Oh yeah, from what I hear you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fuckin' boat

[Longhornstampede 3185]

Meat...

[Longhornstampede 3185]

LOLLYGAGGERS!

[Hate 20128]

Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?

[Underdog 28754]

He fucks like he pitches, sort of all over the place. 

[GhostOfTomJoad 9342]

Well fuck this fucking game.

[HornOnTheBayou 8942]

Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring! Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic.

[bschoolprof 6271]

This is a simple game. You throw the ball. You hit the ball. You catch the ball.

[Bevo&Pevo 5209]

100 bucks, I can get us a rainout.

[BigDHornfan 6549]

Charlie,
Here comes the deuce, and when you speak of me, speak well.

[Macanudo 12999]

Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

[Hate 20128]

10 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

Charlie,
Here comes the deuce, and when you speak of me, speak well.

[ConferenceRoom 6144]

21 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Meat...

Why’s he always calling me meat? I’m the guy driving a Porsche. 

[IDIOTsavant 8499]

I quit, alright? I fucking quit….who we play tomorrow?

[Hate 20128]

This is probably in my top 10 movies of all time.  I love everything about this movie.  This is the best baseball movie ever and it isn't even close.

[Frank The Tank 1497]

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Sometimes…it rains. 

[Surly Bevo 25089]

The rose goes in the front big guy

[NWBuck 8575]

You think this is a little excessive for the Carolina League?

[Longhornstampede 3185]

6 hours ago, Hate said:

The laugh as Costner is crouching down after delivering this line is what makes it gold. In all the times I've watched this I had never caught that

[South Austin 52523]

Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.

[bschoolprof 6271]

He’s wrong on the dh. 

[mr. sunshine 2830]

The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness

[Captain Ron 12886]

Christ, you don't need a quadrophonic Blaupunkt! What you need is a curveball! In the show, everybody can hit a fastball!

[Beau Vine 54319]

2 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness

One of the greatest lines ever written.

[Surly Bevo 25089]

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.

Oh my

[Beau Vine 54319]

Crash must've called him a cocksucker.

[Longhornstampede 3185]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Crash must've called him a cocksucker.

The whole time the movie was on the other night I would look over at my wife and whisper "you're a cocksucker"....she had quite a buzz going and couldn't stop laughing.. she eventually whispered back "you're not wrong" 

[CoTex 1160]

I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Lord willing, things will work out.

[BigDHornfan 6549]

Get a hit Crash

[Hate 20128]

Shut Up!

[YGIFS 19452]

...And all the women have long legs and brains.