Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

[Anastasis 23464]

I for one believe that the titty relevance threshold is a real thing. 

[Thetexashammer 1062]

Did I mention Universal Basic Income? What about her Universal Job Guarantee? Any idea what these will cost? 

[jimmyjazz 45893]

Please provide a link where AOC has advocated adding $3T in tax revenue.  I don't recall her saying that.

[Thetexashammer 1062]

7 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

If you're arguing economics with Bozo, you should get ready to be wrong,

If you color anything mental illness with religion, that colors everything else you say.  Sorry.

I ain't even mad bro.

Edited January 8, 2019 by Thetexashammer

[elfenix 34227]

We should probably stop voting for and electing republicans, then. I made the switch, you can too!

 

[ADHD 28]

Make America Great Again is an obvious allusion to the leave it to Beaver father knows best hyper racist 50s. Which featured the very tax policy AOC is referencing.

So you DON'T want that part, just the Father knows best hyper racist shit.

Which = Trump.

.... giving tax cuts to the rich while pandering to rapacious misogynistic white power racists celebrating a country on the brink of race war.

[troph 24781]

No amount of tits will change the fact that if even one of her major proposals were enacted, the federal government would almost instantly go bankrupt and the American people would be dramatically impoverished.

I’m living proof that it only takes one pair of tits to dramatically improve the life of an American. So there.

[ADHD 28]

The 50s were VERY racist.

How many black & brown people did the Beave play with????

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

Just now, ADHD said:

The 50s were VERY racist.

How many black & brown people did the Beave play with????

There was a third Cleaver son, Eldredge.  They didn't talk about him much though.

[ADHD 28]

Speaking of Alabama ..

http://www.encyclopediaofalabama.org/article/h-1580

Go ahead and learn something new today. About yesterday. Check the Rosa Parks part.

Make America Great Again!

[ADHD 28]

2 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

There was a third Cleaver son, Eldredge.  They didn't talk about him much though.

Beaver hung out with a kid named Whitey.

[ADHD 28]

[ADHD 28]

Does he look like our president?

Does AOC?

National Emergency gonna be declared tomorrow to keep people like AOC out of the country. With a fucking wall.

Shame on America for devolving like this. Shame on every "pro life" Jesus loves you conservative Christian. You are all frauds. Selfish stupid dicks, all of you.

[Cajun 11705]

The feels!  The FEELS!!!

Oh, and to hell with Anderson Cooper and Jake Tapper for being so mean to AOC and asking her to drop the whataboutism and explain her "facts" and numbers.  Selfish stupid dicks, all of them!!!!

The feels!

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

8 hours ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

So would I. I DVRed the 60 Minutes interview. Need to make sure I don’t whip it out and cum on my nice couch while watching her. The red lipstick she wears is mesmerizing and I fantasize about her lips around my.......

Posts like this are why are worry about her physical safety. 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

No amount of tits will change the fact that if even one of her major proposals were enacted, the federal government would almost instantly go bankrupt and the American people would be dramatically impoverished. Try and imagine what $3 trillion in taxes would look like or where your 401(k) goes under that regime.
Imagine the inevitable nightmare when, just like every other tax increase, actual receipts are a fraction of projections and then they have to raise trillions more a year later or face instant bankruptcy.
But they can save money by just cutting Medicare reimbursement. I mean, what's the harm? Who really cares if people get care, it's that we DO CARE AND WE PROVED IT.
But, I mean, who is gonna complain about not having jobs if you can't drive your car to work. Damn those carbon emissions. Gotta subsidize electric cards for the rich, that's the ticket. 
But please, more tits and Twitter soup making or whatever. I'm sure it's not just failed 1950's ideas dressed up in new packaging. It really will work this time.

Are you highly regarded? You sound highly regarded.

[Rip76 4925]

7 hours ago, ADHD said:

Does he look like our president?

Does AOC?

National Emergency gonna be declared tomorrow to keep people like AOC out of the country. With a fucking wall.

Shame on America for devolving like this. Shame on every "pro life" Jesus loves you conservative Christian. You are all frauds. Selfish stupid dicks, all of you.

🤦‍♂️

[Underdog 28585]

8 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

There was a third Cleaver son, Eldredge.  They didn't talk about him much though.

Think he went and shacked up with Chuck Cunningham, both never to be heard from again. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21183]

19 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Lol you’re reading too much into my grammar.  The far left and far right are all bozos.   Happy?

works for me

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

8 hours ago, ADHD said:

The 50s were VERY racist.

How many black & brown people did the Beave play with????

There was one episode where he met a kid named Chuey.  Not Chuy, Chuey.  And Beave looks sorta skeptical.  Beaver butchered his spanish words due to Eddie Haskell and called the kid a pig.

Edited January 8, 2019 by Judge Roybeanbag

[ADHD 28]

You're the show laughtrack.

[GSU&UT 1798]

 

Almost in tears reading this.

[Brian Fantana 6681]

Lmao holy shit

[Bozo_Casanova 26437]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[ADHD 28]

10 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Leave it to Beaver was racist? Huh, learn something new everyday!

I'm glad you can't (and don't) disagree with what I've said, though I know you dearly wanted to. Good for you for coming to terms with a sickening truth about Trump (for once).

[wildcat09 29347]

10 hours ago, Cajun said:

The feels!  The FEELS!!!

Oh, and to hell with Anderson Cooper and Jake Tapper for being so mean to AOC and asking her to drop the whataboutism and explain her "facts" and numbers.  Selfish stupid dicks, all of them!!!!

The feels!

You poor thing, you're trying way too hard.

[Anastasis 23464]

The best part of that is there is a meta political angle.  The actual legs belong to the woman who took down weiner. What a world. 

[wildcat09 29347]

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

The best part of that is there is a meta political angle.  The actual legs belong to the woman who took down weiner. What a world. 

Reality has such a lazy author.

[elfenix 34227]

[American Swindle 102]

20 hours ago, elfenix said:

what a load of shit.

the USPS is "struggling" because unlike its competitors it has been forced to fully fund its pensions and cannot raise rates or innovate into other/additional markets without an act of congress.   the only thing it can do that its competitors can't is put mail in the box, but how much is that actually worth?  in exchange it has to visit every box, damn near every day.  how much does that cost?  its only real subsidy is that it doesn't pay state property taxes.  it hasn't been taxpayer funded in a generation.

Without an act of Congress...hmmm?...we go to wars without Congress, why can't we let them innovate!!! Maybe the Donald can sign an executive order to help them become more efficient?  

Going to the USPS in my hood is like the DMV though, horrible shitty service.  Literally heard a gentlemen leaving tell the lady at the front "if I ran a business like you guys do, i'd be bankrupt!" I was then later condescended upon by asking a question about the credit card machine with a friendly "you can be patient."  How great is it to be immune to the free market when our govt overlords fund the operation? No incentive to be customer service friendly or to be efficient.  

[tantric superman 4667]

4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

There was one episode where he met a kid named Chuey.  Not Chuy, Chuey.  And Beave looks sorta skeptical.  Beaver butchered his spanish words due to Eddie Haskell and called the kid a pig. 

That hit's close to home.  When I was in first grade at St. Paul's, I was kind of hefty, and George _______ called me a "Fat Chorizo".  Now in fairness, George was Meskin too.

A few days later, they called both 1st grade classes together.  George had been harassing someone else, and a nun had him in front of both classes, slapping his face (not particularly hard) while George cried, and the nun saying - "Why are you crying?" as she slapped him.

I remember being vaguely perturbed at how much I was enjoying it.

 

[ADHD 28]

22 minutes ago, American Swindle said:

Without an act of Congress...hmmm?...we go to wars without Congress, why can't we let them innovate!!! Maybe the Donald can sign an executive order to help them become more efficient?  

Going to the USPS in my hood is like the DMV though, horrible shitty service.  Literally heard a gentlemen leaving tell the lady at the front "if I ran a business like you guys do, i'd be bankrupt!" I was then later condescended upon by asking a question about the credit card machine with a friendly "you can be patient."  How great is it to be immune to the free market when our govt overlords fund the operation? No incentive to be customer service friendly or to be efficient.  

UPS etc just puts your parcels on your porch for anybody to easily steal. That's lovely.

[F250 28764]

4 minutes ago, ADHD said:

UPS etc just puts your parcels on your porch for anybody to easily steal. That's lovely.

Not really relevant but mailboxes used to be extremely accessible. We used to set off a pack of Black Cats in people's mailboxes with their mail in it. It would completely wreck their mail. We were shitty kids.

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

Not really relevant but mailboxes used to be extremely accessible. We used to set off a pack of Black Cats in people's mailboxes with their mail in it. It would completely wreck their mail. We were shitty kids.

Used to do the same thing as a kid. But replace black cats with M-80s and mailboxes with black cats. 

[Cajun 11705]

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

You poor thing, you're trying way too hard.

Naw, it's effortless really. 

Like aggy, this stuff kinda just writes itself.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

That hit's close to home.  When I was in first grade at St. Paul's, I was kind of hefty, and George _______ called me a "Fat Chorizo".  Now in fairness, George was Meskin too.
A few days later, they called both 1st grade classes together.  George had been harassing someone else, and a nun had him in front of both classes, slapping his face (not particularly hard) while George cried, and the nun saying - "Why are you crying?" as she slapped him.
I remember being vaguely perturbed at how much I was enjoying it.
 

What?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33867]

Used to do the same thing as a kid. But replace black cats with M-80s and mailboxes with black cats. 

Ah, so you're a serial killer

[Herpa Derpa 6124]

6 hours ago, Underdog said:

Think he went and shacked up with Chuck Cunningham, both never to be heard from again. 

Interracial gay couples tended to keep a very low profile back in those days.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

That hit's close to home.  When I was in first grade at St. Paul's, I was kind of hefty, and George _______ called me a "Fat Chorizo".  Now in fairness, George was Meskin too.

A few days later, they called both 1st grade classes together.  George had been harassing someone else, and a nun had him in front of both classes, slapping his face (not particularly hard) while George cried, and the nun saying - "Why are you crying?" as she slapped him.

I remember being vaguely perturbed at how much I was enjoying it.

 

You went to school with George P Bush?

[Brisketexan 105082]

 
Almost in tears reading this.

The best part of that is there is a meta political angle.  The actual legs belong to the woman who took down weiner. What a world. 

Reality has such a lazy author.

I gotta say, I didn’t expect the series finale of “America” to be this ironic/funny. So many more laughs than the sacking of Rome got.

[Js1 85296]

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

That hit's close to home.  When I was in first grade at St. Paul's, I was kind of hefty, and George _______ called me a "Fat Chorizo".  Now in fairness, George was Meskin too.

A few days later, they called both 1st grade classes together.  George had been harassing someone else, and a nun had him in front of both classes, slapping his face (not particularly hard) while George cried, and the nun saying - "Why are you crying?" as she slapped him.

I remember being vaguely perturbed at how much I was enjoying it.

 

imgur

[tantric superman 4667]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

What?

When I was in first grade at St. Paul's, I was kind of hefty, and George _______ called me a "Fat Chorizo".  Now in fairness, George was Meskin too.

A few days later, they called both 1st grade classes together.  George had been harassing someone else, and a nun had him in front of both classes, slapping his face (not particularly hard) while George cried, and the nun saying - "Why are you crying?" as she slapped him.

I remember being vaguely perturbed at how much I was enjoying it.

[DixonHur 11296]

18 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

"Fat Chorizo"

Is there a lean chorizo?

[Brisketexan 105082]

Is there a lean chorizo?

Yes.

It sucks.

There’s also a soyrizo. Which is a crime against humanity.

[seven 1367]

I know there has been a bit of username confusion with regard to cajun, but is this the same guy who bragged on shaggy about arming himself with a baseball bat and driving around town with his friends looking for fags to bash? 

[Cajun 11705]

39 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes.

It sucks.

There’s also a soyrizo. Which is a crime against humanity.

I tried it once.

Hate myself for it.

[Cajun 11705]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

 

1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

When I was in first grade at St. Paul's, I was kind of hefty, and George _______ called me a "Fat Chorizo".  Now in fairness, George was Meskin too.

A few days later, they called both 1st grade classes together.  George had been harassing someone else, and a nun had him in front of both classes, slapping his face (not particularly hard) while George cried, and the nun saying - "Why are you crying?" as she slapped him.

I remember being vaguely perturbed at how much I was enjoying it.

 

Am I warm?

Edited January 8, 2019 by Cajun

[F250 28764]

51 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Yes.

It sucks.

There’s also a soyrizo. Which is a crime against humanity.

I had chorizo and grits with pan seared duck breast in Alabama one time. Surprisingly, it was not a crime against humanity.

[Cajun 11705]

Funny, I'd expect that to be a blowout.

 

[Message Board User 12395]

Another whopper by AOC.

 

Edited January 9, 2019 by Message Board User