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Schlossed and confused: When panic leads to an Earley hire


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2 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

If you look closely at those two headstones center left you can see that one has "Aggy Hopes" engraved on it, and the other has "Aggy Dreams".  CDC personally buried them there.

Did I see someone say John David Crowe is buried in that Snook cemetery?  You can't make this shit up.

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16 hours ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Then at the end she sinks her own argument. That was the funniest part. She says "It's like OSU and OU." LOL

I think, in her head, what she was looking for was something more like Florida-FSU. Or maybe UNC-Duke. But then she unknowingly stumbled onto a perfect comparison 

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Man, i cant stop. Looking at this aggy swollen pussy syndrome ASPS us an addiction.
Talk about jealous ex. Jeezus.
Suing ur ex for contract violation after he files for divorce and leaves?
What a bunch of lil bitches.
But I love it!
This hire has been 100% succesful.
They dont see how sad they look trying to find any way to get revenge on the ex that left them.
Durn immoral sips from that liberal cesspool! Awdacity of takin our corch that almost brung us a championship.

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3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Suspend him for a year? For fucking what? 

Do they not have logic classes at A&M?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again—A&M is not a serious fanbase. They demand you give them the respect of a Texas all while having the trophy case of a Louisiana Tech.

While demanding conformity to asinine traditions that would make organized religion blush 

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24 minutes ago, mrhorn said:

Now aggy catering is jumping in the mix. We’re so fucked.


 

Dumb bitch.  She probably isn't aware of the thousands of Aggy CWS Champions shirts and hats that were printed as well.  Until a deal is signed or a ball is caught up the 1B foul line, or Tennessee loses 2x, you don't have a deal done.  That said, there are always people getting prepared in case it does happen.

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11 hours ago, Hairy Biped said:

I stopped by here this morning to have a look and make sure CDC didn't leave any damning evidence lying around.  I drive by this place all of the time, and drove by it Tuesday morning.  I probably drove right by CDC and had no idea.  The past few days have been fun.  All of the Ags I know are pissed and conspiring to get retribution, even though they lack the ability to do anything about it.  The newest rumor I heard from them today was that Schloss already moved to Austin the first weekend of the CWS.  Nevermind the fact he was in Omaha coaching the whole time.

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I have a feeling this stop, and this photo op, are going to become part of UT lore-- like going to take a picture of "Dom" outside of Lajitas.

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1 hour ago, mrhorn said:

Now aggy catering is jumping in the mix. We’re so fucked.


 

Where on earth would Texas get huge letters from?  

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Also, how long in advance does she think you need to get catering and balloons?  I mean, maybe if you are a small operation, but she thinks the University of Texas needs weeks of planning to put together some balloons and catering?

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5 minutes ago, Texas Wahoo said:

Where on earth would Texas get huge letters from?  

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Also, how long in advance does she think you need to get catering and balloons?  I mean, maybe if you are a small operation, but she thinks the University of Texas needs weeks of planning to put together some balloons and catering?

She probably also thinks we couldn't get a toe by 3 o'clock-- with nail polish.

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5 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

I think, in her head, what she was looking for was something more like Florida-FSU. Or maybe UNC-Duke. But then she unknowingly stumbled onto a perfect comparison 

She could have cut her losses and agreed with Michigan Michigan State(even though miles better in basketball and has spurts post war in football that are way better than aggy) but she couldn't bring herself to do it.

I always thought the Mich and MSU comparison of flagship v land grant was close to valid for both sides(sports and academic).  Football is close to a wash.  We are better in baseball, they are better in basketball.  we kick their butt in almost all other sports that both play in though. 

 

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If this was in the works for months we could have gotten Schloss an actual burnt orange tie in time for the presser. This would have worked, purple to honor CDC and Schloss’s bond formed at TCU and Burnt Orange cause Hook’emIMG_2132.thumb.jpeg.7d908c67cf0fba4b51dd61beca235884.jpeg

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2 hours ago, mrhorn said:

Now aggy catering is jumping in the mix. We’re so fucked.


 

ha.  what she doesn't understand is we had 2 sets one that said schlossnagle and another that said vitello.  will just repurpose to "Love it!"

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2 hours ago, Pancho said:

They demand you give them the respect of a Texas all while having the trophy case of a Louisiana Tech.

I'm not entirely sure they even match LaTech in that regard.  I think it's 3-1 national titles in women's basketball alone.

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5 minutes ago, Hookem75 said:

 

I'm all about the narrative that he passed but I have to think mandatory bible study and 9pm curfews are a bridge too far even for aggy

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19 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

Heefner is a good coach but I'm not sure how his values will work at a major program. These type hires also scare me because Heefner has no experience at all dealing with NIL. 

RPI merchant. His season is baked every year once his midweek scheduling is finalized 

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6 hours ago, mrhorn said:

Now aggy catering is jumping in the mix. We’re so fucked.


 

What, these?  These are our everyday balloons and signage.  (By the way-the seafood tower was fantastic, I went back for thirds):

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Dude, a University with the meager resources of the University of Texas can't just "whip up" some illuminated letters.

And they definitely can't blow up balloons or get food in less than 24 hours.

Not. Possible.

"Heather Hills" is right.

Legal action confirmed. I pray we survive the aggy vengeance.

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20 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

What, these?  These are our everyday balloons and signage.  (By the way-the seafood tower was fantastic, I went back for thirds):

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Aggies are so damn dumb, we had those letters left over from the last “Los Choc Sachs” meeting. That’s the quarterly brown bag lunch meetings at the Alumni Center.

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Let's just forget that these same types of balloons and letters have been used for recruiting events, visits etc... for a long time now, and that most likely they've stocked up on the supplies and have kept the letters stored somewhere.... you can literally have this giant letter A delivered to your house tomorrow (woman and child not included... I don't think)... 

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3 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I mean shit, I shouldn't do this to help them out, but...

Just to add to the aggy's investigative work, the nearest Hobby Lobby to UT is in Sunset Valley, and traffic on 290 is awful.

Eau contraire . . . the 183 store is closer.  Ask me how I know (dammit).

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1 hour ago, Rickylovesweed said:

This is almost certainly what's happening. 

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Kinda wishing for Walter at this point. Had one magical run last year with high expectations going into this year and didn’t even make it out of the regional going 0-2. Was even gifted the East Carolina regional. 

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16 minutes ago, Levi said:

Kinda wishing for Walter at this point. Had one magical run last year with high expectations going into this year and didn’t even make it out of the regional going 0-2. Was even gifted the East Carolina regional. 

The only top tier candidate I've heard them mentioned with is O'Connor but sounds like there's no chance of that happening based on the Texags reports. 

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This aggy coaching search sounds a lot like the David Pierce sweepstakes back in the day.  A long list of names of guys who got raises and extensions, and a bunch of No Thanks I'm Good.

Leadership counts I guess.  

Sorry aggy.

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