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10 hours ago, Blotto said:

I see he's staying in competition shape in case that call comes

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Today I learned I have the body of a former NFL Quarterback. And I got a couple of decades on him. He wins the slutty companion race though. For now.

 

And @66BUFF proves we're all a lottery win away from happiness. I just hope they get the AI fully integrated before I kick the bucket.

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On 6/20/2023 at 11:54 PM, Blotto said:

I see he's staying in competition shape in case that call comes

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Good lord, he looks like Kid Rock's even slightly more retarded half-brother.  

She looks like she's got a nice ass though.

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22 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

And @66BUFF proves we're all a lottery win away from happiness. I just hope they get the AI fully integrated before I kick the bucket.

Careful what you wish for. They go too far and you’re going to get 20-minute stories and arrive late everywhere you go together. 

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25 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Careful what you wish for. They go too far and you’re going to get 20-minute stories and arrive late everywhere you go together. 

That's the beauty. Your problem would have an easy fix not available in the current biological model.

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1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Most of the dudes saying they wouldn’t smash would rather bang manzeil himself 

Horrible take.  Just awful.

Some of us just aren't turned on by certain types of trashy women.

We prefer OTHER trashy women!

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11 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Horrible take.  Just awful.

Some of us just aren't turned on by certain types of trashy women.

We prefer OTHER trashy women!

Name does not align 

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5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Horrible take.  Just awful.

Some of us just aren't turned on by certain types of trashy women.

We prefer OTHER trashy women!

Not to mention some of us would prefer to not throw a hotdog down a hallway. She’s been plucked more times than the Irish rose.

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

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There’s nothing ”untold” after your father publicly says you wont live to see your next birthday unless you get help.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

^

asked for, by no one ever.  I mean Liucci wants a movie of him...but not clothed

Take off your hater glasses and look at social media. This is getting a ton of hype and will easily be the most watched untold so far. 

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Not on social media, but you're right---America does love a good trainwreck story.  It'll get 1/2mm Aggie viewers, plus a couple million watching like they do for a crash at NASCAR.  Netflix doesn't make many miscalculations.  He pops up in our world all the time, but to the rest of the country...it's been so long, it's more of a "Huh?  That guy?  A documentary?  Why?  Hadn't heard his name since the NFL Draft a decade ago."  

It'll easily be the most watched Aggie themed movie though---"They Call me Sir", "The Boys of Junction", that horrific piece on Bonfire, that Lyle Lovett narrated movie about the history of College Station, The Corps documentary, the 12th man documentary, and the live action narrative, "We've Never Been Licked."  Every single thing they touch turns to shit.  But this Netflix one about Johnny will at least have some production value and editors/posting professionals that know what the fuck they are doing.  

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Not on social media, 

This is social media. All I know is this documentary is going to be appointment viewing for me. And manziel isn’t as irrelevant as you think, he’s absolutely still a king to the barstool sports-type crowd which is a gigantic audience.

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It seems to me that they should hold the release for a year, maybe two max. They need the end of the story, and it can’t be far off. 

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It would certainly get more eyeballs that way.  

Mark my words, in 5 years time he's either dead, in jail, or having just won elected public office somewhere in Texas.  

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3 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It would certainly get more eyeballs that way.  

Mark my words, in 5 years time he's either dead, in jail, or having just won elected public office somewhere in Texas.  

Governor Fitlump and Lt. Governor Manziel has a certain ring to it.

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The Lump & the Chump ?

The Lump & the Slump? (I guess she's the slump buster though)  

Where does he legally live right now?  Asking for a campaign manager friend. 

 

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1 minute ago, PvilleStang said:

So Netflix is doing the 30 for 30 thing now?

They’ve been doing it. Untold has a few really great docs out already. One about Manti Teo, another about Malice at the Palace, and actually maybe the best one about a minor league hockey team I’d never heard of that was run by a mobsters teenage son in the early 2000s.

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10 hours ago, markstanco said:

Y’all are lying to yourselves if you say you won’t watch that.

This thread about how much we don’t care about Johnny is 29 pages long. Of course we’ll watch it. 

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I’ve never seen a documentary about a spoiled athlete who flashed in college, only to be exposed in the pros and flame out after a couple years because he was a headcase lacking maturity and work ethic, so I’m looking forward to this.

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