2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2645]

25 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Latest NHS track is good for Jamaica and keeps the central part of the storm quite a bit offshore. 

Which I assume is bad for texas?  Less storm over the mountains?

[Bevo 13655]

When is it suppose to make landfall, the 5th?

[Newdoc 3465]

29 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Latest NHS track is good for Jamaica and keeps the central part of the storm quite a bit offshore. 

Some concerns for water pushing into Kingston bay so hopefully that is mitigated as well.

[InkaUtexas 26387]

1 minute ago, Bevo said:

When is it suppose to make landfall, the 5th?

7thish. It is a hurricane, so like your flight departure, might be a off by a few hours or a day. Never know.

[NorthLoop 14305]

I'm supposed to go tubing on the 9th, so yall can thank me later when it rains all day. 

[atomheartbevo 90118]

22 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

7thish. It is a hurricane, so like your flight departure, might be a off by a few hours or a day. Never know.

If Beryl were a plane right now

[miguelito 11346]

19 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I'm supposed to go tubing on the 9th, so yall can thank me later when it rains all day. 

Thank you for your service. 

[Hate 20164]

9 hours ago, Indomitable said:

What am I looking at here?

The lines in front of the storm are the sheer that was expected to weaken Beryl. This hurricane has managed to shrug off a lot of the sheer and remain very strong. 

Edited July 3 by Hate

[InkaUtexas 26387]

59 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I'm supposed to go tubing on the 9th, so yall can thank me later when it rains all day. 

Enjoy the day floating in 30% urine.

[locodos 5426]

[NorthLoop 14305]

34 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Enjoy the day floating in 30% urine.

It's a Tuesday so it'll probably be more like 22%

[Storm the Field 5307]

11 am update.

[Ghost of LL 15605]

7 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

11 am update.

Is this just about the perfect scenario for the Highland Lakes?

[InkaUtexas 26387]

4 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Is this just about the perfect scenario for the Highland Lakes?

Unless it decides to take a hard left. There was a model shown earlier portraying that. We could get some rain, but not what is really needed. At this point I will take anything.

[InkaUtexas 26387]

20 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

It's a Tuesday so it'll probably be more like 22%

Yeah, but the weekend meth residue lingers longer my water friends tell me.

[Orange&White 5557]

12 minutes ago, Ghost of LL said:

Is this just about the perfect scenario for the Highland Lakes?

Something like this would be ideal:

 

 

 

 

Edited July 3 by Orange&White

[Ghost of LL 15605]

12 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Something like this would be ideal:

 

 

 

 

I think you want to shift your preferred track about 75 miles west, because you have Buchanan on the dry side of the storm.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11829]

15 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Something like this would be ideal:

 

 

 

 

Lol dream on, my friend!

[GreenspointTexas 9880]

16 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

Something like this would be ideal:

 

 

 

 

Uhhhh, houston is like +18inches on the year. We good on rain, thx

[Henry Hill 3156]

19 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Uhhhh, houston is like +18inches on the year. We good on rain, thx

[atomheartbevo 90118]

2 hours ago, Hate said:

This hurricane has managed to shrug off a lot of the sheer and remain very strong. 

So it really is Earl Campbell.

[tx 3 putt 77965]

This one might not have a dry side 

[SizzleChest 8295]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

This one might not have a dry side 

 

[MontereyMX 892]

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

So it really is Earl Campbell.

it’s not Earl it’s Bearl silly 

[NorthLoop 14305]

1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said:

Yeah, but the weekend meth residue lingers longer my water friends tell me.

Sounds like a bonus to me. 

[troph 24929]

4 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Is this just about the perfect scenario for the Highland Lakes?

If it follows the center line then it’s the path the last one had to take for those 10-12 inch predictions to be accurate.  So yes.

Edited July 3 by troph

[MissingInAction 25320]

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

This one might not have a dry side 

Your mom didn't have a dry side last night.

[Steel Shank 9440]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Your mom didn't have a dry side last night.

respect

[dcbc 14570]

Update.  My friend's flight was cancelled.  He proceeds to find the last flight to Cancun.  I suspect there was a lot of pressure to go to that wedding, but I basically made fun of him all morning about living in a Cancun gymnasium for the next seven weeks.  Will update . . .

Edited July 3 by dcbc

[Jiggy-Z 3469]

1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

Your mom didn't have a dry side last night.

Strong "your mom" game the last couple of days. So good I gotta watch my wording real careful like.

[Bozo_Casanova 26688]

2 hours ago, troph said:

If it follows the center line then it’s the path the last one had to take for those 10-12 inch predictions to be accurate.  So yes.

I predict your mom takes 10-12 inches. 

[Rip76 4987]

Wow.

 

[miguelito 11346]

Great, kid. Don't get cocky.

[tx 3 putt 77965]

[tx 3 putt 77965]

Someone check on Jamaica ….

 

Edited July 4 by tx 3 putt

[tx 3 putt 77965]

@MissingInAction

 

  @Brisketexan

Edited July 4 by tx 3 putt

[F250 28959]

30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Someone check on Jamaica ….

 

[Rip76 4987]

44 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Spreading out to Freeport.

[tx 3 putt 77965]

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Spreading out to Freeport.

im still at defcon 3

might bbq tomorrow for the 4th 

[Walte464 450]

Sams and HEB in the valley are getting blown out of food and gas.

[Hate 20164]

I learned my lesson a few years ago when the NHC kept calling those hurricanes to turn and go into Lake Charles instead of tracking towards Houston.  Those guys have the track down pretty well.  There are still too many variables for determining strength, but those guys gets pretty damn close most of the time.  By tomorrow evening there should be some high confidence on where this will make landfall along the Gulf Coast.  I hope the Cat 1 into South Texas and it's current forecast path holds true.  That's a perfect set up for filling up some Hill Country lakes.

[troph 24929]

4 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I predict your mom takes 10-12 inches. 

We are doomed. She’s an asexual 76 year old, so I guess it ain’t happening. 

[tx 3 putt 77965]

28 minutes ago, Hate said:

I learned my lesson a few years ago when the NHC kept calling those hurricanes to turn and go into Lake Charles instead of tracking towards Houston.  Those guys have the track down pretty well.  There are still too many variables for determining strength, but those guys gets pretty damn close most of the time.  By tomorrow evening there should be some high confidence on where this will make landfall along the Gulf Coast.  I hope the Cat 1 into South Texas and it's current forecast path holds true.  That's a perfect set up for filling up some Hill Country lakes.

 

sa and the hill country really need a good soaking 

also, they have better computers and ai now 🤞🏽🤞🏽

Edited July 4 by tx 3 putt

[butthurt 1531]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

sa and the hill country really need a good soaking 

also, they have better computers and ai now 🤞🏽🤞🏽

I gave your mom a really good soaking last night

[tx 3 putt 77965]

Sit and wait 

[Hate 20164]

16 minutes ago, butthurt said:

I gave your mom a really good soaking last night

I didn't know you were Mormon.

[atomheartbevo 90118]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

im still at defcon 3

might bbq tomorrow for the 4th 

Break out the ‘70s K-Tel compilations as well.

[bolverk 29835]

24 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Sit and wait 

Your mom's fat ass sat and weighted on me last night. She got so wet Abbott had to call in the guard to put sandbags around my bed.

Oh, wait.

 

[Trey3216 15381]

12 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Strong "your mom" game the last couple of days. So good I gotta watch my wording real careful like.

Your mom was watching my wording real careful like last night.  The word was plowing. 

Edited July 4 by Trey3216

[MissingInAction 25320]

12 hours ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Strong "your mom" game the last couple of days. So good I gotta watch my wording real careful like.

Your mom was so good I didn't have to be careful.