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I was supposed to fly to Tampa today for the week but decided to say fuck that and went to our Vegas office. Got a bitch ass email from my director in Denver who is a trumper telling me I didn’t get a

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15 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I mean….until Harvey came along, for nearly 100 years, the single day rainfall record in the entire US was held by Thrall, right next to Austin. The rain event was a stalled tropical storm.
What saved Lake Travis during the last drought was something like 9 inches dumped by Hermine in 2010.
Hurricane Allen buttfucked Austin in 1980.
But we ain’t getting shit from this one.

You are the first lawyer I am kicking. Right off the damn ledge.

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2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Banging large women in a pool is more sport than pleasure.

Don’t let From Here to Eternity’s propaganda fool you….banging a not skinny CanadaBell operator on a Barbados beach….where sand does its sand thing….was not optimal. 

Not a deal breaker either. 

 

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7 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Like you’ll be able to see me through all the dust from the lack of rain.

I will just look for the dude carrying his golf clubs and complaining about the lack of rain. And texting his PA about an appointment to meet a developer. Will have @MissingInAction watching my six.

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1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

You Austin people that get your hopes up for rain from tropical storms always crack me up.  Do y'all not have maps over there?  You live 200 god damn miles from the Gulf.

As the crow flies, it's only 130 miles from downtown Austin to Lavaca Bay.

Edit: beaten by Bolverk. I should read the whole thread before replying to stuff.

 

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This is Bolivar Peninsula right now.  I’m guessing it’s normally 3 feet from the bulkhead to the canal and that water is 6” over the bulkhead so, +\- 2.5 - 4 feet (tide swings 6-12” there) above average and raining.  99% of that water is high tide or surge - not rain.

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Just heard that Alberto is hanging in the Gulf and potentially strengthening.  Hopefully that’s old news.

Last recon flight this evening confirmed it's not really moving and it is getting (slowly) stronger - some 60 kt wind speeds were found vs 40 yesterday. 

It's still a giant mess, these winds are far from center, and it is getting closer to land. Doubt it has time to strengthen much more. 

The storm that is forecasted to develop in the same spot as soon as Alberto leaves is the one to watch.

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7 minutes ago, dieucla98 said:

Last recon flight this evening confirmed it's not really moving and it is getting (slowly) stronger - some 60 kt wind speeds were found vs 40 yesterday. 

It's still a giant mess, these winds are far from center, and it is getting closer to land. Doubt it has time to strengthen much more. 

The storm that is forecasted to develop in the same spot as soon as Alberto leaves is the one to watch.

Yep, these fuckers tend to follow early in the season. Projection for Alberto Jr?

 

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The next name is Beryl. This one is sucking down dry air for the moment, but the storm is almost organized enough to get a name. Models didn’t have this storm forming, so I have no idea what to expect.

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"Beryl."  How embarrassing it will be to have your home destroyed by that bitch your meemaw hates because she won first place at the county fair jam and jelly competition with the recipe for mustang grape jelly she stole from meemaw's kitchen.

Not that meemaw's still bitter or anything.

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5 hours ago, Zonahorn said:

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The next name is Beryl. This one is sucking down dry air for the moment, but the storm is almost organized enough to get a name. Models didn’t have this storm forming, so I have no idea what to expect.

it needs to go north and play with Georgia

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