2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM

[tx 3 putt 76987]

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

[Mother mopar 3319]

 

Shits gonna be spicy come next month.

[Hmbre97 6308]

21 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

40 trillion would make it the wettest atlantic hurricane ever. Harvey was like 30 trillon gallons iirc

Debby got that WAP! Bring a bucket and a mop...

Spoiler

for that wet ass precipitation

 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

 

 

[UTexasFight 9463]

On 8/4/2024 at 7:36 PM, tx 3 putt said:

40 trillion seems like a lot 

40 trillion seems like a lot 

it’s 6 hours by car from Tallahassee to Charleston. It’s gonna take Debby 72 hours to make that trek.

that’s not good. 

[Chult86 335]

Slightly wet week here...

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1688]

Per the Space City guys..

[hornmpa96 2618]

29 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Per the Space City guys..

I’ve heard this story before.

[Bateshorn 9928]

I don’t want to force field this thing, but the DC area is in a drought and could use the rain. 

[Wilcox Cummingtonite 3004]

37 minutes ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Per the Space City guys..

[MissingInAction 25105]

20 inches? That's a lot, even for South Austins mom.

Savannah is a beautiful city. Well it was 30 years ago anyway.

Edited August 6 by MissingInAction
Lots

[Stella Link 534]

2 hours ago, Bender Bending Rodriguez said:

Per the Space City guys..

Beryl says Hi.....

[Bert Orange 1120]

Ernesto is bound for Brownsville/Mexico. It’s in the name. 

Unless he’s planning to trim Houston’s trees and cut the lawn. 

[Brisketexan 105154]

1 minute ago, Bert Orange said:

Ernesto is bound for Brownsville/Mexico. It’s in the name. 

Unless he’s planning to trim Houston’s trees and cut the lawn. 

Maybe he's the pool boy, and he's heading to Houston to fuck your wife.

[WBT 20587]

51 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

Unless he’s planning to trim Houston’s trees

No trees left, Beryl out front should have told you

[Murfdogg21 4413]

16 minutes ago, WBT said:

No trees left, Beryl out front should have told you

Then where will the bodies hang after the next one plows through Galveston?

[HouTex 1878]

2 hours ago, WBT said:

No trees left, Beryl out front should have told you

LOL.  There are so many fucking trees in places they shouldn’t be.  Every major wind event will result in massive power outages.  Nobody wants to be serious about trimming trees and vegetation.   CenterPoint is lax and homeowners don’t want to cut their precious trees.  

[Bert Orange 1120]

14 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe he's the pool boy, and he's heading to Houston to fuck your wife.

Somebody needs to

[ballrific 215]

glad I didn’t cancel my DR/PR trip this week as advised by my fellow shaggy doomsday meteorologists. Other than a little Saharan dust on my junk and crack, it’s been fine.

[InkaUtexas 25955]

10 minutes ago, ballrific said:

glad I didn’t cancel my DR/PR trip this week as advised by my fellow shaggy doomsday meteorologists. Other than a little Saharan dust on my junk and crack, it’s been fine.

We told you to go, just find a blue shed and some Brugal.

[FartingMonk 3608]

17 hours ago, HouTex said:

LOL.  There are so many fucking trees in places they shouldn’t be.  Every major wind event will result in massive power outages.  Nobody wants to be serious about trimming trees and vegetation.   CenterPoint is lax and homeowners don’t want to cut their precious trees.  

Why trim the trees when the next hurricane is just gonna take it down for you?

[InkaUtexas 25955]

4 minutes ago, FartingMonk said:

Why trim the trees when the next hurricane is just gonna take it down for you?

But if the power is out the plug in chainsaw your wife saw in Better Homes and Gardens won't work. Wait, of course everyone has the largest Generac system by now.

[FartingMonk 3608]

Just now, InkaUtexas said:

But if the power is out the plug in chainsaw your wife saw in Better Homes and Gardens won't work. Wait, of course everyone has the largest Generac system by now.

See it's a win win for everyone.  Centerpoint is playing 4D chess and y'all are playing checkers 

[dcbc 14487]

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Maybe he's the pool boy, and he's heading to Houston to fuck your wife.

[NorthLoop 14214]

2 hours ago, ballrific said:

glad I didn’t cancel my DR/PR trip this week as advised by my fellow shaggy doomsday meteorologists. Other than a little Saharan dust on my junk and crack, it’s been fine.

DR often avoids direct hits from hurricanes. 

[Rip76 4941]

We should see things ramp up mid-month.

[Bender Bending Rodriguez 1688]

8 hours ago, ballrific said:

a little Saharan dust on my junk and crack..

That cost extra last time I went to DR

[Celery Man 20966]

[Rip76 4941]

[SydneyCarton 48108]

18 hours ago, Rip76 said:

Man fuck you. I have no one else to lash out at, so, fuck you. 

[Mother mopar 3319]

Based on models, it looks to get picked up by a low of the coast and become a fish storm in the Atlantic in about 8 days.

[General Specific 3262]

From your lips (fingertips) to….

[Hate 20109]

34 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

Based on models, it looks to get picked up by a low of the coast and become a fish storm in the Atlantic in about 8 days.

I’m fine with you saying this. Please little baby Jesus, don’t let Helobious say this is a fish storm.

[tx 3 putt 76987]

 

[InkaUtexas 25955]

Damn.....

[Goofyboy 3293]

 

In comparison, Harvey dumped 25 trillion on Texas.

[WBT 20587]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

As soon as some wind hit the NE, Debby got that superstorm upgrade

Edited August 10 by WBT

[tx 3 putt 76987]

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

As soon as some wind hit the NE, Debby got that superstorm upgrade

That rain need to be shifted to the West a couple of hundred miles 

[Rip76 4941]

2 hours ago, WBT said:

As soon as some wind hit the NE, Debby got that superstorm upgrade

No shit

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Editorial in the Chronicle today says that the $800 million generators that CenterPoint never used during the hurricane outages (which cost each customer $2.87 each month in cost recovery) may be the result of a rigged bid process due to an affair by CenterPoint’s prior CEO.

[Bert Orange 1120]

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Editorial in the Chronicle today says that the $800 million generators that CenterPoint never used during the hurricane outages (which cost each customer $2.87 each month in cost recovery) may be the result of a rigged bid process due to an affair by CenterPoint’s prior CEO.

I hope they find this to be true and burn it to the ground. 

[Blotto 23538]

And by "create them",  I mean lubing up my asshole to sell some generators. 

[miguelito 11266]

[Schulz2.0 28960]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

And by "create them",  I mean lubing up my asshole to sell some generators. 

[tokamak 6431]

“Knoell”? For fucks sake. 

[fattyflattie 4639]

Need a second pic of arms to be sure.  Still, wood. 

[Gatorubet 30246]

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

And by "create them",  I mean lubing up my asshole to sell some generators. 

[SydneyCarton 48108]

On 8/9/2024 at 4:50 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

The comments on that tweet say it all, folks. 

[Bevo 13577]

On 8/9/2024 at 4:50 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

That is a lot of rain scattered over a huge distance. I think Savannah had 10 inches over 4 days so a little over 2 inches per day. By comparison, I think Harvey dumped about 50 inches on Pasadena over 5 days.

[atomheartbevo 89700]

10 hours ago, tokamak said:

“Knoell”? For fucks sake. 

The first…Knoell