Breckyn Hager thread of insanity and hair dominance

[Hornius Emeritus 12,495]

Breckyn Fawcett Hagers is going to wreck some shop this year.

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[futureman 22,562]

he better be right 

[Machinator 32,099]

 

[drifter379 1,106]

Do they just put him in to spot the other team yards. C'mon brek do something for fucks sake.

[MOODY 126]

Not impressed.  Too much hair and swag with no substance.  He could kick my ass but if his flowing locks got in his eyes I could cheap shot him a few times.

He is a liability on this team, put someone else in.

 

[Gil Bang 26,071]

motherfucker ain't making plays

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Hoping to see him take Murray’s head off in the Red River Shootout.

What's that red river thing you speak of?

[brojangles2 786]

Thread of “he’s on a god damn milk carton and does nothing for this team” 

[Machinator 32,099]

Yeah, definitely more hype than substance thus far.

[CooterBrown 18,039]

4 solo tackles, 4 assists, 0 sacks, and 2 QB Hurries for the season.

[drifter379 1,106]

Who was that long haired fella that made a play there?

[mdmost 43,104]

 

[ztejas 43,615]

1 minute ago, mdmost said:

 

Fuck. Yes. 

Let's whip that Sooner ass. Breckyn with 2 sacks and a forced fumble. Calling it now. 

[Valmy77 13,315]

If there was a time to channel your dad, this is the time Breckyn.

[ztejas 43,615]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

If there was a time to channel your dad, this is the time Breckyn.

How bout he channels Tommy Nobis

[VinyVango 694]

He needs to cut the hair and tone down the 100% bum rush unless it's 3rd and long.  Too often, opposing offenses are scheming runs and flares and such right at him into the gap he creates via the mad dog rush with no sense of containment or cognizance of what's going on.  I like him a lot as a 3rd and long situational DE or blitzing LB... not so much as a guy who comes in on a down when he needs to read what's going on.  

[kopp0e 1,135]

On 7/24/2018 at 3:03 PM, Machinator said:

After all the zany stuff he's said over the years and especially this offseason, I think Hager deserves his own thread. If he stays healthy, he's going to have a great year for us.

Bump (I found the next Avengers hero)... #BurntOrangeGodOfThunder

[GotThatFire 166]

 What the fuck is going on in that picture 

[tbone_ 14,219]

Obviously I like the dude but it seems like he could use less hat and more cattle.

[Wally Pryor 5,275]

1 hour ago, mdmost said:

Great. Fucking play like it then. 

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,000]

I really don’t think he’s earned the 60. Hopefully he will Saturday.

[Nick Diaz 107]

Hager is an emotional player, if this gets him playing 10% better I say let him wear 60 every week.

 

Hell let him wear an alternate uniform if it means he plays better for all i care.

[Longboard Horn 40,637]

5 hours ago, Valmy77 said:

If there was a time to channel your dad, this is the time Breckyn.

 

5 hours ago, ztejas said:

How bout he channels Tommy Nobis

Why not both?

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

Why not both?

Why not ALL the 60's

[Hamttx 421]

Did his old man ever beat ou? 

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,000]

Sadly, no. I think OU was a top 5 team ever year he played them.

[TexasMan 11,009]

 

[Tired of Lurking 637]

Breckyn Hager & Derrick Lewis would be perfect.
 

 

[drifter379 1,106]

I love this kid. He plays hard I just wish he played smarter.

[Longhornstampede 3,191]

On 7/25/2018 at 12:44 PM, Goo Punch said:

 

The part about Orlando "throwing no-hitters" and "calling a perfect game" was my favorite. TO is the main reason for my optimism going forward.

Also, here's a pic of me and Breckyn's pops from the 80's:

 

Watch out for your Cornhole, man.

[HtownHorn 14,812]

His interview with Alex Loeb on Rewind is worth the viewing.

[Lhorn 4,971]

With the hair and cowboy hat pulled down and Breckyn being Breckyn, it was reminescent of a wrestling promo. He always interesting. 

[Longboard Horn 40,637]

Morning lulz. Lmfao at Breck’s comment

[GhostofDanJones 336]

Lmao dude gives no fucks!

[drifter379 1,106]

https://mobile.twitter.com/TexasLonghorns/status/1049766454176960514/video/1

[Machinator 32,099]

Just now, drifter379 said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/TexasLonghorns/status/1049766454176960514/video/1

 

 

[Longboard Horn 40,637]

Circle of life

[Scholz 11,980]

On 10/9/2018 at 12:57 AM, Lhorn said:

With the hair and cowboy hat pulled down and Breckyn being Breckyn, it was reminescent of a wrestling promo. He always interesting. 

Stetson Spicoli

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

Lmao dude gives no fucks!

He would easily rip that bitch’s arms off and beat him with them.

[sushihorn 3,233]

Talking to Craig Way, Coach Herman compares Hager to Cosmo Kramer.  Also relates a short conversation.

"Breckyn you know you're weird right?"  "Oh yes sir!"

"So you're embracing your weirdness?"  "Yes sir!"

[Longboard Horn 40,637]

11 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Talking to Craig Way, Coach Herman compares Hager to Cosmo Kramer.  Also relates a short conversation.

"Breckyn you know you're weird right?"  "Oh yes sir!"

"So you're embracing your weirdness?"  "Yes sir!"

Keep Austin weird 

[Zavala 1,384]

Forced fumble baby!

Oh wait that play didn't count?

[TexasMan 11,009]

 

[Jkwellborn 6,788]

He’s out injured now. Or was.

[Wally Pryor 5,275]

Great.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

That was so embarrassing.

[Helobious 9,483]

The player half his size he was trying to cheap shot just threw Hager’s ass on the ground. Embarrassing in every way.

[MrPhlegm 3,413]

On that last play, yo Hager

[Jkwellborn 6,788]

The player half his size he was trying to cheap shot just threw Hager’s ass on the ground. Embarrassing in every way.

I couldn’t believe that stupidity. Evidently they were jawwing before the snap.