Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

[BornAndRaised 12281]

4 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

I can only read a few of these posts at a time at work before I have to look at old Ursula pics to make me go from midnight to 6. These last pages are erotic.

The aggy tears / screenshot megathread is HOT right now. Go get your fill.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

 

[Chopper 17230]

I was going to write that right now would be a hilarious time to leak that a new Assistant AD named Justin Moore had been hired at Texas. But TU (Tulsa) hired him as AD on June 12.

[utee94 15809]

1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

The aggy tears / screenshot megathread is HOT right now. Go get your fill.

[Beau Vine 54209]

36 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Do all meals come with your own Diet Coke refill button?

No, but you can throw your ketchup there.

[Horn75 193]

What is Kimble schuessler thinking right now? Transferred when schloss was hired at aggy

[Beau Vine 54209]

32 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I don't think UT can officially offer him the job until it's been posted, etc. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10231]

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Wonder who alleged important support staffer was? I assume he will be on our all star staff!

Chris Park, Deputy Athletic Director and baseball support among other things.  Aggy through and through... himself and wife and let go less that 2 years from when Bjork hired him away from Washington St.

 

Edited June 25 by MonkeyDoughnut

[Hookem10 734]

3 minutes ago, NoName said:

just to be clear:

• 60s: 7 CWS appearances
• 70s: 1 national championship, 6 CWS appearances
• 80s: 1 national championship, 3 CWS runner ups, 7 CWS appearances
• 90s: 2 CWS appearances
• 00s: 2 national championship, 2 CWS runner ups, 6 CWS appearances
• 10s: 3 CWS appearances
• 20s: 2 CWS appearances

Texas A&M has 8 CWS appearances in their 147 year history. Texas has 8 in the last 21 years lol

in the last 21 years, Texas A&M has 4 total CWS appearances.

 

Non blue bloods and never gonna be’s are funny. Fucking idiots trying to compare college baseball stats. Sad and entertaining at the same time. 

[Fondren & Main 6703]

Aggy is so delusional and so giving with their sky high expectations.

[The Dog 44019]

from the screenshot thread: 

[jimmyjazz 45893]

Trev Albert's what?

[Sal 1088]

2025 Texas Longhorns Baseball: Schloss's Big Weiner 

[Beau Vine 54209]

[Rimbo 25915]

aggy should hire biggio as their new coach just to make everything right in the world

[Darth Tron 1122]

12 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

"botched"?

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

🤣

[BigHornedLurker 1936]

they'll be calling him prince albert before long 

[GreenspointTexas 9598]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

🤣

How is this pathetic fat fuck still alive?

[Blotto 23491]

 

1 hour ago, MrBig said:

Has this been posted already? I can’t stop laughing 

 

Hello....is this the Beastiality Society of Milkmen? I'd like to report a case of  stolen valor

 

53 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

I didnt know baseball teams had fluffers. If he takes after his dad, he can give them all BJs standing up, which will cut down on the cost of kneepads and keep Trev happy. 

[tx 3 putt 76880]

18 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Did we page him at the airport?

worst, the deal is about to fall apart. Like Saban, he’ll never be able to find a house in Austin 

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[SydneyCarton 48068]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

🤣

Of course this fat, detestable motherfucker is going to pretend like he never has heard coach speak before in his life. 

Sure, he'll be branded a liar by many. They're called Aggies and they're dumb as fuck. 

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

How is this pathetic fat fuck still alive?

Because there is no God. 

[TexArcher 37771]

5 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

🤣

 

We'll brand him a national champion, you donut chugger.

[kevwun 15770]

He's spent decades covering coaches and he's still manages to be a complete dumbfuck about how coaching hires work.

[DaysOff 7947]

Can't believe that fat toad is still alive.

[MonkeyDoughnut 10231]

Trev Alberts as an administrator:

Omaha (Univ Nebraska-Omaha) - eliminated football and wrestling
Nebraska - Fired Frost, hired Rhule...otherwise didn't do much else did he?
Texas A&M - tbd... not looking good though

[jimmyjazz 45893]

I see we've moved on to Stage 2:

[F250 28766]

Fucking with aggy during their once in a century championship game and then tormenting them the day after is awesome.

Big Brother will be doing it a lot more often now that they are under the shadow again.

 

[TexArcher 37771]

Just now, kevwun said:

He's spent decades covering coaches and he's still manages to be a complete dumbfuck about how coaching hires work.

He's just being a fat, pandering piece of shit.  He understands what's happening and how to get clicks out of it.

[utee94 15809]

6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

🤣

So John's never seen the post where he denied leaving TCU for the ags?  

[pearlandhorn 3269]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

I see we've moved on to Stage 2:

I'd argue we're on stage 3 and going on stage 4 at this point.

[Deej 76756]

[MonkeyDoughnut 10231]

turning on the 12th man again...

[BachelorTrek 2967]

9 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

🤣

"I can't hear you with all this money in my ears!"

[IDIOTsavant 8483]

The only thing McClain’s broken in years is furniture.

[tx 3 putt 76880]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

looch is about to cash in on those rubes 

[Cousin Strawberry 1261]

Fake 

Edited June 25 by Cousin Strawberry

[JGHorn 148]

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

 

Kendall said its a fake account

[Hank Kingsley 20908]

nm

Edited June 25 by Hank Kingsley

[Not a Sock 2311]

Just now, Cousin Strawberry said:

 

Fake Account 

[Radical Larry 28566]

[David Dennison 18851]

No matter what happens, this is fun.

[JGHorn 148]

Just now, David Dennison said:

No matter what happens, this is fun.

.....and I get nothing done

[JOSEYWALES66 1801]

2 minutes ago, JGHorn said:

Kendall said its a fake account

But did he say that it was wrong?  😀

 

[chemHORN 1239]

[Blotto 23491]

5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

looch is about to cash in on those rubes 

about to? that dude has been  fleecing those dumb fucks for a couple of decades. 

[JGHorn 148]

Guy on SEC Rant saying "it's done. Announcement imminent"

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

No matter what happens, this is fun.

At this point it might be even more fun if we announce Vitello and Tennessee announces Schloss.

[Radical Larry 28566]

There it is. Chip broke it and I’m not giving him clicks. 

[tx 3 putt 76880]

CDC press conference should break out in a ‘SEC!SEC!SEC!’ Chant