Euro 2024

[sidis 9832]

as just a reminder, france STILL has not scored an offensive goal in open play. two own goals and a pk have them in the quarters. there's no fucking way that gets you past portugal...who has been a thorn in france's side in recent history.

hopefully ronaldo cries again.

Edited July 5 by sidis

[Napoleon 8700]

Roberto Martinez is such a shitty coach. 

I was in the other room and thought that they were showing the bar scene from “Casablanca”.

Apparently France was just singing their national anthem.

[sidis 9832]

1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

Roberto Martinez is such a shitty coach. 

I was in the other room and thought that they were showing the bar scene from “Casablanca”.

Apparently France was just singing their national anthem.

umm, other than the one year with ancelotti, being an everton fan for the last decade has demonstrated to me that roberto martinez is anything but a shitty manager.

 

[Captain Ron 12930]

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Roberto Martinez is such a shitty coach. 

 

You know I was thinking about this with Beerholder being hopefully shown the door soon. Outside of a select few teams, how many countries have entrusted their national team coach to some re-tread? I mean I would maybe give 5 countries good marks for this. Thoughts?

[ConferenceRoom 6147]

Penandes with a couple of trash set pieces so far. 

[sidis 9832]

france's midfield is getting absolutely prison buttfucked by portugal right now.

[Surly Bevo 25169]

Last 5 or so minutes a lot better for France.

[Captain Ron 12930]

CR7 is a little bitch.

Edited July 5 by Captain Ron

[sidis 9832]

i really feel like austin fc should consider signing leão and mbappe. might elevate their attack.

seriously, i would pay to watch those two just do a skills challenge. unreal.

[Captain Ron 12930]

Just now, sidis said:

i really feel like austin fc should consider signing leão and mbappe. might elevate their attack.

seriously, i would pay to watch those two just do a skills challenge. unreal.

Josh Wolff would make them suck, just more aimless passing to no one in particular.

[Ted Lange 16144]

Here comes a Ronaldo field goal attempt

[Captain Ron 12930]

Oh look Ronaldo about to waste this Portugal free kick.

[TexArcher 38075]

I would kill all of you to have Roberto Martinez in charge of USMNT.

[AbeFroman 2207]

There was an obvious memo sent out to make as many NFL comparisons as possible.  New memo, just call the game.

[Captain Ron 12930]

Shit, that was close, oh Bruno took it.

[Ted Lange 16144]

Bruno after smashing the ball over the bar to Ronalado

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

Bob Martinez wearing the generic manager suit from FIFA

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

The only defenders Ronaldo can score against

 

[Ted Lange 16144]

4.5 matches, zero goals from open play from France.

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

The only defenders Ronaldo can score against

 

[tokamak 6443]

Entertaining half of soccer. This Leao guy might be pretty good. 

[Ted Lange 16144]

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

France doing a great job of setting up the cross into. . . no one. Clearly not having a central player is hurting them. I don't care how old he is, put in Giroud.

[TexArcher 38075]

The HAS to be a penalty or a simulation yellow.

And it's 100% the latter.

[Braff Zacklin 13665]

This match has been the opposite of Spain-Germany.

[Firemans4Horn 18126]

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

This match has been the opposite of Spain-Germany.

mendes has been soft all tournament

[Gucci_Suit 2660]

Dude missed an opportunity to “show the yellow card” to the ref when handing it back. 

[Ted Lange 16144]

 

 

[Captain Ron 12930]

Mbappe just needs the magic spray on his nose.

[RamjetFDO 10578]

Ouch-bappe.

[Captain Ron 12930]

What a save.

[Captain Ron 12930]

And again.

[RamjetFDO 10578]

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

What a save.

Maignan is absolutely on his game tonight.

[ConferenceRoom 6147]

#4 doing #4 things. Love you, Ruben. 

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

After a plodding first half, this game has been pretty fun during the second.

[RamjetFDO 10578]

...and that's why the Frogs haven't scored this tournament.  Missing sitters like that.

[CurlyDumps 4485]

France wondoing hard rn 

[tokamak 6443]

Dembele has generated more offense in his 10 minutes than France did without him for an hour. 

[Braff Zacklin 13665]

I absolutely despise the way the Portuguese play.

As it is, too bad both of these sides can't be sent packing with Spain and Germany advancing instead.

[ConferenceRoom 6147]

C. Ronaldo with his 645th missed free kick in a row in major tournaments. He’s so good. 

[Captain Ron 12930]

Geez, CR7 wasting that free kick, who knew?

 

[sidis 9832]

come on kante, you know better than that...that's not your fucking shot.

[Ted Lange 16144]

 

 

[sidis 9832]

welp, with that weak sauce from mbappe, the bleus appear to just be waiting for an inevitable own goal.

[Kringelbert Fishtybuns 944]

Never been a Pepe fan, but keeping Thurman from having a free run through was impressive for the old man.

[BrickHorn 18289]

13 minutes ago, Braff Zacklin said:

I absolutely despise the way the Portuguese play.

As it is, too bad both of these sides can't be sent packing with Spain and Germany advancing instead.

Spain-Germany was the championship game, imo.

[Captain Ron 12930]

Fofana nana bobana?

[TexArcher 38075]

Oof, the Jews did that...

[Jerry Callo 8732]

I could have scored that

[MNLonghornFUKM 8822]

Ronaldo air mails the game winner to a lucky fan in row U

[ConferenceRoom 6147]

Martinez left this asshole on took off Bruno and Canceló. I mean.