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The call came at around 9:56 a.m. Hanzo Garcia was one of the commuters whose vehicle was hit by the driver. He posted a picture of the incident with the caption "Dawg, I just got hit by an 8 year old." 

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CCPD Lt. Michael Pena said the driver suffers from a mental disability and was at home with their mother when they took her keys and drove off.  They were involved in at least four separate accidents at different locations. 4

Either the news source likes neutral pronouns or momma needed some booze and cigarettes so they were going to the store.

 

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28 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Of course, Stork was Doug Kenney, Harvard graduate and founder of National Lampoon.

And creator of Caddyshack as well as co-writing Animal House.

Jumped off a Kauai cliff full of coke for his swan dive…er song, so the kid has that to look forward too. 

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2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

CCPD Lt. Michael Pena said the driver suffers from a mental disability and was at home with their mother when they took her keys and drove off.  They were involved in at least four separate accidents at different locations.

I’m sorry, ma’am, but your son is not as insured driver and you never gave him permissive use of the vehicle, so you do not need our insurance help. 

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On 6/11/2024 at 6:59 AM, Macanudo said:

CCPD Lt. Michael Pena said the driver suffers from a mental disability and was at home with their mother when they took her keys and drove off.  They were involved in at least four separate accidents at different locations. 4

Either the news source likes neutral pronouns or momma needed some booze and cigarettes so they were going to the store.

 

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This reminds me of that Japanese game show called "old Enough" where the moms send off toddlers to walk to the market and bakery and get ramen or cake for dinner.  It would have been a lot cooler if they had the hidden cameras on this kid the whole way.

 

 

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