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  On 5/20/2024 at 5:59 PM, South Austin said:

Let me re-state:  I may not be a well-versed as others on global affairs, but I'm wondering why a Utah car dealer anyone gives two shits about the Congo.  I mean, the Congo?  Really?

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I believe it’s the lure of your fellow white apes.   

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  On 5/20/2024 at 11:24 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Somebody who knows Wooderson needs to see if he's up for being named the new President of The Bongo Congo.  That's a coupe coup I could get behind.

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C'mon people, there's a Slater's knowledge of African maps joke in here somewhere, "Hey, I know you...we had Geography together."  This place is slipping.  I mean, not Congo-level slipping, but still...

  On 5/20/2024 at 9:47 PM, Armybrat said:

Tantalum?

Is that used in Tantric massage?

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Tantalum Mssage, Stefon?

"Yeah, it's like that thing at Sharper Image where you rub between the ass and the genitals and then bemoan, 'And I thought it smelled bad on the outside'!"  

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  On 5/20/2024 at 6:04 PM, F250 said:

I get the car dealer, somewhat. He is former Congolese military and probably was delusional thinking he could run the place.

The white cannabis dealer is the one that baffles me.

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Gotta be in his 20s, right?

 

 

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  On 5/21/2024 at 12:44 PM, BottleRocket said:

My father flew C130's in the Air Force in the 1960's and had several CIA type missions related to the attempted overthrow of the Congo's president Lumumba.  He has some great stories that I'll share when I have time.  Here are some pics of him moving stuff and people around.

 

 

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Very cool.... do you know if these pics are from the UN (cough) missions, or later on and a part of Operation Dragon Rouge (the dropping of Belgian Commandos and subsequent rescue of American and European hostages)? ...Either way, awesome pics ðŸ¤˜

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  On 5/21/2024 at 6:23 PM, Samson's Wig said:

I wonder which suburban school board that gal grew up to scream and shout at?

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This is going to come as quite a surprise to many....

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Caitlin "Caite" Upton is an American real estate agent and beauty pageant titleholder who was crowned Miss South Carolina Teen USA 2007 and represented ...

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Posted
  On 5/20/2024 at 10:59 PM, Sawbonz said:

Did they at least short-dick some cannibals before their epic fail?

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Are you asking if they fucked some cannibals with their short dicks? Or like, chop off cannibal dicks? What a strange saying. Do you say this around actual people and expect them to get it? 
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  On 5/25/2024 at 3:24 PM, B00M said:

Are you asking if they fucked some cannibals with their short dicks? Or like, chop off cannibal dicks? What a strange saying. Do you say this around actual people and expect them to get it? 
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  On 5/25/2024 at 4:41 PM, Sawbonz said:

Smart people? Yeah 

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Fuck, well played 🤣

I’ve seen full metal jacket but didn’t catch the last line in that scene. On the whole, I’m glad I asked 

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  On 5/25/2024 at 7:46 PM, B00M said:

Fuck, well played 🤣

I’ve seen full metal jacket but didn’t catch the last line in that scene. On the whole, I’m glad I asked 

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I think it’s memorable to me because I have absolutely no idea what it means

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My buddies and I did some really stupid shit in our early 20s (and in our late 20s, early 30s, well you get the point), but I can confidently say we never did anything as stupid as attempting a coup in Congo.

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