Johnny (football?) Manziel

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Says don’t worry about Zay Jones 

 

TMZ:

Johnny Manziel says he's 100% sure Zay Jones will totally bounce back from the bizarre, naked meltdown he had in L.A. earlier this week ... telling TMZ Sports he's sure because he knows the guy.

Jones and his brother, Caleb, were involved in a scary incident in L.A. Monday night, when video showed Zay trying to fight Caleb naked, then kicking out a 30th floor window, all while saying he wanted to meet Jesus.

We got Manziel leaving Delilah in L.A. with his wife, Bre Tiesi, and asked him if he thought Zay -- who plays for the Buffalo Bills -- would be okay.

"He'll be fine, brother. I know Zay, I know Caleb personally, he'll get it sorted out, he'll be fine."

Jones is doing okay now, according to his father, but investigations by both the Bills and the NFL are ongoing, and a lot of people are still wondering just what the hell was going on in that video.

[woohorn 1131]

They're good kids.

[Caver60 395]

I wish this guy would go shut the fuck up and sell cars

 

[Leeroy Jenkins 2404]

I could have gone without this thread. 

[Laxtonto 12080]

This dude is still alive?

 

I figured he would have ODed or been caught sucking dicks under a bridge in College Station for spare change at this point.

[Biscuits And Groovy 21]

Is this thread talking about Manziel or the Jones family? Both are a piece of work. 

[Hornius Emeritus 12462]

Johnny praised Colin Kaepernick and the kneeling thing yesterday. I'm not kidding.

Texags must be imploding.

[T-dog 202]

7 hours ago, Biscuits And Groovy said:

Is this thread talking about Manziel or the Jones family? Both are a piece of work. 

All kinds of troubled kids it seems like

[SqueezeDeez 0]

Manziel is definitely the guy one should want to vouch for their character  

[El Moco 45]

Fuck Manziel and the Jones brothers.

[pyrohornIII 4814]

Took me a while to figure out who Delilah was and why he had to leave her in LA

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

 

[zork 629]

Early history of previous thread:

vs

https://twitter.com/_KatherineWebb

 

 

Edited March 26, 2018 by zork

[buffalobill989 167]

SHIT JOHNNY SUPPORTING ZAY? HES FUCKED

[mr. sunshine 2827]

9 hours ago, SqueezeDeez said:

Manziel is definitely the guy one should want to vouch for their character  

Hey if you need advice from someone with both mental and substance abuse issues, he checks both columns

[PvilleStang 2906]

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Why hasn't this bitch been run out of town yet?

[zork 629]

moar:

 

[zork 629]

 

 

[ABSR 5312]

Well if Johnny vouches for him, he must be okay.

[zork 629]

[zork 629]

This was a good early prediction:

07-14-2013 12:26 PM

Michael Knight 

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Manziels 30 for 30 is gonna be pretty good

[zork 629]

My first posts represented the remaining chick pics, mainly, from the first 50 pages of the old thread.  Then the next 125 pages are summed up with these images:

 

And finally .5 game suspension vs Rice:

Edited March 26, 2018 by zork

[Lobwedgephil 1139]

Billy giving Johnny a quick handy before Johnny tries to ruin Christian Kirks pro day. 

 

Edited March 27, 2018 by Lobwedgephil

[Handcruser 2805]

4 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Billy giving Johnny a quick handy before Johnny tries to ruin Christian Kirks pro day. 

 

Lol. 

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

 

[CowboyFred 1151]

1 hour ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

"so you want me to fuck your wife?" - Johnny Football

[Neonmoon 38129]

Weird. Jimbo looks like he's been hitting the juice a little harder than Johnny 8-Ball

[CowboyFred 1151]

6 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Weird. Jimbo looks like he's been hitting the juice a little harder than Johnny 8-Ball

I mean what else is there to do in college station besides "football" and sheep?

[RomaVicta 29907]

5 hours ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Billy giving Johnny a quick handy before Johnny tries to ruin Christian Kirks pro day. 

 

I think Manziel is indeed sober. He seems to be thinking, How fucked up was I to be hanging around this choad?

All while Billy is saying, Hey man, I know it must have been an oversight, but you never texted me your new phone number. Crazy, huh? When we gonna hand and chill like the old days, my man?

[RomaVicta 29907]

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

Weird. Jimbo looks like he's been hitting the juice a little harder than Johnny 8-Ball

Receives email from Sumlin. Now do you get it?

[Bullneck 19090]

35 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I think Manziel is indeed sober. He seems to be thinking, How fucked up was I to be hanging around this choad?

All while Billy is saying, Hey man, I know it must have been an oversight, but you never texted me your new phone number. Crazy, huh? When we gonna hand and chill like the old days, my man?

Hand or hang.  Maybe there's no difference.  

[Born Burnt 6178]

On 3/25/2018 at 10:54 PM, Leeroy Jenkins said:

I could have gone without this thread. 

Ditto. But at least the thread title is better...sort of.

[Leeroy Jenkins 2404]

RGIII got a contract before Johnny.  LULZ

[6th Street 6403]

Manziel is playing in the NFL Spring League along with a bunch of other NFL washouts

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1610]

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Manziel is playing in the NFL Spring League along with a bunch of other NFL washouts

Along with Mike Davis, Dylan Haines, and Quincy Vasser.

[Ray Cranham 32]

42 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

RGIII got a contract before Johnny.  LULZ

 

[GHOST HORN 6]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/04/04/manziel-blames-browns-for-not-realizing-that-he-may-be-lazy/

 

 

he is lazy

 

Edited April 4, 2018 by GHOST HORN

[Parliament 14260]

Isn't one of the Twelve Steps supposed to be "accept blame?"

[South Austin 52504]

Just now, Parliament said:

Isn't one of the Twelve Steps supposed to be "accept blame?"

But only if it's really your fault.

[BurntOrangeCrush 1011]

25 minutes ago, GHOST HORN said:

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/04/04/manziel-blames-browns-for-not-realizing-that-he-may-be-lazy/

 

 

he is lazy

 

From the article: 

"I wasn't a guy that knew the X's and O's of football"

Shocking....

 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 3/27/2018 at 11:36 AM, bigup2dahorns said:

 

"Meeting of the minds"?  Is halliburton being sarcastic here? Would be funny if so.  

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

2 hours ago, BurntOrangeCrush said:

From the article: 

"I wasn't a guy that knew the X's and O's of football"

Shocking....

 

He pretty much blamed his NFL failure on the Browns not vetting him well enough.  I'm sure his agent loved that.

[shadetree 66]

3 hours ago, GHOST HORN said:

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/04/04/manziel-blames-browns-for-not-realizing-that-he-may-be-lazy/

 

 

he is lazy

 

I thought this was an Onion article at first.  

[Hornius Emeritus 12462]

In the Browns' defense, his name was Johnny Football. How could a guy with a name like that not know anything about football?

[williemackgarza 1826]

Johnny bipolar makin power moves


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[maninblack 7974]

Can't wait for Bakers thread 5 years from now to be a carbon copy

[52-80 19158]

On 3/26/2018 at 10:35 PM, zork said:

 

https://twitter.com/_KatherineWebb

 

 

 

she and her little brother dont look alike that much

[RomaVicta 29907]

17 hours ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

He pretty much blamed his NFL failure on the Browns not vetting him well enough.  I'm sure his agent loved that.

He would have been perfect at one of those NFL teams that don't care if their players are too lazy to watch film and learn the plays. The Indiana Improvisers, Idaho Indigo Indolence, or the Wilmington Wing-its would have been perfect fits. 

[Parliament 14260]

Or summer league footbalk

[Hornius Emeritus 12462]

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

He would have been perfect at one of those NFL teams that don't care if their players are too lazy to watch film and learn the plays. The Indiana Improvisers, Idaho Indigo Indolence, or the Wilmington Wing-its would have been perfect fits. 

"Now, listen to this, now. Uh, Arnie, go down, uh, ten steps and cut left behind the black Chevy. Filbert, you run down to my house and wait in the living room. Cosby, you go down to 3rd Street, catch the "J" bus. Have him open the doors at 19th Street. I'll fake it to you...."