Euro 2024

[TexArcher 38075]

Today I learned that letting the other guys shoot 72 times is not good.

[sidis 9832]

Own goal ruling…still haven’t scored an offensive goal in open play. 

[Napoleon 8700]

Deflection off of the 37 year-old defender’s leg…

France 1

Belgica 0

88’

[Napoleon 8700]

3 minutes ago, sidis said:

Own goal ruling…still haven’t scored an offensive goal in open play. 

Probably the right call considering that the ball wasn’t on frame and France hasn’t put the ball on frame yet today. 
🤷‍♂️
 

In my opinion, Kolo Muani should get an assist for that own goal. 

Edited July 1 by Napoleon

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Kante is an all-time great. 

[TexArcher 38075]

Next time I play FIFA, I'm gonna put de Bruyne at center back and see how that goes.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

#2 & #3 teams in the world have scored 5 combined goals in 7 games. Oof

[PittsburghTiger 6201]

I had to head out in the 77th minute so I hit the DVR. Just finished watching. At least, according to the announcers, there is a coach as dumb as our American team coach. That’s what I took from their words.

A wasted golden generation for Belgium.

[alincoln 2385]

They were great in 2018 World Cup (beat England twice, Japan and Brazil and scored lots of goals) but ran into France in the SF.

[PittsburghTiger 6201]

14 minutes ago, alincoln said:

They were great in 2018 World Cup (beat England twice, Japan and Brazil and scored lots of goals) but ran into France in the SF.

They haven’t won anything since winning the Olympics in 1920.

And I say that as someone who does not hate them. 

Edited July 1 by PittsburghTiger

[PittsburghTiger 6201]

Let’s see what Portugal can now do.

 

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Portugal are hamstringing themselves starting Ronaldo every game. 

[sidis 9832]

it just occurred to me who i was always trying to think of whenever i see pepe...

bald bull from mike tyson's punchout.

[NorthLoop 14251]

Pepe looks like an AI generated Simpsons character. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

I don’t think Slovenia is going to even get a shot off

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

The Slovenian fans I met at the USA-Slovenia game in 2010 were awesome. 

[LTtxfan 49371]

Futbol players complaining and/or faking getting fouled in POR/SVN match getting old

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

Slovenia gets the ball finally and Portugal fakes an injury.

He will be back at full speed in 2 min, miraculously

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

That wasn’t a fake injury. His standing leg got wiped out. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

That wasn’t a fake injury. His standing leg got wiped out. 

Oh man would you look at that…the same guy is back and got a knee to the hip again and can barely stand.

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Oh man would you look at that…the same guy is back and got a knee to the hip again and can barely stand.

[NorthLoop 14251]

Slovenia has a guy named Derkashits? 

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Fuck off pepe

[flatdawgs 1286]

As someone partially through the interminable Portuguese residency process and knowing what wonderful people the Portuguese are, it's tough not to root for them in general (despite the antics of CR7). OTOH, NYE in Ljubljana was epic (tied with Mindelo in Cabo Verde) and Slovenians are great, so pretty much a win-win here.

[Napoleon 8700]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

#2 & #3 teams in the world have scored 5 combined goals in 7 games. Oof

#1 team in the world has 5 goals in 3 games. 

Though their group was a tad easier. 

[NorthLoop 14251]

1 minute ago, flatdawgs said:

As someone partially through the interminable Portuguese residency process and knowing what wonderful people the Portuguese are, it's tough not to root for them in general (despite the antics of CR7). OTOH, NYE in Ljubljana was epic (tied with Mindelo in Cabo Verde) and Slovenians are great, so pretty much a win-win here.

Also..

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Slovenia keep turning it over in midfield. They’re going to give one up on the counter soon. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

Ronaldo lmfao

Every miss is a tantrum on the field

[DigDug 1672]

Not quite what he once was.

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Ronaldo thinks this is NBA all star game and people want to watch him shoot half court 3’s. 

[sidis 9832]

bernardo silva walking around thinking "why the fuck do i have to play with the scrub mother fucker ronaldo?"

rafael leão can freaking ball...looks like xavier worthy out there.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

Ronaldo thinks this is NBA all star game and people want to watch him shoot half court 3’s. 

There’ll be a stoppage of play to honor his greatness if he gets one to go

[Captain Ron 12930]

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Ronaldo thinks this is NBA all star game and people want to watch him shoot half court 3’s. 

I know the guy has a ton of free kick goals, but he really isn't very good at them. Low conversion rate, he's just a volume shooter. He was one of the guys I was thinking about yesterday when talking about some people not being good free kick takers. 

[sidis 9832]

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

There’ll be a stoppage of play to honor his greatness if he gets one to go

[Schulz2.0 29012]

17 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Also..

Nowhere. Near. Berlin!

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Ronaldo might need fan assistance

 

[NorthLoop 14251]

That Geico commercial might be the worst commercial I've seen this year. 

[LTtxfan 49371]

Just now, NorthLoop said:

That Geico commercial might be the worst commercial I've seen this year. 

Which one... so many are terrible

[NorthLoop 14251]

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Which one... so many are terrible

The one with the fans walkie talking to the ref. 

[Captain Ron 12930]

Pepe down in pain

[mdmost 43056]

The slo-mo of Ronaldo whining after missing shot after shot or not getting a call has big time this energy

[Ted Lange 16144]

25 minutes ago, sidis said:

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Oblak ain’t skerrid

[LTtxfan 49371]

DEFEND

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Nice finish Conor Casey

[WBT 20671]

lolpepe

How ate they still playing him?

[LTtxfan 49371]

Feels like Slovenia has 20 defenders out there right now 😋

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Take off your best midfielder to accommodate Ronaldo staying on the field. Genius. 

[LTtxfan 49371]

Ronaldo feelin' the pressure... blows another penalty kick high over the goal 

woof

[WBT 20671]

3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Ronaldo feelin' the pressure... blows another penalty kick high over the goal 

woof

*free kick

A pk would be funnier though