Rand Paul was always a Piece of Shit

[Hugo Stiglitz 23357]

What happened to this guy?

He gets beat up by his neighbor, goes after the IC, sucks Trump peen, and now hanging out with sketchy journalists.

Edited July 18, 2019 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Royalfan5 2348]

Well, he does go by Rand.

[David Dennison 18661]

He's a nut just like his old man and always has been.

[SizzleChest 8275]

I think it's because he's a virgin.

[Mojo Hand 4580]

I'm pretty bummed about these recent events.  He's the one R I really liked and would have supported in 2016.  Either I really misjudged him or that tackle knocked a screw loose. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23357]

 

[bad_teammate 13132]

Decline?

 

[jimmyjazz 45560]

It's merely a grain of sand in the giant beach that is Trump's absurdity, but I love the fact that he has routinely referred to himself as "The King of Debt" yet managed to convince legions of drooling morons to vote for him because he was going to bring down the national debt.  (Of course he did the exact opposite, but "we like the way he talks!")

We should administer IQ tests before letting people vote.  Below 105, you're out.

 

 

 

 

Edited July 25, 2018 by jimmyjazz
no type good

[Huckleberry 32704]

Has Rand Paul released a statement on the proposed $12B in handouts that are being considered in order to make up for the damage of tariffs?

[Blotto 23434]

He's a conman like the rest of the politicians in DC. 

Paul in 2016:

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Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) called Donald Trump an "orange-faced windbag" on Monday, the latest insult in his feud with the GOP presidential front-runner.

"Donald Trump is a delusional narcissist and an orange-faced windbag," he said on Comedy Central's "The Nightly Show."

"Have you ever had a speck of dirt fly into your eye?" he continued, mocking Trump."[It is] annoying, irritating and might even make you cry.

"If the dirt doesn't go away, it will keep scratching your cornea until eventually it blinds you with all its filth. A speck of dirt is way more qualified to be president."

Paul in 2018:

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Mshs bvn sbrhdhdhehsgsgwged

Difficult to make out the details with Trump's nuts stuffed in his mouth.

[atomheartbevo 89450]

I just wish he’d stick to trying to fuck the neighbor’s wife instead of the American public,

[Ghost of LL 15492]

And this whole charade that he might vote against Kavanaugh is just soooooo stupid. We all know he’s going to vote to confirm. He’s not going to get any concessions. He’s probably not even asking for any. So what’s the fucking point?


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[Hugo Stiglitz 23357]

5 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

So what’s the fucking point?

Media exposure.  It’s worked every time so far.

In case you haven’t noticed, Rand is a bit of a media whore.

[Orca of Peace 109]

I liked Rand Paul quite a bit during the campaign as he's a moderate R, an educated person as an opthamologist, and an intellectual speaker. Not sure why the hatred, especially since old Shag/Surly had an admiration for his dad. So why the hatred?

[TornACL 7678]

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Media exposure.  It’s worked every time so far.

In case you haven’t noticed, Rand is a bit of a media whore.

Like father like son

[jimmyjazz 45560]

21 minutes ago, Orca of Peace said:

I liked Rand Paul quite a bit during the campaign as he's a moderate R, an educated person as an opthamologist, and an intellectual speaker. Not sure why the hatred, especially since old Shag/Surly had an admiration for his dad. So why the hatred?

Because he's a slimy weasel?

[Orca of Peace 109]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Because he's a slimy weasel?

nah, i'm going to need lots of substance for that. 

 

also -- so are 95% of all politicians, right?

Edited July 25, 2018 by Orca of Peace

[jimmyjazz 45560]

Do your own homework.  He's a little bitch, and I think you overestimate his intellect by a mile.

[Orca of Peace 109]

everyone is a bitch and he's much smarter than the morons we elect. 

[wildcat09 29260]

45 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

And this whole charade that he might vote against Kavanaugh is just soooooo stupid. We all know he’s going to vote to confirm. He’s not going to get any concessions. He’s probably not even asking for any. So what’s the fucking point?


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He's an attention whore.

[Jack Burton 35]

He's not moderate. Doctors are good at being doctors. To auto think they are intellectual titans is not a foregone conclusion w this admin, example Ben Carson

[maninblack 7974]

Jesus Christ you're a fucking clown

[Pods 7530]

You know what they call the person that finishes last in their medical school class?

doctor

[maninblack 7974]

I liked Rand Paul quite a bit during the campaign as he's a moderate R, an educated person as an opthamologist, and an intellectual speaker. Not sure why the hatred, especially since old Shag/Surly had an admiration for his dad. So why the hatred?

Only a few of us liked Ron. Most of the shag/surly political folks don't really stand for anything other than team politics.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

What happened to this guy?
He gets beat up by his neighbor, goes after the IC, sucks Trump peen, and now hanging out with sketchy journalists.

So we're just going to gloss over the fact that two people are doing a white power sign in the press room?

[Jack Burton 35]

Yes because Rand is a fucking clown, like all Libertarians.

[futureman 22415]

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

It's merely a grain of sand in the giant beach that is Trump's absurdity, but I love the fact that he has routinely referred to himself as "The King of Debt" yet managed to convince legions of drooling morons to vote for him because he was going to bring down the national debt.  (Of course he did the exact opposite, but "we like the way he talks!")

We should administer IQ tests before letting people vote.  Below 105, you're out.

 

spot on.  I fully support stripping you of your voting rights. 

[Js1 85114]

9 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Do your own homework.  He's a little bitch, and I think you overestimate his intellect by a mile.

He's all the grandstanding of Cruz, but with worse hair and an old racist dad, and truly 100% thinks he's making a difference in bringing "libertarian" positions to the front by voting lock-step with the GOP to destroy civil liberties under the guise of "national security."

[Orca of Peace 109]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

He's all the grandstanding of Cruz, but with worse hair and an old racist dad, and truly 100% thinks he's making a difference in bringing "libertarian" positions to the front by voting lock-step with the GOP to destroy civil liberties under the guise of "national security."

yeah, hair is critical to understand a politician, same with having a father. How did he destroy civil liberties?

[kevwun 15653]

Troll of Peace is a better name for you.

[Bozo_Casanova 26285]

13 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Decline?

 

That was a great line, though

[JBJ 3649]

20 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Troll of Peace is a better name for you.

He's asking y'all to post something of substance.

[Huckleberry 32704]

Yes, it truly is a mystery why posters on surlyhorns aren't able to produce mountains of evidence here in the middle of a Special Counsel investigation. Quite the riddle.

Why can't you fools give me more evidence than has been publicly released by the investigation?!?!?!? You've been right about everything that has eventually come out over the past year but until I see the smoking gun that hasn't been publicly released I will believe nothing!!! I am objective!!!

[Orca of Peace 109]

7 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yes, it truly is a mystery why posters on surlyhorns aren't able to produce mountains of evidence here in the middle of a Special Counsel investigation. Quite the riddle.

Why can't you fools give me more evidence than has been publicly released by the investigation?!?!?!? You've been right about everything that has eventually come out over the past year but until I see the smoking gun that hasn't been publicly released I will believe nothing!!! I am objective!!!

you are on the wrong thread

[Anastasis 23394]

12 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yes, it truly is a mystery why posters on surlyhorns aren't able to produce mountains of evidence here in the middle of a Special Counsel investigation. Quite the riddle.

Why can't you fools give me more evidence than has been publicly released by the investigation?!?!?!? You've been right about everything that has eventually come out over the past year but until I see the smoking gun that hasn't been publicly released I will believe nothing!!! I am objective!!!

[Huckleberry 32704]

[RDCanecutter 26284]

Rand liked Hair Club for Men so much, he's not just a customer, he's the president.

[JBJ 3649]

It's more along the lines of "I'm not a gullible idiot."  I know spurious when I see it.  And I know false when I see it.

Spurious is that Rand taking a picture with a journalist says anything about his character.

Spurious is that her "okay" symbol means white power.  Especially given the history of this particular reporter and that the OK-KK implication was created as a subterfuge to make the alt-left look stupid (it worked, btw).

False is saying that Rand Paul votes lock-step with Trump.  He's a negative 16% on 538s Trump+/-.  That is below 30 Senate Democrats.

Edited July 25, 2018 by JBJ

[David Dennison 18661]

7 hours ago, futureman said:

spot on.  I fully support stripping you of your voting rights. 

What will you do when you can't vote?

[futureman 22415]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

What will you do when you can't vote?

laugh at your fragile hysteria on internet message boards?

[Nice Guy Eddie 13414]

I find that Rand Paul isn't in decline but never stood up against anything like his father did.  Sure he will grandstand and say that he is uncomfortable with a decision, or he needs more time to evaluate, but he always caves in the end.    "I don't agree with this law but I think it's better than the alternative of voting no."    He only seems to stick to his principles when his vote isn't needed.   In other words, he is like everyone else in DC.

[bernorange 8348]

His dad was vilified for standing fast on principle and not playing the game.

He is vilified for playing the game and not standing fast on principle like his dad did.

[SpiralOut 1809]

11 hours ago, Jack Burton said:

Yes because Rand is a fucking clown, like all Libertarians.

How anyone that votes R or D can say this with a straight face considering the idiots who make up our government is beyond me.

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23357]

 

[Jack Burton 35]

3 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

How anyone that votes R or D can say this with a straight face considering the idiots who make up our government is beyond me.

 

It's actually incredibly easy when you you're starting point isn't "all politicians are crooks and only want to help themselves" like some angst-ridden melodramatic teen

[bad_teammate 13132]

3 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

How anyone that votes R or D can say this with a straight face considering the idiots who make up our government is beyond me.

lol ok sure

 

[formermav43 4599]

1 hour ago, Jack Burton said:

It's actually incredibly easy when you you're starting point isn't "all politicians are crooks and only want to help themselves" like some angst-ridden melodramatic teen

Well, yeah. Believing a lie is always easier.

[SpiralOut 1809]

2 hours ago, Jack Burton said:

It's actually incredibly easy when you you're starting point isn't "all politicians are crooks and only want to help themselves" like some angst-ridden melodramatic teen

Wait, I thought we were talking about these politicians being clowns, not crooks.  Stop moving the goalposts. 

Do I really need to waste my time linking videos to Republicans holding snowballs on the floor of the Senate to prove climate change is all BS?  Or maybe ones extolling the virtues of "Corch Urban Meyers and Go Gata?"  Or that Guam might tip over and capsize? 

Or I suppose I could just post a picture of McConnell's face.

It just never ceases to amaze me how locked in you ideologues are to this two-sided war of the mentally retarded.  You can't entertain any outside ideas that might upset the purity of your never-ending slap fight of failure.  There's is a lot of shit to make fun of Libertarians for, but they (and by extension their ideas) are all ridiculous and not worth anyone's time?  And Rand Paul isn't a Libertarian.  R in front of his name out front shoulda told ya.  So pick someone else as your Libertarian poster-boy. 

Having at least one real Libertarian in Congress would probably improve the place.  Unless of course you consider the soon-to-be complete takeover of our government by corporate interests and the devolution of our political process to that of late-stage Rome to be a good thing.  Hell, as much as I disagree with her politics, having this gal from New York in Congress who is in her words a Democratic Socialist will probably improve the place.  I've seen this corporate controlled R v D movie my entire life.  It fucking sucks.  New ideas are a good thing.  Even if they just force people to critically think about their own positions.  

 

[Jack Burton 35]

6 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

Wait, I thought we were talking about these politicians being clowns, not crooks.  Stop moving the goalposts. 

Do I really need to waste my time linking videos to Republicans holding snowballs on the floor of the Senate to prove climate change is all BS?  Or maybe ones extolling the virtues of "Corch Urban Meyers and Go Gata?"  Or that Guam might tip over and capsize? 

Or I suppose I could just post a picture of McConnell's face.

It just never ceases to amaze me how locked in you ideologues are to this two-sided war of the mentally retarded.  You can't entertain any outside ideas that might upset the purity of your never-ending slap fight of failure.  There's is a lot of shit to make fun of Libertarians for, but they (and by extension their ideas) are all ridiculous and not worth anyone's time?  And Rand Paul isn't a Libertarian.  R in front of his name out front shoulda told ya.  So pick someone else as your Libertarian poster-boy. 

Having at least one real Libertarian in Congress would probably improve the place.  Unless of course you consider the soon-to-be complete takeover of our government by corporate interests and the devolution of our political process to that of late-stage Rome to be a good thing.  Hell, as much as I disagree with her politics, having this gal from New York in Congress who is in her words a Democratic Socialist will probably improve the place.  I've seen this corporate controlled R v D movie my entire life.  It fucking sucks.  New ideas are a good thing.  Even if they just force people to critically think about their own positions.  

 

Yawn

[blackmarketbaby 118]

Is this man your representative?