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14 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I downloaded the uSpank 2 Much add-on to limit what I stream online.

Gotta be honest here, Nap: I don't see that working for you.

I figure a chronic masturbator such as yourself will find a way to power on through, ads or stream blockers notwithstanding. Probably a side effect of trying to watch scrambled Skinemax as a kid.

I'm rooting for you, though!

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I haven't watched all the games but Germany and France have looked the best so far to me. Of course Scotland could just suck. 

“Could?” I think it’s been apparent for years that Scotland’s sole claim to futbol fame is “our fans fucking outdrink EVERYONE.” That’s it. Impressive, but it doesn’t score goals.
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51 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


“Could?” I think it’s been apparent for years that Scotland’s sole claim to futbol fame is “our fans fucking outdrink EVERYONE.” That’s it. Impressive, but it doesn’t score goals.

They looked decent a couple years ago in WC qualifying until the Ukes took em out.

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3 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Gotta be honest here, Nap: I don't see that working for you.

I figure a chronic masturbator such as yourself will find a way to power on through, ads or stream blockers notwithstanding. Probably a side effect of trying to watch scrambled Skinemax as a kid.

I'm rooting for you, though!

“Scrambled Skinemax” was called “ON-TV”, “Vue”*, & “Preview”*

And I absolutely adjusted that twisty thing on the back of the TV to try to snag some boobs “back in the day”.

I did have a friend whose parents had 1 to maybe all 3 of those channels and I think I saw my first porn in about 5th or 6th grade.

”The Opening of Misty Beethoven”

It was based on “The Pygmalion” (like “My Fair Lady”, “Trading Places”, Pretty Woman”…):

Could you take a common whore who gives handjobs in adult theaters and turn her into a sophisticated world class sex machine.

Answer: Shockingly “YES !!”

There is even a cameo by…

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Perhaps this scene made a last impression.

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Constance Money crushed this role  

*creative spellings may or may not have been utilized, can’t remember.

 

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I'm curious--if that shot had somehow been stopped, do you think a PK would've been awarded after VAR?

I ask because the defender who got nutmegged on the shot also touched the ball with his hand as it went between his legs. Only the very slightest of touches but still ...

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That was awesome. Both teams played like crazy  fun stuff

 

I’m here in St Louis because Mikey is getting the call to the big team.  Not sure if he plays tonight but, he is most likely going to start Saturday.  His brother flew in from NYC last night.  It’s pretty exciting and also fun watching Euro 2024 games with them

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26 minutes ago, fwtxbevo said:

This may have been posted already, but the Fox coverage is making our ears bleed. Thank goodness the football has been great though.

FIFY.

yeah the football has been great - but it's sucked that Fox put some of the best games on a shitty streaming service so most people missed them.

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22 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Germany’s pink kits are an abomination.

 

8 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

What the fuck are the Germans wearing?

They look like the old Deutsche Telekom cycling jerseys. I like them - and given the popularity, I am not the only one

https://www.footyheadlines.com/2024/06/NEWadidas-germany-euro-2024-away-kit-most-sold-germany-away-kit-ever.html

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1 hour ago, PittsburghTiger said:

That was awesome. Both teams played like crazy  fun stuff

 

I’m here in St Louis because Mikey is getting the call to the big team.  Not sure if he plays tonight but, he is most likely going to start Saturday.  His brother flew in from NYC last night.  It’s pretty exciting and also fun watching Euro 2024 games with them

I should say it is fun watching with Germans.  Mikey’s girlfriend bought the pink/blue jersey.  I still think it is horrible 

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