meanwhile, in Germany...

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

German serial killer accidentally kills himself by attaching electric wires to his nipples and penis during weird solo sex act gone wrong in his cell

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A GERMAN serial killer who murdered five female hitchhikers accidentally killed himself performing a strange solo sex act in his prison cell over the weekend, reports claim.

Egidius Schiffer, dubbed the "Aachen Strangler", gave himself a fatal electric shock after tying a cable from a lamp around his penis and nipples, police said.

i bet he did it to make sure he shit himself fucking his own hand.

fucking Germans...

 

Edited July 25, 2018 by Kyrie Eleison

[Bash Riprock 1695]

well, hot dog

[52-80 19226]

Classic Egidius move.

[miguelito 11290]

Why do people automatically assume that it was a sex act gone wrong?  We're talking about Germany here.

[usmc0331horn 965]

Well, did he cum or what??

[tfoolry 8230]

Electrokrauted

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26466]

Es tut den Affen weh, Affen.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

21 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

Electrokrauted

 

 

Electrocüted

[You don't know me 1161]

Doesn't matter, had sex?

[Richter 2271]

At least he died doing what he loved.

[Guest Lobo]

7 minutes ago, Richter said:

At least he died doing what he loved.

Strangling hitchhikers in the Black Forest?  

[Richter 2271]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Strangling hitchhikers in the Black Forest?  

Well, one of the things he loved.  Obviously you can't be doing all the things you love simultaneously when you die.

[bernorange 8363]

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Schiffer initially confessed before withdrawing his testimony, claiming he was sadomasochistic and the thought of being locked up excited him.

He held out as long as he could, but eventually, the excitement just overwhelmed him.

[markstanco 12586]

.....hold my beer

/Japan

[Jimbaround 975]

He died with a smile on his face.

[Don Keibals 113]

Can you really get killed from that? uh, asking for a friend

[demos 3004]

Can you really get killed from that? uh, asking for a friend

Only if you do it wrong.

[HornOnTheBayou 8945]

[ChickenSandwich 9849]

6 min abs is a killer. That’s why 7’s the number man.  7