Johnny (football?) Manziel

[Napoleon 8691]

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'll be in Quebec in a month - wonder if he'll be cut by the time I get there.

Mike Sherman was the one who recruited him to a&m and the one who traded for him today.

He absolutely will NOT be cut.

He most likely will be STARTING.

[Fastbreak 3988]

TABERNAC!

[RomaVicta 29943]

For most of the world, Sherman bouncing back from losing a high school coaching job and Manziel becoming the electrifying player he was in college would make a great story.

I just don't see it happening. It will be like Brian's Song except both Sayers and Piccolo die at the end.

[Leanderman 2275]

Just call him "Johnny Journeyman" now.

[MrBig 5423]

14 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Looks like that area of Canada only has room for one gaping vagina on their sports teams now that Kawhi is a Raptor. 

[mininghorn88 2294]

Just spent the last hour talking off and on with a TSN CFL Insider (Dave N aylor) in the Montreal airport while waiting on my next flight.  I expounded on Maziel's suckage. He doesn't seem to be a fan either.  There is a lot of trouble to get into in Montreal!

[texifornia 57031]

5 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

Just spent the last hour talking off and on with a TSN CFL Insider (Dave N aylor) in the Montreal airport while waiting on my next flight.  I expounded on Maziel's suckage. He doesn't seem to be a fan either.  There is a lot of trouble to get into in Montreal! 

It's an incredibly fun town, so much to do, real party vibe. They're going to have to lock him in his apartment after practice.

[Scholz 11944]

[RomaVicta 29943]

That really doesn't look like a football player at any level other than maybe a kicker.

Is that wannabe chin pubes behind him sporting leg tats?

[Goodman 3273]

Should be easier for him to get some yayo, this could have legs.

[TrashMaster G 17571]

20 hours ago, tejas60 said:

CFL finding ways to make more $$ off of jersey's.

Jersey's?

 

jfc.

[Surlybastard 65]

3 hours ago, Scholz said:

I feel like some people get tattoos(and keep getting them) just as a way of trying to lower other people's expectations for them as people. I think Manziel qualifies for this group.

[Matuka 1310]

Rumors out there that Jonathan has been missing a team meeting or two and staying out late.  Shocker.

http://forums.cfl.ca/montreal-alouettes/2/manziel/106712/

[smokebomb 357]

19 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Rumors out there that Jonathan has been missing a team meeting or two and staying out late.  Shocker.

http://forums.cfl.ca/montreal-alouettes/2/manziel/106712/

I am more surprised the Alouettes have a message board...

[futureman 22499]

33 minutes ago, Matuka said:

Rumors out there that Jonathan has been missing a team meeting or two and staying out late.  Shocker.

http://forums.cfl.ca/montreal-alouettes/2/manziel/106712/

yeah where did it say that

[deft 6857]

Is that wannabe chin pubes behind him sporting leg tats?

Lol....way too skinny.




And not fellating jff. Both are clear giveaways.

[Bullneck 19184]

5 hours ago, Scholz said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

2 hours ago, Surlybastard said:

I feel like some people get tattoos(and keep getting them) just as a way of trying to lower other people's expectations for them as people. I think Manziel qualifies for this group.

LMAO.  As if a few tattoos are going to lower aggy expectations?  

It's hilarious how this dbag's career arch followed a typical aggy season's infamous rollercoaster.  I, for one, am shocked. 

[Bullneck 19184]

1 hour ago, Matuka said:

Rumors out there that Jonathan has been missing a team meeting or two and staying out late.  Shocker.

http://forums.cfl.ca/montreal-alouettes/2/manziel/106712/

I read the first page (of four) pages of that and just got bored.  I mean, if we're going to schadenfruede a guy, at least do it before he's a has-been.  Seems unnecessary now.

[KYHorn 17100]

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Jersey's?

 

jfc.

jerseies*

[KYHorn 17100]

12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Part-time bartender? Substitute teacher to pickup naive underage girls?

[Scholz 11944]

Music producer wannabe? Gang banger?

[rickyspub 801]

Drugs...

[RomaVicta 29943]

50 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Busboy to finance his sidewalk surfboard aspirations, dude.

[futureman 22499]

2 hours ago, Matuka said:

Rumors out there that Jonathan has been missing a team meeting or two and staying out late.  Shocker.

http://forums.cfl.ca/montreal-alouettes/2/manziel/106712/

 so where are the rumors?

[Matuka 1310]

17 minutes ago, futureman said:

 so where are the rumors?

See post 2 of the link.  Video in question is in French, I made a D in my only semester of French at UT, so I can't translate.

At his press conference, former coach June Jones said it was an "internal matter" when asked if Johnny missed any meetings.

http://forums.cfl.ca/hamilton-tiger-cats/5/manziel-traded-to-mtl/106704/msg2182534#msg2182534

[PvilleStang 2917]

Congrats on getting the D in college, @Matuka.

[Big Frog II 511]

13 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Homeless

 

['stache 21825]

Birthday party dj who gets paid in booze/drugs.

 

[lemonandaturd 4285]

20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Rain gutter installer.  

[BabaBooey 131]

20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Gloryhole attendant 

[futureman 22499]

20 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

struggling local musician working part-time as a bartender to support a debilitating meth habit that will eventually land him on the streets.

 and yet he legitimately won a heisman trophy as the best player in all of college football.   it’s truly fucking surreal.

[Bullneck 19184]

12 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

Congrats on getting the D in college, @Matuka.

ISWYDT  👨‍🎨

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Montreal has the world's highest number of strip clubs to population. Should end well for $J-Football$

[mr. sunshine 2828]

On 7/23/2018 at 7:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Donor at a blood bank that doesn’t ask all those silly questions 

[Dennis Taylor 18843]

On 7/23/2018 at 7:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Quality Control Manager, Bolivian Marching Powder Inc

[South Austin 52522]

I can think of worse places to die face down in a ditch after a night of blowing guys for coke than Montreal.

[Bojack 2081]

On 7/23/2018 at 7:53 PM, rickyspub said:

Drugs...

Thank you, no. I'm straight.

[Quasimofo 406]

Drugs...

to the right, hookers to the left.

[Jack Wilson 313]

1 hour ago, Quasimofo said:

On 7/23/2018 at 7:53 PM, rickyspub said:

Drugs...

to the right, hookers to the left.

Here I am,

[South Austin 52522]

Stuck in Montreal with you.

 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

please, please

[CycleTex87 2978]

On 7/23/2018 at 7:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

VP of Sales with a leading Methamphetamine organization?

[You don't know me 1161]

Waiting for the day he gets traded to some semi-pro team for a washing machine.

[Beau Vine 54294]

Hamilton @ Montreal 8/3 on ESPN2.

You know Mike Sherman will trot him out for that.  

[texifornia 57031]

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Hamilton @ Montreal 8/3 on ESPN2.

You know Mike Sherman will trot him out for that.  

Odds he's still faded from getting shitfaced on St. Catherine Street the night before? (Gay Village or strip club section, either one works)

Edited July 28, 2018 by texifornia

[Jack Wilson 313]

53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Odds he's still faded from getting shitfaced on St. Catherine Street the night before? (Gay Village or strip club section, either one works)

GIF: Why not both?

[TexasMan 10943]

 

 

[elnimo 55]

Does Montreal have enough cocaine for JFF?

[Lhorn 4924]

On 7/23/2018 at 5:04 PM, Bullneck said:

Seriously, if someone said, "Here's a picture of a guy, what do you think he does for a living?"  What would you pick?

Collect aluminum cans from trash cans and return then for 0.10 deposit?