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56 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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No, my British friend, he's a tenured NFL flop. One day he may change in status to Flop Emeritus, but that will be it for his career as a flop.

Do we suppose that, under the water, this charming couple may be intimately connected? Is that the scandal?

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2 hours ago, n64ra said:

I'm gonna guess she can do better than Manziel.

keep in mind she is not just the daughter of Jose, but of Esther Canseco also......the has the crazy X chromosomes X2.....or probably more like X^2

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"Yeah, my Dad was shaking down my team for 3 million bucks. They're rich, and I'm awesome and all, but they didn't come across."

Unabashed cheater -- check

Overestimates own importance -- check

Overestimates his school -- check

Throws Dad under bus for reputation and potential criminal liability -- check

Give him a sheep and a brass instrument without a mouthpiece, and he's certified red-ass.

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1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

Even with the toothless NCAA, there exists no world where Johnny Manziel could have stayed eligible for another two months, let alone two years.

no way that mother fucker was ever eligible. no way

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3 hours ago, Enemy07 said:

Manziel had two Texas legends on his show already. Vince and Ricky. Was Manziel one of the QBs Mack wanted as a Safety?

 

Yes and if you watched CFL Johnny Fuckface you'd see that it was some brilliant long-term evaluation.  He made some great tackles after his INTs. 

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Wrong part of Hot/Crazy Matrix. Would, but not at my place, not at hers. Prolly hotel but room in her name. Would want buddy wating for OK phone call. Be a good idea to pre-load a course of 'cillin. On second third thought...

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Why do they still live in Kerrville?
too broke to leave?
Wrong part of Hot/Crazy Matrix. Would, but not at my place, not at hers. Prolly hotel but room in her name. Would want buddy wating for OK phone call. Be a good idea to pre-load a course of 'cillin. On second third thought...

You know she does anal.
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