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@lemonlime - From what I've read, and it's not a lot, he was asymptomatic and had passed an earlier test.  He did not have any reason to believe that he was infected.  Twitter posts referenced here insinuate that he should have been suspecting or expecting a positive result.  I get it.  Folks don't like his politics and want to shit on him.

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4 minutes ago, bernorange said:

@lemonlime - From what I've read, and it's not a lot, he was asymptomatic and had passed an earlier test.  He did not have any reason to believe that he was infected.  Twitter posts referenced here insinuate that he should have been suspecting or expecting a positive result.  I get it.  Folks don't like his politics and want to shit on him.

I probably wouldn't want to shit on him except he voted not introduce any evidence or witnesses into the impeachment trial.  

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6 minutes ago, bernorange said:

@lemonlime - From what I've read, and it's not a lot, he was asymptomatic and had passed an earlier test.  He did not have any reason to believe that he was infected.  Twitter posts referenced here insinuate that he should have been suspecting or expecting a positive result.  I get it.  Folks don't like his politics and want to shit on him.

I'm sitting at home on fucking lockdown.  Meanwhile he's going to the gym. Not biking on a treadmill in his house.  Not doing out because he has to for his job as a senator.  Or, hell, he's a doctor, helping people.  And that's after he had enough reason to suspect he had covid-19 to have not one, but two, tests.  Tests that those of us who aren't wealthy senators don't have access to.  He absolutely deserves to get shit on.

There's going to be guillotines soon.

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3 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

I'm sitting at home on fucking lockdown.  Meanwhile he's going to the gym. Not biking on a treadmill in his house.  Not doing out because he has to for his job as a senator.  Or, hell, he's a doctor, helping people.  And that's after he had enough reason to suspect he had covid-19 to have not one, but two, tests.  Tests that those of us who aren't wealthy senators don't have access to.  He absolutely deserves to get shit on.

There's going to be guillotines soon.

I mean it's not just his politics for why we shit on him. He's an asshole who should've known better. But hey, rules only apply to the ones under him. 

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28 minutes ago, bernorange said:

fallout from the situation is the Senate as a whole might start working remotely...

I assume Trump will issue each GOP senator a 2 inch orange dildo so they don't sit around all day wondering what they should be doing.

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20 minutes ago, bernorange said:

@lemonlime - From what I've read, and it's not a lot, he was asymptomatic and had passed an earlier test.  He did not have any reason to believe that he was infected.  Twitter posts referenced here insinuate that he should have been suspecting or expecting a positive result.  I get it.  Folks don't like his politics and want to shit on him.

you are wasting your time bern. just go with a gif. 

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18 minutes ago, bernorange said:

@lemonlime - From what I've read, and it's not a lot, he was asymptomatic and had passed an earlier test.  He did not have any reason to believe that he was infected.  Twitter posts referenced here insinuate that he should have been suspecting or expecting a positive result.  I get it.  Folks don't like his politics and want to shit on him.

One is contagious when asymptomatic so when one has been exposed enough to warrant a second test, then one should be away from everyone else. If one wasn’t a selfish inconsiderate asshole that is. 

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11 minutes ago, mdmost said:

I mean it's not just his politics for why we shit on him. He's an asshole who should've known better. But hey, rules only apply to the ones under him. 

Is it surprising that Rand Paul's alma mater is Baylor University because he enjoys raping the American public? Personally I think Duke University should revoke his MD diploma. It's not like he's using it or even knows how to for that matter.

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34 minutes ago, bernorange said:

@lemonlime - From what I've read, and it's not a lot, he was asymptomatic and had passed an earlier test.  He did not have any reason to believe that he was infected.  Twitter posts referenced here insinuate that he should have been suspecting or expecting a positive result.  I get it.  Folks don't like his politics and want to shit on him.

So you and rand’s excuse is he passed a test, had no symptoms, but for some strange reason got another one? Stop being a dipshit and thinking we are as stupid as you.

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9 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Did the entire Senate get a test of just Rand Paul?

I don't know.

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... but for some strange reason got another one? ...

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Paul’s office said he had not been showing any symptoms, but was tested because of extensive travel and contact with people at events in the course of his work. ...
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Paul is the third member of Congress to test positive for Covid-19 after Reps. Mario Diaz-Balart (R-FL) and Ben McAdams (D-UT), and the first member of the Senate.
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https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/3/22/21190176/rand-paul-coronavirus-test-positive

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1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

I don't get your point.  It seems like everyone's posts were accurate.  He only went into quarantine after he was diagnosed---after the test results were back.  Before those results, but when he had enough reason to believe he should be tested (something I would have to wait in a car in a 3 mile long line to do), he went for a swim.

If you really want a head scratcher, apparently Harvey Weinstein got tested as well. At least he’s positive so there’s some good news. 

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1 hour ago, bernorange said:

@lemonlime - From what I've read, and it's not a lot, he was asymptomatic and had passed an earlier test.  He did not have any reason to believe that he was infected.  Twitter posts referenced here insinuate that he should have been suspecting or expecting a positive result.  I get it.  Folks don't like his politics and want to shit on him.

You realize that tests do not exist to confirm your expectations and retroactively validate your behavior, right? He was exposed and chose to risk exposing others by doing things that I'm not doing and I'm not letting my kids do. As I write this three members of my extended family are in self-isolation due to exposure to an infected person. They are isolating themselves because they aren't assholes and don't want compromised people and others to be hurt as a result of their behavior despite having no reason to "suspect or expect a positive result".

His politics are far too insubstantial for me to get worked up about, but he's a lousy, unproductive Senator and apparently also an inconsiderate human being. I can't speak for anybody else, but that's why I'm shitting on him. Fuck Rand Paul. 

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2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

so he's had two tests before most have had one?? can this dude get any more scummy?

sure, the tests are on our dime which he doesn't support for us because socialism.  It's never serious when it happens to other people.  Maybe now he'll wake the fuck up.  Or better yet, maybe he exposed his pops to it and while sonny is fine, elder Paul will need a respirator. 

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1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

The Republicans losing their Senate majority because they were infected with the virus by Rand Paul may be the greatest story ever told.

one that i will tell my non existent grandchildren about. aka I'm gonna shout that shit at random peoples' kids

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[mention=2687]lemonlime[/mention] - From what I've read, and it's not a lot, he was asymptomatic and had passed an earlier test.  He did not have any reason to believe that he was infected.  Twitter posts referenced here insinuate that he should have been suspecting or expecting a positive result.  I get it.  Folks don't like his politics and want to shit on him.

Hi Rand.
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44 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I’m not sure I buy the story about why he took the test. Either he had a reason for concern, such as a fever, or perhaps he likes the feeling of a q-tip hitting his brain.

Fake news.

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12 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

The Republicans losing their Senate majority because they were infected with the virus by Rand Paul may be the greatest story ever told.

I'd also like to remind everyone that Kentucky elected a Democratic governor recently. I'm not saying...I'm just saying. 

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3 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'd also like to remind everyone that Kentucky elected a Democratic governor recently. I'm not saying...I'm just saying. 

If he croaked does the governor have the power to appoint someone right away?  I read some blurbs about this yesterday and from what I gathered the 17th amendment allows the state legislature to empower the governor to make an appointment.  Since the Kentucky hillbilly legislature is (R), what if they don't "empower the governor"?  Can a state just go with one asshole senator and call it good?

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5 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'd also like to remind everyone that Kentucky elected a Democratic governor recently. I'm not saying...I'm just saying. 

Kentucky, like West Virginia, is very evenly split by Party ID - mid 40s each and the rest "independent". They just don't vote Democrat at the federal level as much for the same reason they don't in Texas - institutional failure and a nationalized message that isn't regionally resonant. 

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