name this name

[next2naus 439]

hanging with some Doctor friends the other day and they shared some newborn names they encountered in the NICU. one of easy, the other...maybe not so much

 

What are these names....

1) La_a

2)JKMN

[UTPhil2006 3806]

LaDasha

Noel

 

was this hangout in 2003?

[next2naus 439]

ah shit, this must be a doctor thing

[stc 1460]

have Orangello and Lemonjello come in for their yearly checkup? 

[texasdago 7568]

Second one is obvious

...unless the last name is Off or Offe 

Edited June 10 by texasdago

[royiv 9262]

Food and travel?

[jimmyjazz 45890]

4 minutes ago, royiv said:

Food and travel?

Forget it, he's rolling.

[Macanudo 12975]

1 hour ago, royiv said:

Food and travel?

Dude, we're taking about Jell-O now.  Keep up.

[miguelito 11255]

I think you misspelled La-a.

[Covri 6244]

51 minutes ago, miguelito said:

I think you misspelled La-a.

Oh you haven’t met her sister yet, Launderscorea?

[dcbc 14465]

Placenta has such a nice ring to it.

[WBT 20561]

FW:FW:FWD:Fwd:Fw

[YGIFS 19449]

1 hour ago, Covri said:

Oh you haven’t met her sister yet, Launderscorea?

I think I got a bout of that after sex with their other sister.  

How the heck do you get to "Noel" from "Jkmn?"  

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

5 hours ago, texasdago said:

Second one is obvious

Just Kill Me Now?

[WBT 20561]

1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I think I got a bout of that after sex with their other sister.  

How the heck do you get to "Noel" from "Jkmn?"  

sound it out

[WBT 20561]

6 hours ago, stc said:

have Orangello and Lemonjello come in for their yearly checkup? 

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/l/lemonma01.shtml

[YGIFS 19449]

I thought it was a lyric to "Iko Iko".  Hey now, Hey now, my full name is Jkmn Feena Andan Day

[YGIFS 19449]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/l/lemonma01.shtml

That dude led a very interesting, albeit short-lived career, pitching for Houston.  He has an unofficial record for most clubhouse hairdryers broken.  Gets traded to the Blue Jays, whereupon starts his press conference, asking in a serious tone, if the Canadian reporters, "Spoke American."  Gets released from all of pro ball, and then proceeds to kidnap his two cousins (one a pro singer, the other a pro bowler of all things).  His whereabouts remain unknown.  I'm thinking a lot of his issues stemmed from him not liking his surname.  

[next2naus 439]

4 hours ago, miguelito said:

I think you misspelled La-a.

the parents did

[baboso 6054]

hullabelew has a buddy that is an elementary teacher.  My favorite story of first day of school and having the kids stand up and introduce themselves.  La'Kesha stands up and he asks how does she spell that.  The response: Capital L,a, upper comma, capital K...

[dcbc 14465]

9 minutes ago, baboso said:

hullabelew has a buddy that is an elementary teacher.  My favorite story of first day of school and having the kids stand up and introduce themselves.  La'Kesha stands up and he asks how does she spell that.  The response: Capital L,a, upper comma, capital K...

Friend, who was a former DA, introduced me to the hilarity that is the "high comma."

[59 Burst 434]

3 hours ago, dcbc said:

Placenta has such a nice ring to it.

Ranks up there with Chlamydia. 

[Texzilla588 769]

Shit I grew up in Memphis and was then in retail. The interns at the John Gaston hospital maternity ward had a history . Twins D’neice and D’nefu. Sold a stereo to a Le’Mangelo, brother on the credit app: O’rangelo. Nosmo King. Female. Pronounced either Fee-ma-Lee, or rhyming with tamale. Plenty of body parts. Urethra. Ureter. Labya. Products. Lavoris. Aquanetta. The necks played too. Twister. Cyclone. Elvis. Skeeter.

The state should allow anyone at 16 a free name change.