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Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?

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Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em.

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This is probably in my top 10 movies of all time.  I love everything about this movie.  This is the best baseball movie ever and it isn't even close.

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Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.

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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Well, I believe in the soul... the cock...the pussy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Crash must've called him a cocksucker.

The whole time the movie was on the other night I would look over at my wife and whisper "you're a cocksucker"....she had quite a buzz going and couldn't stop laughing.. she eventually whispered back "you're not wrong" 

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