2024 Hurricane Season thread of DOOM

[Pimphand 6266]

 

[tx 3 putt 78465]

i feel like a sharknado just might spawn this afternoon. 

[Captainant 28381]

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Jfc. I just pulled up the surf cam at the cocoa beach pier.  Under a tornado warning and the ocean looks angry as fuck and there are a group of people swimming in the surf. Not surfers. Idiots splashing in the ocean 

it's times like this I wish we still had the "prepare your anus" reaction

[Aqua Buddha 14782]

6 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Some live streams, for now.

 

 

 

Fort Myers in the bottom right looks fun....

[royiv 9676]

3 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

1. Well off? Yes. Loaded? Not quite.

2. Not anywhere near Surly 1% so think asking for a prenup would go something like this:

#2 was directed at her asking for the prenup if her parents are loaded because if they are and no prenup contemplated:

[General Specific 3484]

One can be charged as a sex offender for pissing in public.
Or maybe fapping while sitting in traffic.
 
 

[gofuckyourself 8939]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

i feel like a sharknado just might spawn this afternoon. 

 

Tornalligator

[Pimphand 6266]

4 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Massive tornado in Lakewood Park 

all your debris field are belong to us...

[tx 3 putt 78465]

 

weakling as it approached the coast 

[MissingInAction 25478]

I wonder if we'll look back on this insane event as the beginning of the end.

[alincoln 2390]

The other one is super close to Jupiter island.  About to hit money

[BrickTop 482]

The one southwest of palm beach

[Bert Orange 1166]

Is this Tampa’s Rita?

[Pimphand 6266]

Just now, Bert Orange said:

Is this Tampa’s Rita?

No they are going to get hit way harder than Houston was....

However the overreaction panic stricken everyone erhmegherd evacuate bit will be

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

16 minutes ago, alincoln said:

Massive tornado in Lakewood Park 

Massive water spout in cocoa beach coming shore where my house is.  

[BrickTop 482]

Ryan halls team just caught a death on camera, said they weren’t showing it

Maybe not a death but “unimaginable”

[BamaATL 16593]

21 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I wonder if we'll look back on this insane event as the beginning of the end.

Of course not, peak society was the release of Roadhouse.  

[BrickTop 482]

Beautiful Vero Beach is getting chewed up right now.

[Bert Orange 1166]

14 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

No they are going to get hit way harder than Houston was....

However the overreaction panic stricken everyone erhmegherd evacuate bit will be

Yeah. Was definitely drawing those parallels. I’m sure storm surge will be worse than even Galveston.

[Captainant 28381]

15 minutes ago, Bert Orange said:

Is this Tampa’s Rita?

No, Milton is making landfall near Tampa and is gonna have 100MPH+ winds. That's gonna fuck shit up and make the area pretty shitty to be in. Ryan Hall mentioned that he's seeing the most tornado warnings he's ever seen for a region right now. 

[Pimphand 6266]

Just now, Captainant said:

No, Milton is making landfall near Tampa and is gonna have 100MPH+ winds. That's gonna fuck shit up and make the area pretty shitty to be in. Ryan Hall mentioned that he's seeing the most tornado warnings he's ever seen for a region right now. 

Tampa will see 0 tornado warnings....

[TeeDubya 3362]

Fort Pierce tornado lofted debris to 15,000' and by recent satellite, looks to have crossed a large mobile/manufactured home community....  worst case scenario.

[Bill Brasky 1617]

Just now, TeeDubya said:

Fort Pierce tornado lofted debris to 15,000' and by recent satellite, looks to have crossed a large mobile/manufactured home community....  worst case scenario.

[BrickTop 482]

Fort Pierce tornado lofted debris to 15,000' and by recent satellite, looks to have crossed a large mobile/manufactured home community....  worst case scenario.

That’s real unfortunate for them for sure

[Pimphand 6266]

5 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

Fort Pierce tornado lofted debris to 15,000' and by recent satellite, looks to have crossed a large mobile/manufactured home community....  worst case scenario.

[Sgt Hulk 14330]

Man it’s wild seeing this. On Ryan’s stream zoomed in literally over my house when they zoomed in on cocoa beach. 

[tx 3 putt 78465]

[MontereyMX 922]

6 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

did that blue bobtail make it? 

[Slacks 7019]

Saildrone making me seasick

 

[Foosters 18223]

3 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

blow, blow Seminole wind

[Ted Lange 16351]

 

 

[Ted Lange 16351]

 

 

 

[Mittens 8630]

24 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

Beautiful Vero Beach is getting chewed up right now.

Tons of MLB Spring Training sites getting blasted.

[Chult86 335]

Fuck me. Eyewall will pass over our home. NE side as well most likely.

Should be fine. No flood issue at all where we are. But as I mentioned earlier in this thread... I am going to age six years in the next six months from the work coming up.

[Pimphand 6266]

 

Bradenton on fiyah

[BrickTop 482]

They just said all the blue is birds stuck in the eyewall

[Pato del Muerto 53329]

5 minutes ago, Chult86 said:

Fuck me. Eyewall will pass over our home. NE side as well most likely.

Should be fine. No flood issue at all where we are. But as I mentioned earlier in this thread... I am going to age six years in the next six months from the work coming up.

What are the odds that you’d enjoy those last 6 years anyway?

[chainsaw 10243]

These are some serious tornadoes. I'd always thought the spin-ups from tropical systems were supposed to be fairly weak and short lived EF0s. Guess that isn't always true

[BrickTop 482]

I should specify that’s the correlation coefficient program they use to pick up debris ball.

[BrickTop 482]

Also Sarasota just shut down all emergency services, police fire and ems due to sustained wind speed too high to operate.gusting to almost 80 already in Sarasota.

[Pimphand 6266]

Transformers just blew in both Sarasota and Bradenton

[Deej 77665]

54 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Massive water spout in cocoa beach coming shore where my house is.  

Someone photoshop the Gideon Denny's pic in place of that guy.

[hookem2010 2700]

11 minutes ago, BrickTop said:

They just said all the blue is birds stuck in the eyewall

When Harvey hit, there were a bunch of frigatebirds and all sorts of coastal/oceanic terns being seen at Lake Travis and Walter E Long Lake. There will be a bunch of stuff you never see from land being pushed right across the entire state of Florida.

[Nicole44 22206]

Follow up on dog rescued tied to the fence post (mother fuckers do this shit should be jailed.) everyone wants to adopt Spuds McKenzie there.

 

SIAP. I don’t have time to sit and read thread yet. But this shit upsets me so fucking much. At least this dog is ok. I’m glad the troopers saw him. 

[bolverk 30228]

Webcam from Diamond Head Beach Resort in Fort Myers is showing some significant flooding.

https://www.diamondheadfl.com/fort-myers/beach-cam

[Pato del Muerto 53329]

18 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Follow up on dog rescued tied to the fence post (mother fuckers do this shit should be jailed.) everyone wants to adopt Spuds McKenzie there.

 

SIAP. I don’t have time to sit and read thread yet. But this shit upsets me so fucking much. At least this dog is ok. I’m glad the troopers saw him. 

When you say jailed, you mean scourged in a mist of isopropyl alcohol, right?

[Ogie Ogilthorpe 640]

more of the same in st pete  wind picking up but the bay is flowing out  

 

 

it has so far been a non event for non coastal Naples. Windy and rain  there was more rain yesterday

the coast is see some surge but not Ian levels…yet

Naples pier

[staboner 5066]

tampa will get hit, but man there appear to be lucky by like 20 miles. the shite side just hitting below the bay inlet

whatever a brandenton is, not so much. good luck friends

[tx 3 putt 78465]

 

[elfenix 34658]

22 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Webcam from Diamond Head Beach Resort in Fort Myers is showing some significant flooding.

https://www.diamondheadfl.com/fort-myers/beach-cam

Not now it isn't