:54 PM, Blotto said:

I see he's staying in competition shape in case that call comes

Good lord, he looks like Kid Rock's even slightly more retarded half-brother.  

She looks like she's got a nice ass though.

[Kennythetiger 9388]

22 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

And @66BUFF proves we're all a lottery win away from happiness. I just hope they get the AI fully integrated before I kick the bucket.

Careful what you wish for. They go too far and you’re going to get 20-minute stories and arrive late everywhere you go together. 

[markstanco 12577]

On 6/20/2023 at 11:54 PM, Blotto said:

I see he's staying in competition shape in case that call comes

He is fine, he's going to join the PGA Tour he said. 

EDIT:  He is going to have to improve though.....

https://www.ghin.com/golfer-lookup/golfer/53616c7465645f5fed0f0bc336c751dc0d06d542076202c6/club/22900

Edited June 22, 2023 by markstanco

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

25 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Careful what you wish for. They go too far and you’re going to get 20-minute stories and arrive late everywhere you go together. 

That's the beauty. Your problem would have an easy fix not available in the current biological model.

[BornOrange 1441]

On 7/26/2022 at 3:02 PM, Armybrat said:

Nick has a bigger cannon, apparently.

Aggy "howitzers" shoot blanks.

[nnm 36416]

13 hours ago, markstanco said:

He is fine, he's going to join the PGA Tour he said. 

EDIT:  He is going to have to improve though.....

https://www.ghin.com/golfer-lookup/golfer/53616c7465645f5fed0f0bc336c751dc0d06d542076202c6/club/22900

Gotta have a membership to see the ranking. What is his?  Yours?

[brown water 3777]

[markstanco 12577]

11 hours ago, nnm said:

Gotta have a membership to see the ranking. What is his?  Yours?

As posted he is a 2.8.  I am a 5.0.

[PvilleStang 2911]

How many mulligans can one use per hole in the PGA?  And who actually verifies JM's scores there?

[South Austin 52515]

9 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

And who actually verifies JM's scores there?

Billy Luicci.

[Texzilla58 4739]

Johnny Footwedge.

[Deej 76800]

38 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Billy Luicci.

If anyone knows how many strokes Johnny takes, it's Billy. 

[South Austin 52515]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

If anyone knows how many strokes Johnny takes, it's Billy. 

[Sgt Hulk 13720]

Most of the dudes saying they wouldn’t smash would rather bang manzeil himself 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

If anyone knows how many strokes Johnny takes, it's Billy. 

[TrashMaster G 17558]

1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Most of the dudes saying they wouldn’t smash would rather bang manzeil himself 

Horrible take.  Just awful.

Some of us just aren't turned on by certain types of trashy women.

We prefer OTHER trashy women!

[Sgt Hulk 13720]

11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Horrible take.  Just awful.

Some of us just aren't turned on by certain types of trashy women.

We prefer OTHER trashy women!

Name does not align 

['stache 21817]

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Horrible take.  Just awful.

Some of us just aren't turned on by certain types of trashy women.

We prefer OTHER trashy women!

Not to mention some of us would prefer to not throw a hotdog down a hallway. She’s been plucked more times than the Irish rose.

Edited June 23, 2023 by 'stache

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

And some of us just happen to treasure trash.

[boilerhorn 1384]

I think the fact that she's fucking Manziel contributes to some of the dissent.  She demonstrates poor judgment, yes; but, nobody wants to be eskimo brothers with him.

[brown water 3777]

On 6/23/2023 at 5:44 PM, 'stache said:

Not to mention some of us would prefer to not throw a hotdog down a hallway. She’s been plucked more times than the Irish rose.

 

[PilotsError 2287]

[GoPokes83 2240]

Good lord, he looks like Kid Rock's even slightly more retarded half-brother.  
She looks like she's got a nice ass though.

Pretty sure those are ass implants

[4th&Five 41558]

[YGIFS 19450]

^

asked for, by no one ever.  I mean Liucci wants a movie of him...but not clothed

[MrBig 5404]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

There’s nothing ”untold” after your father publicly says you wont live to see your next birthday unless you get help.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9326]

Yeah, canceling my Netflix subscription a month ago was truly a no-brainer.

[demos 3003]

Hopefully going to do some background on the Manziel family. That’d be fun.

[Helobious 9454]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

^

asked for, by no one ever.  I mean Liucci wants a movie of him...but not clothed

Take off your hater glasses and look at social media. This is getting a ton of hype and will easily be the most watched untold so far. 

[YGIFS 19450]

Not on social media, but you're right---America does love a good trainwreck story.  It'll get 1/2mm Aggie viewers, plus a couple million watching like they do for a crash at NASCAR.  Netflix doesn't make many miscalculations.  He pops up in our world all the time, but to the rest of the country...it's been so long, it's more of a "Huh?  That guy?  A documentary?  Why?  Hadn't heard his name since the NFL Draft a decade ago."  

It'll easily be the most watched Aggie themed movie though---"They Call me Sir", "The Boys of Junction", that horrific piece on Bonfire, that Lyle Lovett narrated movie about the history of College Station, The Corps documentary, the 12th man documentary, and the live action narrative, "We've Never Been Licked."  Every single thing they touch turns to shit.  But this Netflix one about Johnny will at least have some production value and editors/posting professionals that know what the fuck they are doing.  

[Wishbone 4762]

On 6/25/2023 at 6:46 AM, brown water said:

 

[Helobious 9454]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Not on social media, 

This is social media. All I know is this documentary is going to be appointment viewing for me. And manziel isn’t as irrelevant as you think, he’s absolutely still a king to the barstool sports-type crowd which is a gigantic audience.

[Mittens 8284]

Hey, King of the Douchebags is still a King, amirite?

[nnm 36416]

It seems to me that they should hold the release for a year, maybe two max. They need the end of the story, and it can’t be far off. 

[YGIFS 19450]

It would certainly get more eyeballs that way.  

Mark my words, in 5 years time he's either dead, in jail, or having just won elected public office somewhere in Texas.  

[tx ind 7013]

3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It would certainly get more eyeballs that way.  

Mark my words, in 5 years time he's either dead, in jail, or having just won elected public office somewhere in Texas.  

Governor Fitlump and Lt. Governor Manziel has a certain ring to it.

[Texzilla58 4739]

Jerry still thinks Johnny Fuckup coulda been a fantastic Cowboys QB. Wonder if he’s in it?

[Jkwellborn 6704]

Governor Fitlump and Lt. Governor Manziel has a certain ring to it.

Like Big and Little Ennis.

[YGIFS 19450]

The Lump & the Chump ?

The Lump & the Slump? (I guess she's the slump buster though)  

Where does he legally live right now?  Asking for a campaign manager friend. 

 

[markstanco 12577]

Y’all are lying to yourselves if you say you won’t watch that.

[Homesickhorn 2202]

I’ll still always be the first SEC athlete to graduate from Tivy. So fuck him, and fuck aggy.

[hookemATL 11739]

Why would they not wait to do the doc until his death from a fentanyl overdose?  Feels like they rushed it. 

[TexArcher 37810]

2 hours ago, markstanco said:

Y’all are lying to yourselves if you say you won’t watch that.

I 100% won't watch that.

[PvilleStang 2911]

18 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

So Netflix is doing the 30 for 30 thing now?

[Helobious 9454]

1 minute ago, PvilleStang said:

So Netflix is doing the 30 for 30 thing now?

They’ve been doing it. Untold has a few really great docs out already. One about Manti Teo, another about Malice at the Palace, and actually maybe the best one about a minor league hockey team I’d never heard of that was run by a mobsters teenage son in the early 2000s.

[Kennythetiger 9388]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Y’all are lying to yourselves if you say you won’t watch that.

This thread about how much we don’t care about Johnny is 29 pages long. Of course we’ll watch it. 

[South Austin 52515]

I’ve never seen a documentary about a spoiled athlete who flashed in college, only to be exposed in the pros and flame out after a couple years because he was a headcase lacking maturity and work ethic, so I’m looking forward to this.