Johnny (football?) Manziel

[NoName 16,352]

26 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Don’t forget our own Kenneth Sims. He (like Emtman and Mandarich) played a decent number of years, but they were all 1st or 2nd overall draft picks who did nothing of significance. 

does Sims count though? didn't he have a bunch of knee / leg injuries?

[83Horn 1,641]

9 hours ago, nnm said:

For QB draft busts, surely Russell, Leaf, and Akili Smith have to lead the list. Johnny Blow is on the list, but not the biggest bust. 
 

For non-QB, Tony Mandarich has to top the list, but Boz, Lawrence Phillips, and Steve Entman are keeping him company. 
 

I am surprised (and disappointed) every time the thread gets bumped that it’s not a Deadpool notification. 

Don't forget Todd Marinovich...Robo QB indeed.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

1 hour ago, NoName said:

does Sims count though? didn't he have a bunch of knee / leg injuries?

He had an Achilles injury late in his career, but he was nothing special when healthy.

Oh, and there was coke. 

[RomaVicta 29,908]

20 hours ago, TexArcher said:

So, the veteran starting QB got upset that the coked-out rookie moron kept asking the same question over and over?

Ya don't say.

You're a real hero for coming forward with your story, Johnny 8-Ball.

Agree. Manziel says to ask the other QBs if he's telling the truth. They will indeed verify the truth.

"That lazy, stoned meathead never showed up prepared and kept asking the same questions over and over. Hoyer was too patient with that loser."

I think he ditched some practices, too.

[Dennis Taylor 18,828]

30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Agree. Manziel says to ask the other QBs if he's telling the truth. They will indeed verify the truth.

"That lazy, stoned meathead never showed up prepared and kept asking the same questions over and over. Hoyer was too patient with that loser."

I think he ditched some practices, too.

It just boggles the mind that he thinks that story makes Hoyer look bad and himself look good

And to paraphrase AI...practice?  

 

Edited February 29 by Dennis Taylor

[4th&Five 41,555]

His morals and values?

[horngrad03 1,148]

9 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

His morals and values?

[South Austin 52,510]

I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman trophy ceremony until they give Reggie Bush’s trophy to Vince Young.

[texastroubadour 1,210]

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

His morals and values?

No cash on hand to travel to nyc

[SHOOTER12 8,810]

5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

His morals and values?

Maybe he meant morons and vaginas?

[YGIFS 19,450]

Pathetic as he is, It’s going to be awkward watching some of you cup his balls and slurp his Gravy when he goes into public service which is about the only career trajectory he has left.  

[gofuckyourself 8,242]

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

I will be humbly removing myself from the Heisman trophy ceremony until they give Reggie Bush’s trophy to Vince Young.

They offered it to him.

Young declined and said "suck my national championship trophy, Heisman voters...especially you Bowels."

[Jkwellborn 6,702]

They offered it to him.
Young declined and said "suck my national championship trophy, Heisman voters...especially you Bowels."

Well, he should have gotten it in NYC originally anyway. Then we wouldn’t be talking about Reggie bush and his dumb ass.

[General Colt 121]

2 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Well, he should have gotten it in NYC originally anyway. Then we wouldn’t be talking about Reggie bush and his dumb ass.

Vince definitely should have won the Heisman Trophy. Same with Colt and Cedric Benson. What's up with HT voters?

[Frank Drebin 5,638]

5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Pathetic as he is, It’s going to be awkward watching some of you cup his balls and slurp his Gravy when he goes into public service which is about the only career trajectory he has left.  

Does every fucking post of yours have to obliquely reference politics and talk shit about Texans?   It’s like you’re autistic or something.  

[High Plains Drifter 11,049]

11 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

His morals and values?

 

humbly?

 

[demos 3,003]

Haven’t watched a heisman ceremony in 18 years. Who gives a fuck.

[MontereyMX 869]

9 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Does every fucking post of yours have to obliquely reference politics and talk shit about Texans?   It’s like you’re autistic or something.  

glad you ask, because yes it does!

[Deej 76,796]

How much longer before Johnny gets a heavy dose of fentanyl-laced coke?

[YGIFS 19,450]

What city does he actually reside in most of the time?

Edited March 3 by YGIFS

[mininghorn88 2,292]

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

What city does he actually reside in most of the time?

Where the streets have no name.

[YGIFS 19,450]

14 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Does every fucking post of yours have to obliquely reference politics and talk shit about Texans?   It’s like you’re autistic or something.  

It's every post you hyperbolic woman?  You sure about the maths?  You're smart enough to be accurate.  

I don't make the news, I just report it.  This is a thread about Johnny Manziel's life after football at this point.  He has no discernible mental skill-set.  He is obviously not gonna play football again.  Other than some celebrity appearances, he has no choices for income other than maybe working some Aggie-owned used car lot.  He has reached out to some folks in Austin to start a PAC.  You and I both know what he's gonna spend the money on (nothing wrong with hookers and blow).  We can't have a Manziel thread and not talk about what he's gonna fuck up next, it's too much fun to avoid it.  He is going to start raising money, no CR, just how life works for people like him.  His star is fading so this is his chance, he sees that autograph charges and open bar tabs aren't gonna sustain him to 65yo.  I don't make the rules, Johnny is starting a PAC in the near future.  What he does with it remains to be seen, but if the Aggie universe has taught us one thing...it's going to fail spectacularly.  

[fattyflattie 4,639]

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

It's every post you hyperbolic woman?  You sure about the maths?  You're smart enough to be accurate.  

I don't make the news, I just report it.  This is a thread about Johnny Manziel's life after football at this point.  He has no discernible mental skill-set.  He is obviously not gonna play football again.  Other than some celebrity appearances, he has no choices for income other than maybe working some Aggie-owned used car lot.  He has reached out to some folks in Austin to start a PAC.  You and I both know what he's gonna spend the money on (nothing wrong with hookers and blow).  We can't have a Manziel thread and not talk about what he's gonna fuck up next, it's too much fun to avoid it.  He is going to start raising money, no CR, just how life works for people like him.  His star is fading so this is his chance, he sees that autograph charges and open bar tabs aren't gonna sustain him to 65yo.  I don't make the rules, Johnny is starting a PAC in the near future.  What he does with it remains to be seen, but if the Aggie universe has taught us one thing...it's going to fail spectacularly.  

I’m pretty sure his politics don’t align the way you’re assuming they do. 

[6th Street 6,408]

14 hours ago, demos said:

Haven’t watched a heisman ceremony in 18 years. Who gives a fuck.

Heisman is largely irrelevant. I mean guys like Jason White won it

[Helobious 9,454]

25 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

I’m pretty sure his politics don’t align the way you’re assuming they do. 

Definitely not the thread for specifics but you might be a fan of pretty much all the politicians and political pages he follows on Instagram. He also had some political tweets back in the day that show some of his views, or at least what they were at the time. Regardless, he doesn’t strike me as a particularly political person. I wonder if he’s ever even voted. The idea that he’s starting a PAC soon or whatever is laughably stupid.

[South Austin 52,510]

5 hours ago, YGIFS said:

What city does he actually reside in most of the time?

 

1 hour ago, mininghorn88 said:

Where the streets have no name.

They’re also called gutters.

[YGIFS 19,450]

2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

I’m pretty sure his politics don’t align the way you’re assuming they do. 

Hey man, hookers and blow is a helluva campaign platform.  Don't judge.  I have no idea where he lands on the spectrum except 'stupid.'  I don't want to creep on the guy which I was legit asked where he physically resides.  But he has very much asked some political people I take real serious about forming a PAC.  will it use be for coke or campaigning?  Perfect time for the whyNotboth.gif 

Their thinking is state rep, since he may have to move.  Which of course, means a new dealer.  And he'd have to get a new tag for his backpack the new address.  I mean there's a lot to deal with here folks.  

Edited March 3 by YGIFS

[aggie08 21,504]

Dude, give it a rest man. They're are plenty of other places on this board to not-so-subtly point out how laughable it is that a large swath of Texas aligns politically with texags. Everyone gets it already.

[YGIFS 19,450]

You have to admit though watching his campaign will be fucking hilarious.  And the election night watch party for him would be off the hook.  But in the end, I think he's just doing it for the money.   I genuinely don't know what the dude does for cash anymore besides make appearances.  It's a thread about the derailment of his life, this is the next set of train-tracks.  So get used to it.  I am for sure donating to his campaign/PAC because I want to get an invite to the after-after-after party, held at an abandoned cab stand in a shady part of Scottsdale.

Edited March 3 by YGIFS

[Dennis Taylor 18,828]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

You have to admit though watching his campaign will be fucking hilarious.  And the election night watch party for him would be off the hook.  But in the end, I think he's just doing it for the money.   I genuinely don't know what the dude does for cash anymore besides make appearances.  It's a thread about the derailment of his life, this is the next set of train-tracks.  So get used to it.  I am for sure donating to his campaign/PAC because I want to get an invite to the after-after-after party, held at an abandoned cab stand in a shady part of Scottsdale.

[YGIFS 19,450]

So we've spent 37 pages joking about a dude's past who himself is living in the past?  But we can't talk about his next career move?  Got it.  

[Deej 76,796]

His next career move...

 

[66BUFF 2,563]

More like Joe in the drivers seat

 

[YGIFS 19,450]

Look man, I gotta get the tapes of my beautiful art so I can take em to the record company and then you can get your money man!  I don’t understand all this industry lingo!  Wait; you got some blow on you?

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

 

[TrashMaster G 17,557]

Once again this thread is bumped and he's not dead. 

Huh.

[aggie08 21,504]

20 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

You think he knows that LeBron no longer plays there?

[rage-a-holic 4,401]

ah yes, the pride of Cleveland

[WelfareBuysMyWeed 5,388]

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

You think he knows that LeBron no longer plays there?

IIRC Johnny Hatecrime wasn't a fan of black people in general, so I very much doubt he follows LeBron at all.

[Wishbone 4,762]

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Always reminded me of…

 

[aggie08 21,504]

6 hours ago, WelfareBuysMyWeed said:

IIRC Johnny Hatecrime wasn't a fan of black people in general, so I very much doubt he follows LeBron at all.

Cute, but Johnny is absolutely the kind of person that still shows people that he had LeBron's phone number in his phone for one fleeting moment, 26 LeBron phone changes ago.

[YGIFS 19,450]

4 hours ago, Wishbone said:

Always reminded me of…

 

Manziel and Jimmy reminds me of that family guy bit years ago.  Peter says something like “it’s like doing cocaine with Karl Malden” and cuts to Karl’s giant nose snorting a line and asking Peter if he wants some and Peter says “well it’s not like there’s any left now.”  

[Jkwellborn 6,702]

Manziel and Jimmy reminds me of that family guy bit years ago.  Peter says something like “it’s like doing cocaine with Karl Malden” and cuts to Karl’s giant nose snorting a line and asking Peter if he wants some and Peter says “well it’s not like there’s any left now.”  

I don’t think he snorted it, just had it on his nose.

[Kennythetiger 9,385]

2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

I don’t think he snorted it, just had it on his nose.

I didn’t use the cocaine to get high, I just like the way it smells. 

[rage-a-holic 4,401]

8ball is now dating Josie Canseco. She must really, really, really like cocaine.

Johnny Manziel, Josie Canseco appear to make relationship official on social media | Fox News

 

[nnm 36,413]

27 minutes ago, rage-a-holic said:

8ball is now dating Josie Canseco. She must really, really, really like cocaine.

Johnny Manziel, Josie Canseco appear to make relationship official on social media | Fox News

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

How is Johnny affording his lifestyle now that he’s several years out of football and his family wasn’t really rich after all? I find it hard to believe he was financially prudent with his rookie contract money. 

[TrashMaster G 17,557]

32 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

How is Johnny affording his lifestyle now that he’s several years out of football and his family wasn’t really rich after all? I find it hard to believe he was financially prudent with his rookie contract money. 

You're forgetting about all that money he didn't make from signing autographs.

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

You're forgetting about all that money he didn't make from signing autographs.

I figured he blew through that in about 2 months. 

[Texzilla588 769]

They offered it to him.
Young declined and said "suck my national championship trophy, Heisman voters...especially you Bowels."

If only Young had gone to a decent team, or basically any coach besides Jeff fisher. He was perfect for the current game. Fucking Fisher fucked up both Steve McNair and VY. Douchenozzle.