Johnny (football?) Manziel

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

 

[Irwin F Fletcher 3550]

Must be cold there, Johnny's wearing long sleeves.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and nipple

Edited April 6, 2018 by Irwin F Fletcher

[lemonandaturd 4285]

She hitched her wagon to a star!!!!

[PvilleStang 2844]

Didn't take long for her to ditch the ring.  When Johnny's away, momma will play.

[kopp0e 1135]

11 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Looks like he took the photo at a high school stadium... But his chick has stellar nipples..!

[South Austin 52105]

10 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Looks like he took the photo at a high school stadium... But his chick has stellar nipples..!

I think it's at Kelly Reeves Stadium, which is hosting the Spring League. 

[Rick Blaine 30]

14 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Looks like he took the photo at a high school stadium... But his chick has stellar nipples..!

Permanently erected. Lots of strippers do that. Doesn't cost too much.

[pearlandhorn 3269]

I’m sure we will all see them eventually.

[RamjetFDO 10554]

Johnny Manziel throws touchdown, takes three sacks in The Spring League debut.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/23069095/johnny-manziel-returns-gridiron-spring-league

Manziel completed his first seven passes and finished with nine completions in 15 attempts for 82 yards for the South squad.

The league has one more set of games scheduled for Thursday, after which Manziel hopes to receive interest from NFL teams. If not, he has said he likely will make a two-year commitment to play in the Canadian Football League.

Off to Hamilton it is, then...

[SHOOTER12 8787]

On 4/6/2018 at 7:52 AM, Rick Blaine said:

Permanently erected. Lots of strippers do that. Doesn't cost too much.

All you need is a 9-volt battery in a little bit of spit

[A’Dam Psycho 1469]

He’s not quite the douche Baker is. Close.... but not quite 

[maninblack 7974]

He's every bit the douche Baker is

[WhatTheBuck 28703]

On April 6, 2018 at 9:28 AM, pearlandhorn said:

I’m sure we will all see them eventually.

You haven't seen them?

[6th Street 6354]

That video looks like a low level rec league game around Thanksgiving time.

And Manziel looks nothing like an NFL QB - probably 5'10-5'11, 190 lbs at best.  

[HoustonFrog 368]

Time to go away

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[F250 28674]

53 minutes ago, HoustonFrog said:

Time to go away

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[d2o 1602]

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

That video looks like a low level rec league game around Thanksgiving time.

And Manziel looks nothing like an NFL QB - probably 5'10-5'11, 190 lbs at best.  

the fact that we have video of this "league" is pathetic.   He threw 3 picks and fumbled once and we gotta hear about GMs talking about his potential??   When we have real football players about to get drafted.    Good grief.   Fuck that guy but double fuck the media for covering this shit.

 

Edited April 9, 2018 by d2o

[Parliament 14121]

Yeah the #$@* sucking he gets from the Media/scouts/etc is weird.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

I was trying to think of another washout whose “comebacks” get that kind of coverage. Tebow’s irritating but he actually won some shit before 

[Landomatic 3813]

6 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

I was trying to think of another washout whose “comebacks” get that kind of coverage. Tebow’s irritating but he actually won some shit before 

Johhny beat Bama that one time.  More than anything Tebow ever won.  Stupid sip.

/aggy

[South Austin 52105]

39 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Johhny beat Bama that one time.  More than anything Tebow ever won.  Stupid sip.

/aggy

Tebow beat Bama that one time. 

[Leanderman 2266]

I am sure he will be signed right after draft day.........................................In Denmark maybe.

[Hook1997 5270]

Vince just posted a picture of them playing golf together on instagram..  He did call Vince the greatest college QB of all time in the comments.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

13 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

I was trying to think of another washout whose “comebacks” get that kind of coverage. Tebow’s irritating but he actually won some shit before 

Tebow is irritating, but even his biggest critics have to admit that personally, he's a standup guy. Manziel defines douchiness and everything that is wrong with America. If you like Manziel, you suck and should be ashamed.

[Vertigo 20265]

13 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Tebow is irritating, but even his biggest critics have to admit that personally, he's a standup guy. Manziel defines douchiness and everything that is wrong with America. If you like Manziel, you suck and should be ashamed.

[kopp0e 1135]

Johnny checking for eligibility...

On 4/13/2018 at 12:35 PM, Landomatic said:

Johhny beat Bama that one time.  More than anything Tebow ever won.  Stupid sip.

/aggy

And another chance to beat the Tide...

[lemonandaturd 4285]

Dude looks 45 years old.  

[kopp0e 1135]

1 hour ago, lemonandaturd said:

Dude looks 45 years old.  

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

[Stunns38 3357]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug...

You forgot the SEC logo on the jacket.


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[F250 28674]

On 4/14/2018 at 6:10 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Dude looks 45 years old.  

Yeah, he looks like he played during the Jackie Sherrill years instead of a few years ago. Dude looks fucking aged.

 

[RamjetFDO 10554]

[The University 851]

poor bert

[Landomatic 3813]

4 hours ago, Rex Kramer said:

Leaving Vegas. Late last night was spent at blackjack table in high limit room. With Manziel. Boozing, ripping heaters, betting poorly, and generally acting like a jackass. 

Cross quote.

[Longboard Horn 40102]

This was on the old thread on shaggy and I feel that it needs to be over here on surly.

 Since aggy does a 12 under 12, here's my nominee:

Johnny "Fucking Shot His Wad" Manziel. He managed to dodge multiple criminal offenses in Kerrville, Texas due to his ability to run and throw a football much better than Uncle Rico. He then matriculated down the field to "the Station" where multiple parking tickets made him despise every minute of his time there except for the signing autographs for money part, the money phone part, the getting shitfaced with Spav and Sumlin part, and the cornholing Billy Liucci part. He enjoyed one half season of glory in Cleveland for the Browns until he decided to don a wig and go to Vegas. He is now back in the Station president of a lucrative apparel business.

[LW Goatman 1117]

http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/08/johnny-manziel-hospitalized-texas-prescription-medicine/

[SHOOTER12 8787]

5 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/08/johnny-manziel-hospitalized-texas-prescription-medicine/

They spelled NAMBLA wrong in the article.

[Sejjr 3246]

Just guessing here, but it’s probably a bad idea to mix Molly, Coke, and Antipsychotics.  

Edited May 8, 2018 by Sejjr

[cabowabo 4452]

I hate those pesky prescription medication reactions.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Steel Shank 9409]

This is just another example of how kickass aggy is!!

[DaggerHorns 3058]

What a leader on and off the meds....I mean field!!!!

[Bluemoon3287 56]

Johnny Manziel makes me ashamed to be a white man.....

[DigDug 1649]

Quote

I had a reaction to an increased dosage in Lithium 

Yeah when it says Take 1, and your bird brain says Hey let's take 4, shit happens

[SameSame 1692]

Meth, I'm going with meth.

[mr. sunshine 2824]

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Unfortunately I had a reaction to an increased dosage in Lithium which I take for my Bipolar disorder.

I don't think burning yourself with the spoon or lighter or sticking a dirty needle in your arm count as reactions to Lithium but hell I ain't no doctor

[C-Man 27029]

4 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

I don't think burning yourself with the spoon or lighter or sticking a dirty needle in your arm count as reactions to Lithium but hell I ain't no doctor

I don't think you're supposed to drink alcohol while taking lithium and based on Rex Kramer's quoted post about him boozing heavily in Vegas, makes you go hmm.

[BlueGreySky 998]

yeah.  it's pretty clear that they're leaving out what it is that reacted with his meds.  i don't buy it was a change in dosage.  

[Dnaguy 11763]

1 hour ago, DigDug said:

Yeah when it says Take 1, and your bird brain says Hey let's take 4, shit happens

[Leeroy Jenkins 2380]

Such a shocking event.  

[Beau Vine 53978]

2 hours ago, DigDug said:

I had a reaction to an increased dosage in Lithium  

[UDontKnow 10439]

Lithium toxicity can develop rather quickly if the patient doesn't stay hydrated. If he was boozing recently (a source of dehydration) and his dosage was recently increased, not surprising he landed in the hospital. But like most patients, they like to blame the medication for everything.