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20 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Put down the pipe Johnny and punch a clock, those Hondas in Tomball ain't gonna sell themselves.  

hell, that's actually a good idea.  he could carve out a decent living selling cars in CS.

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3 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Publicly begging for a job followed by the sound of crickets is “stirring up controversy?”

And this is how it ends for the greatest aggy ever. So appropriate. 

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On 2/24/2020 at 9:45 AM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That's like me saying I have zero desire to bang Mila Kunis

To be completely fair, you have a better shot at Kunis than he does at football.

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Because you can never get too much Johnny...

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/johnny-manziel-narrowly-avoids-disaster-as-cliffdiving-stunt-goes-wrong-154153924.html

Johnny Manziel narrowly avoids disaster as cliff-diving stunt goes wrong

Chris Cwik
Yahoo Sports‎May‎ ‎12‎, ‎2020‎ ‎10‎:‎41‎ ‎AM‎ ‎CDT

Former Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel is fortunate he wasn’t injured after a cliff-diving stunt nearly ended in disaster.

Manziel, 27, posted video of the incident on his Instagram page. In the video, Manziel can be seen trying to jump off a cliff into some water. As he turns his back to the water, Manziel’s foot slips and he awkwardly falls off the cliff.

Luckily, Manziel was able to push himself away from the rocks. He clumsily dropped into the water and walked away from the incident fine. Manziel poked fun at himself on Instagram, saying the fall was “flawless execution.”

After washing out of the NFL following the 2015 season, Manziel has attempted to continue his playing career in various leagues. Manziel most recently played in the AAF, which folded in April 2019.

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Because you can never get too much Johnny...
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/johnny-manziel-narrowly-avoids-disaster-as-cliffdiving-stunt-goes-wrong-154153924.html

Johnny Manziel narrowly avoids disaster as cliff-diving stunt goes wrong

0c18cb50-c570-11e7-8279-239cc8131e1a_Cwik-headshot.JPG Chris Cwik Yahoo Sports‎May‎ ‎12‎, ‎2020‎ ‎10‎:‎41‎ ‎AM‎ ‎CDT

Former Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel is fortunate he wasn’t injured after a cliff-diving stunt nearly ended in disaster.

Manziel, 27, posted video of the incident on his Instagram page. In the video, Manziel can be seen trying to jump off a cliff into some water. As he turns his back to the water, Manziel’s foot slips and he awkwardly falls off the cliff.

Luckily, Manziel was able to push himself away from the rocks. He clumsily dropped into the water and walked away from the incident fine. Manziel poked fun at himself on Instagram, saying the fall was “flawless execution.”

After washing out of the NFL following the 2015 season, Manziel has attempted to continue his playing career in various leagues. Manziel most recently played in the AAF, which folded in April 2019.


That’s a lot of words for Johnny can’t do back flips.



Note: I can’t either but I’ve come to accept it
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hell that is like a kid falling out of a tree house.....rub some dirt on it and call Dr. Ticklebone and they are all good.....or in John's case some alcohol and maybe other stuff and they forgot it happened

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On 8/4/2018 at 5:25 AM, Goo Punch said:

 

Whenever I get a little down about all the bad news, I just search out this post and all seems right in the world, if only for a fleeting moment.

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