Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire

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7 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

He looks like famous Texas-Ex, Mark Duplass.  He'll fit right in  

[Dbeasy 15,075]

6 hours ago, Ricky Butler said:

God, these A&M fans love too hard. They just get something nice and have to pretend that’s it’s the greatest love in history. They make everything weird and then turn into psychos when it’s time to break-up. 

[Js1 85,449]

[FloridaHorn 4,769]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Christ Almighty..,,this may be their most delusional post to date. The NCAA has tried to enforce rules along the way and they have been sued and loss at every turn. They can’t punish schools for blatant disregard to the rules and this idiot thinks they are handing out a death penalty sentence?

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

The funniest part in all this is they were absolutely blindsided by this....they never even saw it coming except for Hamm of all people.

[markstanco 12,586]

Cliff Godwin from East Carolina seems a pretty good fit. So I hope they don't hire him. 

Well if they do hire him and he turns out to be good, and schloss doesn’t work out for some reason, welcome to the 40 coach Godwin!

[Js1 85,449]

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

The funniest part in all this is they were absolutely blindsided by this....they never even saw it coming except for Hamm of all people.

No no no, Looch, Brauniger and Kendall all claim they heard / knew about this since April but they clearly refused to believe it. They couldn’t fathom that their best coach on campus would leave them for big bad Texas.  Now they’re just riling up the rubes against Texas/Schloss - because clearly Schloss and Co. spent 2 months not trying to win a championship despite being 1 game away from a title 

[kevwun 15,811]

And beat Texas in the playoffs.  Seems like that would have been a rather good chance to sabotage the program.

[closetohumping 17,454]

Schloss is a pipe dream. Dumb ass sips

 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/texas-s-awful-season-has-longhorns-fabricating-that-they-can-steal-a-m-s-schlossnagle

[Deej 76,858]

Hogan this morning saying CDC had been driving to College Station in his wife's car and staying with Schloss during the season. 

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,427]

Goddamn, I woke up hungover from too much aggy misery only to find the party is still going. I'm going to need detox after this. 

[UncleBuck 6,455]

Obligatory "This thread is starting to remind me of the Urban thread/Can't wait to see the meltdown when this doesn't happen/You're stupid if you think Schloss is really going to leave for Texas/*insert general puss-wringing" post..

[UncleBuck 6,455]

16 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hogan this morning saying CDC had been driving to College Station in his wife's car and staying with Schloss during the season. 

 

I mentioned this had been going on since long before our own season ever ended. I didn't know they were fuckin', though. 

[Tex Pete 20,410]

54 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The funniest part in all this is they were absolutely blindsided by this....they never even saw it coming except for Hamm of all people.

Taylor Hamm looks for information in places most aren’t willing to go. Sure, he gets urinal overspray on him all the time, but the info is valuable, even if he goes home smelling like piss. 
 

it’s not a surprise to me that Hamm is the tallest midget in college station. It should be embarrassing to Billy Loochie, though. 

[Tex Pete 20,410]

1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

I mentioned this had been going on since long before our own season ever ended. I didn't know they were fuckin', though. 

Uh, I think the only one who got fucked was Texas A&M. 

[Horn80 6,131]

9 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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2 hours ago, Acropora said:

Don't worry Jim.  At Texas we like dancing women.   Hell, we even have women romancing each other.....

Don't forget the stripper and the monkey. 

[Rockwell Torrey 1,294]

2 hours ago, Acropora said:

Don't worry Jim.  At Texas we like dancing women.   Hell, we even have women romancing each other.....

We have lost some recruits this way…and won some this way.

[Pescado_Rojo 19,427]

22 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Uh, I think the only one who got fucked was Texas A&M. 

They got Eiffel Towered

[Js1 85,449]

They're becoming self aware of their mediocre history, their place as a stepping stone to blue blood jobs and that Alberts is going to Steve Patterson them by being a cheap ass MBA/Finance Bro type of AD. 

[closetohumping 17,454]

57 minutes ago, Deej said:

Hogan this morning saying CDC had been driving to College Station in his wife's car and staying with Schloss during the season. 

 

Hey Jim.  Got good news and bad news.  Bad news first.  The shitters clogged. Good news. How would you like to coach the Texas Longhorns?

 

 

also this:

 

 

Edited June 26 by closetohumping

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

5 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They're becoming self aware of their mediocre history, their place as a stepping stone to blue blood jobs and that Alberts is going to Steve Patterson them by being a cheap ass MBA/Finance Bro type of AD. 

Would self awareness be considered the "bargaining" stage of grief? Or should we add "temporary self-awareness" to their grief stages?

[Tex Pete 20,410]

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Would self awareness be considered the "bargaining" stage of grief? Or should we add "temporary self-awareness" to their grief stages?

It is the bottom of the first hill on the rollercoaster. In a week: clickity clack, motherfuckers. 

[Js1 85,449]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Would self awareness be considered the "bargaining" stage of grief? Or should we add "temporary self-awareness" to their grief stages?

 

Think we are at 3b for sure.  

Edited June 26 by Js1

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1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

The funniest part in all this is they were absolutely blindsided by this....they never even saw it coming except for Hamm of all people.

Only aggies saw his response to the question as confirmation he was staying the rest of the world was quoting Hall and Oates, “he’s gone”

[hornian 5,222]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Schloss is a pipe dream. Dumb ass sips

 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/texas-s-awful-season-has-longhorns-fabricating-that-they-can-steal-a-m-s-schlossnagle

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There are many reasons that Schloss won’t be leaving College Station; there are even more why he won’t be leaving College Station for Austin, of all places. He’s getting the renovations to Olsen that he wants. He has full support in his pursuit of top transfers and commitment to the program’s excellence in general. If I had to look into my crystal ball, I’d say that he’s in Maroon and White until he retires. Texas will have to look elsewhere to try to keep up with Texas A&M baseball.

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1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Schloss is a pipe dream. Dumb ass sips

 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/texas-s-awful-season-has-longhorns-fabricating-that-they-can-steal-a-m-s-schlossnagle

I love the linked articles at the bottom

 

 

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24 minutes ago, Js1 said:

They're becoming self aware of their mediocre history, their place as a stepping stone to blue blood jobs and that Alberts is going to Steve Patterson them by being a cheap ass MBA/Finance Bro type of AD. 

There’s about oh 2% of them that get it.

[Js1 85,449]

2 minutes ago, hornian said:

He’s getting the renovations to Olsen that he wants. He has full support in his pursuit of top transfers and commitment to the program’s excellence in general.

Because he can't get that anywhere else and the luxury of not having the fucking weirdo cult to deal with.

FFS, Old Army really threw a fit about female dancers at the game.  For a guy who allegedly left TCU because he liked the coeds, you're basically telling him he will never ever ever fit in at your school.  

[closetohumping 17,454]

They’re talking about this on espn.  😛. Calling out Schloss integrity

[trubbaman 36]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

They’re talking about this on espn.  😛. Calling out Schloss integrity

Gotta stoke The Hate. Hate is Money.

[Deej 76,858]

6 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

They’re talking about this on espn.  😛. Calling out Schloss integrity

Integrity? At least he wasn't stealing hurricane relief money and funneling it into the football program. 

[Js1 85,449]

Just hilarious how much I am supposed to care about Schloss' personality and how he left. 

Beard is an asshole.  I wish he was still our coach (if he didn't fuck up). 

Vic is overly religious and it bothers me.  Love him as our coach

Mike White is a dick.  Glad he's our coach

Mack was a selfish piece of shit but he hoisted a national title for us

Lane Kiffin is a fucking troll.  I'd take him in a heartbeat if Sark wasn't our coach

Nick Saban seems like a giant asshole.  7 trophies

Bill Belichick is a massive asshole.  8 Super Bowl wins

Dawn Staley had a reputation for a long time as a hardass bitch.  Go check the rings

 

I don't know these people in real life, they are not my friends. Just go when some damn games for me as long as you aren't embarrassing the program, like a Dave Bliss, Chris Beard, Kim Mulkey, etc. 

[C-Man 27,239]

Schloss is a pipe dream. Dumb ass sips
 
https://gigemgazette.com/posts/texas-s-awful-season-has-longhorns-fabricating-that-they-can-steal-a-m-s-schlossnagle

Graham Harmon:

[Js1 85,449]

Oh yeah, he’s a diddler

[Saint Austin 745]

Guess he didn't realize Schloss to Texas was predestined. 

[LTtxfan 49,318]

20 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

They’re talking about this on espn.  😛. Calling out Schloss integrity

Embrace The Hate -- we have always been

"The Villain" 🤘

 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,427]

3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh yeah, he’s a diddler

Youth Pastor Energy

[C-Man 27,239]

Oh yeah, he’s a diddler

I

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                         Aggy                                  Texas

[Redneck Mutha 8,007]

Yes.  He had such little integrity that he continued coaching them to victory over the team he was leaving for in the regional and completed their best major sports finish in 85 years. 

[F250 28,802]

30 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Because he can't get that anywhere else and the luxury of not having the fucking weirdo cult to deal with.

FFS, Old Army really threw a fit about female dancers at the game.  For a guy who allegedly left TCU because he liked the coeds, you're basically telling him he will never ever ever fit in at your school.  

Imagine being used to this at TCU.

 

Then arriving at aggy.

"Hey coach, this is Jaxxon he is your designated snuff boy."

 

 

[CoTex 1,160]

24 minutes ago, Saint Austin said:

Guess he didn't realize Schloss to Texas was predestined. 

When this guy reads this post he'll question his own faith, if he hasn't started already.  ha!

[closetohumping 17,454]

ESPN radio debating if this is a bigger sports lie than “I will not be the head coach of Alabama “

[David Dennison 18,940]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

ESPN radio debating if this is a bigger sports lie than “I will not be the head coach of Alabama “

That worked out OK for Nick Saban and Alabama.

Just sayin'.

[Chuckie Finster 22,702]

34 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Just hilarious how much I am supposed to care about Schloss' personality and how he left. 

I have yet to see anyone explain the acceptable way to answer the question at the press conference.

"Thanks for the question. This will be my last game at Texas A&M, I will be accepting the Texas job tomorrow." - WHY IS HE MAKING A TOUGH NIGHT EVEN WORSE

"Tonight should be about the team and that is all I will discuss for now." - HE'S OBVIOUSLY HIDING SOMETHING, WHY ISN'T HE BEING HONEST

"No, I have no intention to pursue other opportunities" - LYING BASTARD

He was a little ruder than probably necessary (although understandable, given he just lost the CWS) but there's no acceptable answer to that question, given what was already transpiring behind the scenes.

[petscii 1,189]

15 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

I have yet to see anyone explain the acceptable way to answer the question at the press conference.

"Thanks for the question. This will be my last game at Texas A&M, I will be accepting the Texas job tomorrow." - WHY IS HE MAKING A TOUGH NIGHT EVEN WORSE

"Tonight should be about the team and that is all I will discuss for now." - HE'S OBVIOUSLY HIDING SOMETHING, WHY ISN'T HE BEING HONEST

"No, I have no intention to pursue other opportunities" - LYING BASTARD

He was a little ruder than probably necessary (although understandable, given he just lost the CWS) but there's no acceptable answer to that question, given what was already transpiring behind the scenes.

I think this is the last time I'm going to post on this.  I also think I am going to take a break until schedules start dropping.  He's been a shitbag everywhere he's coached.  What he did to the reporter (and a&m) is in character for him. I guess he won't ever do it again now that he's with "us".  Hopefully he can deliver on the expectations you all seems to have for him.  If not I see this getting really ugly.

 

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4 minutes ago, petscii said:

I think this is the last time I'm going to post on this.  I also think I am going to take a break until schedules start dropping.  He's been a shitbag everywhere he's coached.  What he did to the reporter (and a&m) is in character for him. I guess he won't ever do it again now that he's with "us".  Hopefully he can deliver on the expectations you all seems to have for him.  If not I see this getting really ugly.

 

You mean, just like it got really ugly at A&M with him almost winning the national championship?  Yeah I think we'd all take that.

[Armybrat 40,856]

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Schloss is a pipe dream. Dumb ass sips

 

https://gigemgazette.com/posts/texas-s-awful-season-has-longhorns-fabricating-that-they-can-steal-a-m-s-schlossnagle

In the comments, Angry Bevo and Joe Country nailed it to the wall.

[closetohumping 17,454]

6 minutes ago, petscii said:

I think this is the last time I'm going to post on this.  I also think I am going to take a break until schedules start dropping.  He's been a shitbag everywhere he's coached.  What he did to the reporter (and a&m) is in character for him. I guess he won't ever do it again now that he's with "us".  Hopefully he can deliver on the expectations you all seems to have for him.  If not I see this getting really ugly.

 

Yea I’m not sure Schloss is a good coach