Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

[theaveragejon 988]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

There ain't a lot of sports that we will play them H2H that they are better than us next year.  Maybe MBB and women's tennis, but Texas should be better than them in volleyball, softball, soccer, football, WBB, men's tennis.  Baseball remains to be seen, but if we take their coach and some of their roster, we have that advantage. 

Football will carry so much weight.

beat them on both ends of football 2011 and 2024. Take their conference. Take their coach. It’ll be uncut aggy tears. 
 

Drink their milkshake! 

[Js1 85425]

1 minute ago, theaveragejon said:

Football will carry so much weight.

beat them on both ends of football 2011 and 2024. Take their conference. Take their coach. It’ll be uncut aggy tears. 
 

Drink their milkshake! 

Yes, football carries a lot of weight.  But Texas can enter the SEC and assert itself by winning the vast majority of H2H matchups next year as SEC conference foes and start relegating aggy to #2 in the state, as is their natural place. 

[South Austin 52521]

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

There ain't a lot of sports that we will play them H2H that they are better than us next year.  Maybe MBB and women's tennis, but Texas should be better than them in volleyball, softball, soccer, football, WBB, men's tennis.  Baseball remains to be seen, but if we take their coach and some of their roster, we have that advantage. 

As long as this guy is in college, they own us in meat judging.  He's the Tom Brady of the sport.

[chemHORN 1240]

"Jim, when your team scores would you rather have a bunch of bubbles blown in your face, or a M'er F'in cannon shot off?"

[immamac 42868]

19 minutes ago, immamac said:

I intentionally stay dark on these things. It's not as fun for me to not be part of the rampant speculation. I guess the only spoiler I have is I know pretty solidly who is full of shit and who isn't based on sources not info. 

And yes to clarify this is an admission of me not knowing shit generally speaking. I think it's pretty obvious when I'm the primary source (lots of things regarding burnt ends or not secret TOF stuff etc) and when I'm just being part of the fun that is a coaching search or transfer portal get etc. 

Basically when it's obvious that I'm running the shit because I'm the organizer I know everything. When I'm not intentionally stay in the dark to the actual scoop, not to the narrative/players if that makes sense. 

[closetojumping 62747]

22 minutes ago, PilotsError said:

Then keep the tidbits to yourself. Otherwise you’re just Cruiser. 

I wasn’t trying to be provocative with my post. I thought it was pretty well understood that the assistants were coming. 

[NorthLoop 14216]

13 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

It’s times like this I wish the McRib was in season 

I expect the McRib to be back no later than Thursday. 

[Redneck Mutha 8006]

13 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Ag spin incoming:

Stoopid sips stole a coach from us who didn't even win the NC.  Good riddance, we're going to bring in someone even better.  Maybe a middlin ACC coach that'll lose everyone in the portal but bring in a bunch of real lunchpail kids from DIII.  We clearly need a culture change and Coach Antelope is gonna get us there!  So take that ya stoopid sips!

 

ISWYDT

[Pescado_Rojo 19424]

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

If it's Schloss, are all the assistants coming?  We have the "text" from Goins that says Drew Bishop is going to be an assistant, which means someone from aggyville isn't coming.  Could Cain go back to LSU and only Earley and Weiner come? 

Unless Bishop is coming back to do Ops. 

I feel like Weiner will get a shot at a HC gig sooner than later. I doubt aggy's ego would let them hire him right now, but someone is going to give him a shot soon. Are any jobs other than ours (and aggy) still open? 

[Viper 12109]

21 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

My dad talked to one of the players grandfather at the feed store . It’s Schloss

send me your $9.95 tomorrow

Aggy NIL connection confirmed

[SydneyCarton 48111]

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

I feel like Weiner will get a shot at a HC gig sooner than later. I doubt aggy's ego would let them hire him right now, but someone is going to give him a shot soon. Are any jobs other than ours (and aggy) still open? 

There will be after A&M makes their replacement hire, sir. 

[NorthLoop 14216]

22 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

My dad talked to one of the players grandfather at the feed store . It’s Schloss

send me your $9.95 tomorrow

Yeah but that old man was also yapping about ghosts and voices in his cornfield. 

[Viper 12109]

1 minute ago, Redneck Mutha said:

ISWYDT

why does he look like he's wearing a surgeon's smock?

[Rex Kramer 1339]

1 hour ago, mrhorn said:

That’s a kiss of death if I’ve ever seen one. Dude is a clown.
That’s a kiss of death if I’ve ever seen one. Dude is a clown.

Olin Buchanan is a nice dude. Or was back in the 90s. He interviewed me multiple times in the Westlake Picayune. I had no idea he’d gone Aggy. Maybe he always was. 

[Redneck Mutha 8006]

Just now, Viper said:

why does he look like he's wearing a surgeon's smock?

Cause he plans on carving up his opponents like a surgeon, ya stupid sips!

[Js1 85425]

2 minutes ago, Viper said:

why does he look like he's wearing a surgeon's smock?

The Matt Rhule “I’m a fat creepy fuck” look

[SydneyCarton 48111]

Just now, Rex Kramer said:

Olin Buchanan is a nice dude. Or was back in the 90s. He interviewed me multiple times in the Westlake Picayune. I had no idea he’d gone Aggy. Maybe he always was. 

He was always an aggy, right up to the point several years ago when he went on racist screeds despite being married to and having a child with a mexican woman. He's the perfect aggie. 

[South Austin 52521]

3 minutes ago, Viper said:

why does he look like he's wearing a surgeon's smock?

"Because he's ready to dissect SEC offenses." -- Looch

Edit:  Dammit, Redneck Mutha.

Edited June 25 by South Austin

[SydneyCarton 48111]

Just now, South Austin said:

"Because he's ready to dissect SEC offenses." -- Looch

I was thinking that because, unlike Tommy Boy, he doesn't trust his butcher and wants to get his head all the way up the cow's ass. 

[SOBMarcos 59]

FWIW Inside Texas is saying PC tomorrow 

where? not in their ON3 site

[Hank Kingsley 20972]

8 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

ISWYDT

[Zhorn96 1773]

15 minutes ago, South Austin said:

As long as this guy is in college, they own us in meat judging.  He's the Tom Brady of the sport.

His name is “Pussy Slayer”

[utee94 15835]

4 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Cause he plans on carving up his opponents like a surgeon, ya stupid sips!

 

6 minutes ago, Viper said:

why does he look like he's wearing a surgeon's smock?

 

[BlackCat 438]

Seems like info is leaking out in a controlled manner. It sounds like the decision to get rid of Pierce was made behind closed doors when the conflicts with his staff passed a certain point. That would mean there was more than enough time to back channel with Schloss, hammer out a framework, come to general terms, and create safe lines of communication long before the playoffs even started. 
 

I think that’s the part many are likely discounting. The ags playoff run likely isn’t even that germane to the situation. 

[The Earl of Texas 3137]

 

[CashMcCoy 3199]

10 minutes ago, SOBMarcos said:

where? not in their ON3 site

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

Just now, CashMcCoy said:

lmao....Eric can't help but to be a douche bag. 

[chemHORN 1240]

8 minutes ago, BlackCat said:

Seems like info is leaking out in a controlled manner. It sounds like the decision to get rid of Pierce was made behind closed doors when the conflicts with his staff passed a certain point. That would mean there was more than enough time to back channel with Schloss, hammer out a framework, come to general terms, and create safe lines of communication long before the playoffs even started. 
 

I think that’s the part many are likely discounting. The ags playoff run likely isn’t even that germane to the situation. 

To be Fair, Erin Hogan just said on 102.7 ESPN Austin Radio that he heard from someone he knows and trust that it may have been Pierce that leaked the story to Bohls, forcing UT's hand yesterday.   If so, man what a piece of work he is turning out to be.  

Edited June 25 by chemHORN

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

Just now, chemHORN said:

To be Fair, Erin Hogan just said on ESPN that he heard from someone he knows and trust that it may have been Pierce that leaked the story to Bohls, forcing UT's hand yesterday.   If so, man what a piece of work he is turning out to be.  

Is there a link?

[kevwun 15798]

Not a shocker when he can't get along with his own staff.  He's a petty, angry little man.

Bohls breaking it was pretty solid evidence that UT wasn't behind it.  I don't CDC would have done it to Schloss the day of the final game.

Edited June 25 by kevwun

[chemHORN 1240]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Is there a link?

I don't currently have a link. I'm sure they podcast their shows.  He literally just said it about 20 minutes ago on air.  I was listening on my way to work.  Also I updated my post to indicated this was on 102.7 ESPN Austin Radio just to be clear.  

Edited June 25 by chemHORN

[Js1 85425]

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Not a shocker when he can't get along with his own staff.  He's a petty, angry little man.

[Rex Kramer 1339]

25 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

He was always an aggy, right up to the point several years ago when he went on racist screeds despite being married to and having a child with a mexican woman. He's the perfect aggie. 

I was a 16 and 17 year old impressionable kid. Didn’t know any of that. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19424]

13 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

To be Fair, Erin Hogan just said on 102.7 ESPN Austin Radio that he heard from someone he knows and trust that it may have been Pierce that leaked the story to Bohls, forcing UT's hand yesterday.   If so, man what a piece of work he is turning out to be.  

He probably read my post yesterday suggesting that's what happened. Not that difficult to make that assumption

(Hi Erin!)

Edited June 25 by Pescado_Rojo

[kevwun 15798]

Pierce had an axe to grind and Bohls is a contrarian jackass who wanted a big scoop for his new job.  It was a match made in hell.

[huge 3793]

13 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He's a petty, angry little man.

Guy I know played for him at Episcopal in Houston back in the day and said Pierce was a grade A asshole and no one liked him.  So this is nothing new.

[Fondren & Main 6726]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

I intentionally stay dark on these things. It's not as fun for me to not be part of the rampant speculation. I guess the only spoiler I have is I know pretty solidly who is full of shit and who isn't based on sources not info. 

Can you start Vince Carter dunking on people that are full of shit?  That would be entertaining.  I always get a good chuckle when @closetojumping barbecues somebody to extra crispy on here.  It would at least help me put more folks on ignore lol.

[Js1 85425]

2 minutes ago, huge said:

Guy I know played for him at Episcopal in Houston back in the day and said Pierce was a grade A asshole and no one liked him.  So this is nothing new.

It's quite obvious just how fucking inept Patterson and Perrin were.  CDC understands you have to recruit coaches with personalities that mesh well. 

Players didn't seem happy while playing for Shaka, Herman, Pierce. 

[Lat22 4015]

58 minutes ago, PvilleStang said:

I propose moving college station adjacent to Lake Buchanan so we can get these aggy tears to fill up Lake Travis and Lake Buchanan by weeks end.  Hoping there will be a plethora of said tears in the next few days.

And we could stock them with Speckled Trout.

[Steel Shank 9428]

39 minutes ago, immamac said:

And yes to clarify this is an admission of me not knowing shit generally speaking. I think it's pretty obvious when I'm the primary source (lots of things regarding burnt ends or not secret TOF stuff etc) and when I'm just being part of the fun that is a coaching search or transfer portal get etc. 

Basically when it's obvious that I'm running the shit because I'm the organizer I know everything. When I'm not intentionally stay in the dark to the actual scoop, not to the narrative/players if that makes sense. 

Steel Shank: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?

Immamac: No, sir. No way.

Steel Shank: Because we just want to hear the truth.

Immamac: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.

[Deej 76834]

22 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

To be Fair, Erin Hogan just said on 102.7 ESPN Austin Radio

Is it radio when it's only online?

 

[Post Oak 20246]

Talk to me about his assistants.  I assume they're all competent but I don't know shit about fuck with regard to these things

 

[chemHORN 1240]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Is it radio when it's only online?

 

Not sure what you mean.  I was listening to it on 102.7 in Austin in my car.  He doesn't work for The Horn anymore.  

[dcar00 14276]

Just now, Post Oak said:

Talk to me about his assistants.  I assume they're all competent but I don't know shit about fuck with regard to these things

 

the pitching coach, Max somethin or other, smiles with his eyes when he visits the mound...

[chemHORN 1240]

[capnamerca 571]

10/$32m is some serious "we are the Joneses" shit (if true).

[Deej 76834]

4 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Not sure what you mean.  I was listening to it on 102.7 in Austin in my car.  He doesn't work for The Horn anymore.  

That's right. Sorry. His partner is so bad I just quit listening altogether and forgot he'd moved. 

[SquishMitten 10415]

5 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Talk to me about his assistants.  I assume they're all competent but I don't know shit about fuck with regard to these things

 

They took a team to within one game of a Championship. No idea if they would all come with him if he’s the guy or if he’d be making a few changes/upgrades since I don’t follow Aggy baseball outside of when we played them. As with every staff on every team in every sport, I’m sure there are multiple weak spots

[Js1 85425]

5 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Talk to me about his assistants.  I assume they're all competent but I don't know shit about fuck with regard to these things

 

Cain has been a big time assistant for a while - 6 years assistant at LSU, 3 years at aggy.  Was assistant coach/recruiting coordinator at LSU

Earley was at ASU for 5 years before coming to aggy.  Oversees the offense.

Weiner is young but upcoming.  Graduated college in 2017, 1 year pitching coordinator in the minors, 5 years pitching coordinator for Mariners before jumping to aggy.  Definitely a hot name

[Duane Moore 5243]

11 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

Steel Shank: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?

Immamac: No, sir. No way.

Steel Shank: Because we just want to hear the truth.

Immamac: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.

OK, then.