2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM

[Pimphand 5628]

 

[tx 3 putt 76497]

i feel like a sharknado just might spawn this afternoon. 

[Captainant 27497]

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jfc. I just pulled up the surf cam at the cocoa beach pier.  Under a tornado warning and the ocean looks angry as fuck and there are a group of people swimming in the surf. Not surfers. Idiots splashing in the ocean 

it's times like this I wish we still had the "prepare your anus" reaction

[Aqua Buddha 14529]

6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Some live streams, for now.

 

 

 

Fort Myers in the bottom right looks fun....

[royiv 9176]

3 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

1. Well off? Yes. Loaded? Not quite.

2. Not anywhere near Surly 1% so think asking for a prenup would go something like this:

#2 was directed at her asking for the prenup if her parents are loaded because if they are and no prenup contemplated:

[General Specific 3235]

One can be charged as a sex offender for pissing in public.
Or maybe fapping while sitting in traffic.
 
 

[gofuckyourself 8135]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i feel like a sharknado just might spawn this afternoon. 

 

Tornalligator

[Pimphand 5628]

4 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Massive tornado in Lakewood Park 

all your debris field are belong to us...

[tx 3 putt 76497]

 

weakling as it approached the coast 

[MissingInAction 24863]

I wonder if we'll look back on this insane event as the beginning of the end.

[alincoln 2364]

The other one is super close to Jupiter island.  About to hit money

[BrickTop 474]

The one southwest of palm beach

[Bert Orange 1115]

Is this Tampa’s Rita?

[Pimphand 5628]

Just now, Bert Orange said:

Is this Tampa’s Rita?

No they are going to get hit way harder than Houston was....

However the overreaction panic stricken everyone erhmegherd evacuate bit will be

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

16 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Massive tornado in Lakewood Park 

Massive water spout in cocoa beach coming shore where my house is.  

[BrickTop 474]

Ryan halls team just caught a death on camera, said they weren’t showing it

Maybe not a death but “unimaginable”

[BamaATL 16592]

21 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I wonder if we'll look back on this insane event as the beginning of the end.

Of course not, peak society was the release of Roadhouse.  

[BrickTop 474]

Beautiful Vero Beach is getting chewed up right now.

[Bert Orange 1115]

14 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

No they are going to get hit way harder than Houston was....

However the overreaction panic stricken everyone erhmegherd evacuate bit will be

Yeah. Was definitely drawing those parallels. I’m sure storm surge will be worse than even Galveston.

[Captainant 27497]

15 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

Is this Tampa’s Rita?

No, Milton is making landfall near Tampa and is gonna have 100MPH+ winds. That's gonna fuck shit up and make the area pretty shitty to be in. Ryan Hall mentioned that he's seeing the most tornado warnings he's ever seen for a region right now. 

[Pimphand 5628]

Just now, Captainant said:

No, Milton is making landfall near Tampa and is gonna have 100MPH+ winds. That's gonna fuck shit up and make the area pretty shitty to be in. Ryan Hall mentioned that he's seeing the most tornado warnings he's ever seen for a region right now. 

Tampa will see 0 tornado warnings....

[TeeDubya 3360]

Fort Pierce tornado lofted debris to 15,000' and by recent satellite, looks to have crossed a large mobile/manufactured home community....  worst case scenario.

[Bill Brasky 1439]

Just now, TeeDubya said:

Fort Pierce tornado lofted debris to 15,000' and by recent satellite, looks to have crossed a large mobile/manufactured home community....  worst case scenario.

[BrickTop 474]

Fort Pierce tornado lofted debris to 15,000' and by recent satellite, looks to have crossed a large mobile/manufactured home community....  worst case scenario.

That’s real unfortunate for them for sure

[Pimphand 5628]

5 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Fort Pierce tornado lofted debris to 15,000' and by recent satellite, looks to have crossed a large mobile/manufactured home community....  worst case scenario.

[Sgt Hulk 13648]

Man it’s wild seeing this. On Ryan’s stream zoomed in literally over my house when they zoomed in on cocoa beach. 

[tx 3 putt 76497]

[MontereyMX 858]

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

did that blue bobtail make it? 

[Slacks 6792]

Saildrone making me seasick

 

[Foosters 17766]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

blow, blow Seminole wind

[Ted Lange 16055]

 

 

[Ted Lange 16055]

 

 

 

[Mittens 8182]

24 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

Beautiful Vero Beach is getting chewed up right now.

Tons of MLB Spring Training sites getting blasted.

[Chult86 335]

Fuck me. Eyewall will pass over our home. NE side as well most likely.

Should be fine. No flood issue at all where we are. But as I mentioned earlier in this thread... I am going to age six years in the next six months from the work coming up.

[Pimphand 5628]

 

Bradenton on fiyah

[BrickTop 474]

They just said all the blue is birds stuck in the eyewall

[Pato del Muerto 52365]

5 minutes ago, Chult86 said:

Fuck me. Eyewall will pass over our home. NE side as well most likely.

Should be fine. No flood issue at all where we are. But as I mentioned earlier in this thread... I am going to age six years in the next six months from the work coming up.

What are the odds that you’d enjoy those last 6 years anyway?

[chainsaw 9838]

These are some serious tornadoes. I'd always thought the spin-ups from tropical systems were supposed to be fairly weak and short lived EF0s. Guess that isn't always true

[BrickTop 474]

I should specify that’s the correlation coefficient program they use to pick up debris ball.

[BrickTop 474]

Also Sarasota just shut down all emergency services, police fire and ems due to sustained wind speed too high to operate.gusting to almost 80 already in Sarasota.

[Pimphand 5628]

Transformers just blew in both Sarasota and Bradenton

[Deej 76599]

54 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Massive water spout in cocoa beach coming shore where my house is.  

Someone photoshop the Gideon Denny's pic in place of that guy.

[hookem2010 2600]

11 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

They just said all the blue is birds stuck in the eyewall

When Harvey hit, there were a bunch of frigatebirds and all sorts of coastal/oceanic terns being seen at Lake Travis and Walter E Long Lake. There will be a bunch of stuff you never see from land being pushed right across the entire state of Florida.

[Nicole44 22028]

Follow up on dog rescued tied to the fence post (mother fuckers do this shit should be jailed.) everyone wants to adopt Spuds McKenzie there.

 

SIAP. I don’t have time to sit and read thread yet. But this shit upsets me so fucking much. At least this dog is ok. I’m glad the troopers saw him. 

[bolverk 29445]

Webcam from Diamond Head Beach Resort in Fort Myers is showing some significant flooding.

https://www.diamondheadfl.com/fort-myers/beach-cam

[Pato del Muerto 52365]

18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Follow up on dog rescued tied to the fence post (mother fuckers do this shit should be jailed.) everyone wants to adopt Spuds McKenzie there.

 

SIAP. I don’t have time to sit and read thread yet. But this shit upsets me so fucking much. At least this dog is ok. I’m glad the troopers saw him. 

When you say jailed, you mean scourged in a mist of isopropyl alcohol, right?

[Ogie Ogilthorpe 639]

more of the same in st pete  wind picking up but the bay is flowing out  

 

 

it has so far been a non event for non coastal Naples. Windy and rain  there was more rain yesterday

the coast is see some surge but not Ian levels…yet

Naples pier

[staboner 4959]

tampa will get hit, but man there appear to be lucky by like 20 miles. the shite side just hitting below the bay inlet

whatever a brandenton is, not so much. good luck friends

[tx 3 putt 76497]

 

[elfenix 34193]

22 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Webcam from Diamond Head Beach Resort in Fort Myers is showing some significant flooding.

https://www.diamondheadfl.com/fort-myers/beach-cam

Not now it isn't