What does three up and three down mean to you, Airman?

[South Austin 52764]

End of an inning?

[Red Five 41114]

He reminds me a lot of Donna Reed, especially around the eyes.

[Macanudo 13102]

The Mississippi River broke through a protective dike today. What is a protective dike? Is it a large woman that says "Don't go near there! But Betty- Don't go near there! Don't go down by the river!"... No, we can't say "dyke" on the air, we can't even say "lesbian" anymore, it's "women in comfortable shoes. Thank You."

 

 

 

[Beau Vine 55012]

You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history.