Rand Paul was always a Piece of Shit

[SameSame 1,692]

On 3/17/2020 at 8:10 PM, jimmyjazz said:

How long is the list of important Kentucky figures who weren't total pieces of shit?  James Bowie and . . . who?  Muhammad Ali?  

Abe Lincoln doesn't count.

I would say George Clooney and Jennifer Lawrence.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

15 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

Trying to take away the power of the purse from Congress and just give it to the president. More specifically to Cheetolini. 

Pretty sure the shipped sailed on that one last year when dotard diverted all those funds for his wall and the House did fuck all about it.

[formermav43 4,599]

41 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Was going to say Woodrow Call then I remembered he was from Tennessee. Also he was an asshole too. Never mind. 

Gus was from Tennessee. Call was born in Scotland.

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

29 minutes ago, SameSame said:

I would say George Clooney and Jennifer Lawrence.

Did Colonel Sanders do anything wrong?  Maybe he did. Dont know his legacy other than his chicken. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

17 hours ago, formermav43 said:

Gus was from Tennessee. Call was born in Scotland.

Huh, I remembered the quote from Call to Gus, "I'm American, by God, something something Tennessee."  But now you say it, my memory was jogged and it was actually closer to "I'm American, by God, just as American as someone from Tennessee."

Good Call.

Also, thanks for ruining my joke.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

17 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Did Colonel Sanders do anything wrong?  Maybe he did. Dont know his legacy other than his chicken. 

Attempted kidnapping and attempted manslaughter.

Edited March 19, 2020 by NameAlreadyInUse

[Bojack 2,073]

17 hours ago, FondrenRoad said:

Did Colonel Sanders do anything wrong?  Maybe he did. Dont know his legacy other than his chicken. 

West of the Mississippi, Colonel Sanders was better known as Blue Duck.  

[Underdog 28,457]

6 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Attempted kidnapping and attempted manslaughter.

Very protective of those secret 11 herbs and spices.

[NWBuck 8,548]

On 3/18/2020 at 8:54 PM, FondrenRoad said:

Did Colonel Sanders do anything wrong?  Maybe he did. Dont know his legacy other than his chicken. 

I've always hated the Colonel with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken!" 

Of course that's only because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly. 

[lemonlime 5,503]

womp. womp.

[Mapache 1,117]

6 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

womp. womp.

I hope he had been working very closely with Moscow Mitch 

 

 

[Michael Knight 12,899]

finally some good news

[LABEVO 928]

11 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

womp. womp.

Hahaha. Fuck that guy

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,799]

Thread has come full circle

[Lagunamadre 1,975]

Corona Virus, just when I think you couldn't be any worse....

[tx 3 putt 76,422]

perfect test monkey any dangerous and/or extreme corona meds 

[Lagunamadre 1,975]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

perfect test monkey any dangerous and/or extreme corona meds 

Let Dr. Trump try out all of his innovative medicines on him.  

[Bozo_Casanova 26,300]

On 3/19/2020 at 4:12 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Attempted kidnapping and attempted manslaughter.

how do you attempt manslaughter? I thought the whole point was that you didn't mean to kill them

[Francisco 2.0 32,346]

 

 

[David Dennison 18,662]

Crap. Wrong Kentucky senator.

[Heisenberg 162]

Rand Paul pre-Covid 19:  piece of shit

Rand Paul w/ Covid 19: piece of shit

Fuck Rand Paul

[yoladu 4,067]

23 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

So an asymptomatic person was able to get a test? Wha?!!

 

i know, i know....i know how the world works.. doesnt mean i have to like it.

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

10 minutes ago, yoladu said:

So an asymptomatic person was able to get a test? Wha?!!

 

i know, i know....i know how the world works.. doesnt mean i have to like it.

He probably also already has a private healthcare facility stocked with 10 ventilators just for him and his family just in case.  All paid for through his government funded health insurance and kickbacks he gets from private corporations.  Meanwhile, he has done all he can to make sure that the rest of America gets nothing unless they can self fund it.  Fuck him.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

Has anyone tested his neighbor?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,845]

Not gonna lie, i chuckled when i read the news 

[Degenerate Gardner 4,081]

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Has anyone tested his neighbor?

Good point. That guy must spend a lot of time at bars with all the free drinks people buy for him.

[The Ace of Aces 5,106]

Daddy calling it a hoax is even more sweet. What a vile family.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

46 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

womp. womp.

Oh, what a shame.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,151]

23 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Crap. Wrong Kentucky senator.

I’ll take whatever we can get.

[elfenix 34,185]

[RomaVicta 29,803]

40 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

how do you attempt manslaughter? I thought the whole point was that you didn't mean to kill them

That's the genius of it.

[Mrs Whiggins 13,049]

His "ventilators for me and not for thee" is going to go over real well in a state with *new lung cancer rates of 92.6 (national rate is 59.6). Don't believe he is up for re-election this go around, but if he survives I hope the Kentucks all have long memories.

 

*Courtesy of the American Lung Association.

[HenryJames 65,891]

 

[HenryJames 65,891]

 

[Grade of D as in David 13,253]

Their fucking gym is still open?

 

[Degenerate Gardner 4,081]

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Still sad we're missing March Madness, but this unfolding story is pretty good. As you'd expect Team GOP has no dark horses. 

[Anastasis 23,398]

if they die, they die. 

[Pancho 44,492]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Has anyone tested his neighbor?

 

[mdmost 42,867]

53 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Maybe we should change the thread title back to “The Decline of Rand Paul.”

[mdmost 42,867]

Maybe Ron has learned a valuable lesson. Don't taunt Coronavirus. 

[horn4life 3,757]

There is only one certainty here. Rand Paul's neighbor smiled broadly today.

[Firemans4Horn 17,841]

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Do Senators sit with their states other Senator at these lunches and meetings?

(fingers crossed)

[Dnaguy 11,777]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

how do you attempt manslaughter? I thought the whole point was that you didn't mean to kill them

 

Simpsons did it.

 

 

Edited March 22, 2020 by Dnaguy

[bernorange 8,348]

Just FYI for everyone posting twitter comments about Rand and the swimming pool:

fallout from the situation is the Senate as a whole might start working remotely...

 

 

 

 

 

 

[UDontKnow 10,439]

How stupid is our Senate? Why were they not practicing self-distancing before this? Not that they were really working in the first place, but one would think that they would have set up to work remotely much earlier. Oh but wait, coronavirus was just a hoax.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

And he’s now gaslighting.

No one accused him of swimming and going to the gym after he got his results. Not one person.

Why is he refuting something no one said? (I know why.)

People are rightfully calling him a selfish moron for not self-quarantining while waiting for his results.

[bernorange 8,348]

BTW, Rand is at high risk because of the lung injury/surgery resulting from the neighbor attack (he had pneumonia for a good while during that process.  Looks like some of you peeps wishing him death might get your wish in a couple weeks or so.

[lemonlime 5,503]

10 minutes ago, bernorange said:

Just FYI for everyone posting twitter comments about Rand and the swimming pool:

 

I don't get your point.  It seems like everyone's posts were accurate.  He only went into quarantine after he was diagnosed---after the test results were back.  Before those results, but when he had enough reason to believe he should be tested (something I would have to wait in a car in a 3 mile long line to do), he went for a swim.