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Johnny (football?) Manziel


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56 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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No, my British friend, he's a tenured NFL flop. One day he may change in status to Flop Emeritus, but that will be it for his career as a flop.

Do we suppose that, under the water, this charming couple may be intimately connected? Is that the scandal?

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"Yeah, my Dad was shaking down my team for 3 million bucks. They're rich, and I'm awesome and all, but they didn't come across."

Unabashed cheater -- check

Overestimates own importance -- check

Overestimates his school -- check

Throws Dad under bus for reputation and potential criminal liability -- check

Give him a sheep and a brass instrument without a mouthpiece, and he's certified red-ass.

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