Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

[BillyGoatHill 4312]

23 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

Dork? Cult Convention....they are just missing the black track suits and Nike sneakers.

[tx 3 putt 76870]

[SydneyCarton 48054]

Lost in all this delicious excitement, lets not forget one Toilet Smurf, Taylor Hamm. That motherfucker loves baseball and Aggie athletics more than his children. Literally. That motherfucker is going to be simultaniously devastated personally by this news while also trying to scream "I told you so" to anyone who will listen to demonstrate that he stll has a skid mark of relevance. That fucking guy. 

[Park Gothic 5016]

8 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/35848-2024-college-world-series/?do=findComment&comment=6253858

Man, Seals are such weirdos. 

[Blackcat00 759]

Presser will be tomorrow.

Not Vitello

Edited June 25 by Blackcat00

[Navin R. Johnson 705]

Those aggy baseball players finna get raped. But they don’t mind that 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2937]

1 minute ago, Blackcat00 said:

Presser will be tomorrow.

Not Vitello

[Frank Drebin 5655]

Which Ags should we target in portal?

[Viper 12103]

1 minute ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Those aggy baseball players finna get raped. But they don’t mind that 

schloss tonight to a few of the star players

[MuellerHorn 4228]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Lost in all this delicious excitement, lets not forget one Toilet Smurf, Taylor Hamm. That motherfucker loves baseball and Aggie athletics more than his children. Literally. That motherfucker is going to be simultaniously devastated personally by this news while also trying to scream "I told you so" to anyone who will listen to demonstrate that he stll has a skid mark of relevance. That fucking guy. 

In fact, he's going to sacrifice his children to the cause.

Edited June 25 by MuellerHorn

[Js1 85275]

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

 

Bat boy?

[Laxtonto 12078]

 

[Beau Vine 54207]

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

 

So is Bellville. And that Belville Meat Market is their grand central station. Ain't meeting there. 

[Hank Kingsley 20905]

20 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

5 stages of grief moving at warp speed right now…

 

I don’t know what this is in response too exactly, AggiesToday is deleting stuff at high rate right now lol

 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

I don’t know what this is in response too exactly, AggiesToday is deleting stuff at high rate right now lol

 

Kind of funny to see figs call out blinn

[JGHorn 148]

3 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

 

[ClubWhatever 12120]

We negotiated the 3M buyout down via our skilled HR team, member

[Hook1997 5351]

9 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I’ve actually eaten there, just due to lack of choices at like 4 and being hungry….

Edited June 25 by Hook1997

[The Ace of Aces 5175]

It isn’t CDC’s way to wait on a coach decision publicly. If Schloss is saying he’s still deciding he’s flat out lying to aggy imo. 

Edited June 25 by The Ace of Aces

[Tex Pete 20330]

Just now, JGHorn said:

Trev Alberts will REALLY hate us now! And in typical Cornhusker fashion, he won’t be able to do anything about it. 

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

Courtesy of @Longhornfrenzy

[MuellerHorn 4228]

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I’ve actually eaten there, just do to lack of choices at like 4 and being hungry….

Do all meals come with your own Diet Coke refill button?

[Mr. Drummond 2198]

Why does the bus say "SEC COUNTRY"   Seriously, i dont get it.    I assume its the bus from IAH to College station.      Just put Texas A&M or Omaha Bound or Texas Aggies (sic).     I know we make fun of them for thinking just being in the SECx3 is an accomplishment, but its been 10+ years already, get over it.

 

[NoName 16351]

3 minutes ago, JGHorn said:

they really did hire a guy that's somehow worse than Ross Bjork.

[Big Woodrows 4200]

 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 2937]

[SydneyCarton 48054]

I've often thought Trev Alberts penny pinching nature might rear it's head to pink sock the aggies on this, but I expected it to be him refusing to match a big time Texas money offer. I didn't actually imagine it happened months ago becuase he fired fucking support staff and has the fucking communication skills of NeverMarryAStripper's ex-wife during her period. 

Edited June 25 by SydneyCarton

[UncleBuck 6452]

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

Courtesy of @Longhornfrenzy

Lol @ the one that says "At least give Vitello a call." That's not how this works, aggy. WE'RE the real Texas. You guys can't do this shit that we're doing with your coach, because you're Texas A&M...

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

I don't think UT can officially offer him the job until it's been posted, etc.  That doesn't mean it isn't an done deal.

[jkates 316]

 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

Wonder who alleged important support staffer was? I assume he will be on our all star staff!

[Hank Kingsley 20905]

Trev Alberts is an asshole? Who could have ever guessed? 

[Mr. Drummond 2198]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I've often thought Trev Alberts penny pinching nature rear it's head to pink sock the aggies on this, but I expected it to be him refusing to match a big time Texas money offer. I didn't actually imagine it happened months ago becuase he hired fucking support staff and has the fucking communication skills of NeverMarryAStripper's ex-wife during her period. 

You don't just have random typos, you have typos that completely change the meaning of the sentence.  Its remarkable.

[freyguy 4262]

8 minutes ago, JGHorn said:

[MuellerHorn 4228]

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I don't think UT can officially offer him the job until it's been posted, etc.  That doesn't mean it isn't an done deal.

I don't think that's a thing when it comes to high-level or head-coaching positions.

[NoName 16351]

even Aggies hate Kirk

also getting the "best friend" stuff backed by Kendall now, after A&M fans saying this whole time they weren't that close.

 

[Navin R. Johnson 705]

I thought Bjork was a Texas plant. Now trev alberts might surpass him. Who are the powerful Texas exes making these moves?

[Laxtonto 12078]

[RollingPresidential 632]

Not that this isn't delicious, but weren't a bunch of posters calling him a scumbag who bangs co-eds like a week ago? 

 

Just making it clear that I do not care what he does so long as it does not interfere with winning (legal jeopardy interferes with winning!).

[SydneyCarton 48054]

Just now, Mr. Drummond said:

You don't just have random typos, you have typos that completely change the meaning of the sentence.  Its remarkable.

[LTtxfan 49143]

5 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

It isn’t CSC’s way to wait on a coach decision publicly. If Schloss is saying he’s still deciding he’s flat out lying to aggy imo. 

CSC ??   

C+C Music Factory ??

Gonna Make You Sweat??

 

[theaveragejon 988]

17 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Which Ags should we target in portal?

Prager. 

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

Just now, RollingPresidential said:

Not that this isn't delicious, but weren't a bunch of posters calling him a scumbag who bangs co-eds like a week ago? 

 

Not me. I praised him for pulling some of that fine tcu ass

[Duane Moore 5237]

This is so much fun

[MuellerHorn 4228]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Not me. I praised him for pulling some of that fine tcu ass

Avatar checks out.

Edited June 25 by MuellerHorn

[Rickylovesweed 14262]

Trev Alberts first big move might be losing the best coach aggy has had in a major sport to their in-state rival. 

Yikes. 

[Rimbo 25911]

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Zwinnerman isn't all but admitting he's gone (seems like he is), but the very fact that no one on the aTm side has reported anything or admitted there was even a possibility, to now having an insider say he has a meeting with College Station brass should be a pretty, prettaaaaay jarring realization for Aggies. Someone wake up @Longhornfrenzy becuase the melt that is about to happen is going to be epic, and Liucci is gonna be deleting threads the way Ketchum deletes entire grocery aisles. 

lol @ the idea that ketch gets food from the grocery store

 

[Wishbone 4759]

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Bat boy?

Cabana boy

[NeverMarryAStripper 21872]

12 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I’ve actually eaten there, just due to lack of choices at like 4 and being hungry….

I hope you were wearing a gay pride shirt and a Biden Hat

[NoName 16351]

lol, hamm is now at the acceptance step

 

Edited June 25 by NoName