how many condoms fit inside a mason jar?

[52-80 19218]

 

 

[ButtFumble 5183]

 

this aggy association of former students member can tell you for sure

[miguelito 11267]

[markstanco 12586]

I bet she gets to use the term ex boyfriend often.  

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

I bet she still takes 45 minute showers.

[Sbbruin 21866]

Four comdom

[GotThatFire 166]

9 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

this aggy association of former students member can tell you for sure

What the fuuuuck

[Jimbaround 975]

She seems low maintenance.

[You don't know me 1161]

5 hours ago, markstanco said:

I bet she gets to use the term ex boyfriend often.  

Or maybe not.  I was irritated by her voice as soon as she started speaking.  I can't imagine getting past the "hi, nice to meet you" stage.

[woohorn 1131]

I can't believe there weren't 8 cats in her apartment.

[Apep 645]

11 minutes ago, woohorn said:

I can't believe there weren't 8 cats in her apartment.

They're not recyclable?

[elfenix 34331]

how many condoms fit inside a mason jar?

i'd help her find out.  you know, for science.

[Underdog 28762]

57 minutes ago, woohorn said:

I can't believe there weren't 8 cats in her apartment.

They're in the freezer. 

[dirtonia 269]

Just ask your mom.

[Trey3216 15350]

5 hours ago, Apep said:

They're not recyclable?

Well, they are compostable 

[TwiceHorn 31517]

Either her family is loaded or she's making out with this eco-nazi venture, because that looks like a new, pretty spacious apartment in Brooklyn and I'm sure that costs pretty serious coin.

 

She also seems pretty well-dressed for a tree-hugging granola cruncher.

Edited July 27, 2018 by TwiceHorn

[Longboard Horn 40423]

You can't make this shit up

[bamachine 1231]

She is taking it to extremes but I would like to follow a similar path as far as eating but I am too lazy. 

[Whitman 694]

Need pics of her neatly shaven bush to see if she is truly committed.  Will pass on pics of her arm pits.

[Buzzrock 14936]

I wish I’d never heard the term menstrual cup.

[Bill Brasky 1450]

11 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

I wish I’d never heard the term menstrual cup.

my wife and her friends refer to their periods as "shark week".   it gave the discovery channel promos for shark week with shaquille oneal and ronda rousey a whole new meaning 

[52-80 19218]

9 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Either her family is loaded or she's making out with this eco-nazi venture, because that looks like a new, pretty spacious apartment in Brooklyn and I'm sure that costs pretty serious coin.

 

She also seems pretty well-dressed for a tree-hugging granola cruncher.

 i thought the same.  you dont get a place like doing graphic design for the trader joes

[kopp0e 1135]

I'd like an answer to an inversion of the question: How many mason jars of cocaine, can you fit in a condom..?

 

[PilotsError 2314]

Integral Yoga Natural Foods

[HaroldBS 1]

17 hours ago, woohorn said:

I can't believe there weren't 8 cats in her apartment.

They were probably hiding.

[miguelito 11267]

16 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Well, they [cats] are compostable 

[52-80 19218]

What in the fuck

[Don Keibals 113]

whew, glad it wasn't aggy mason jar

[achooloco 1072]

9 hours ago, 52-80 said:

 i thought the same.  you dont get a place like doing graphic design for the trader joes

the grocery store is close to court/atlantic, right by the hoyt schemerhorn stop. definitely pricey area. at 23? gtfo.

[Born Burnt 6182]

10 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

I wish I’d never heard the term menstrual cup.

Ditto. Anyone here have a wife, girlfriend or ex that uses one of those blood cups?

 

[Deej 76876]

If she really cared about the environment, she'd let guys raw dog her.

[Capt 235]

I will go bareback on her and cum in her mouth to avoid waste.
#zerowaste #saltmalt #mighytasty

[texasjacket 289]

7 hours ago, Capt said:

I will go bareback on her and cum in her mouth to avoid waste.
#zerowaste #saltmalt #mighytasty

She would be the type to probably prefer a pearl necklace, or save your boys in a jar for a natural hair gel.

[texasjacket 289]

On 7/26/2018 at 9:25 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Either her family is loaded or she's making out with this eco-nazi venture, because that looks like a new, pretty spacious apartment in Brooklyn and I'm sure that costs pretty serious coin.

 

She also seems pretty well-dressed for a tree-hugging granola cruncher.

This. I want to know where her income stream comes from. It seems a lot easier to radically change your lifestyle when do you have to worry about finances. 

[elfenix 34331]

Was there a toothbrush in that jar?

 

 

Maybe she's just like the rest of us and doesn't replace them when worn out

 

 

(6 pack of sonicare heads is $40 at Costco this week, for those of you wondering when the last time you changed yours was)

 

[Buzzrock 14936]

Was there a toothbrush in that jar?
 
 
Maybe she's just like the rest of us and doesn't replace them when worn out
 
 
(6 pack of sonicare heads is $40 at Costco this week, for those of you wondering when the last time you changed yours was)
 

I get a free one every time I go to the dentist (twice a year) so I just rotate the old one out then. I thought that’s what everyone did.

[Buzzrock 14936]

This. I want to know where her income stream comes from. It seems a lot easier to radically change your lifestyle when do you have to worry about finances. 

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lauren-singer-21336152

[52-80 19218]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

 

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lauren-singer-21336152

 

Intern in the city trash department.  Definitely a lucrative career.

[ajax 2620]

On 7/26/2018 at 11:22 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

I bet she still takes 45 minute showers.

That's the majority of urban white women. 

[ButtFumble 5183]

I figured this health tip belonged here

http://www.kcbd.com/story/38788078/dont-wash-or-reuse-condoms-cdc-advises

[F250 28809]

On 7/28/2018 at 5:37 AM, texasjacket said:

She would be the type to probably prefer a pearl necklace, or save your boys in a jar for a natural hair gel.

[DougO 5254]

I hate the fn' stickers on fruits & vegetables. And they sometimes seem to be applied with the same stuff they use to stick heat tiles on the space shuttle.